My ex still hits me up every now and then whenever her fiance dies or shit aint working with her dude.
I used to just fuck her a few times then tell her to fuck off. Or vise versa.
These days I just tell her to fuck off and make fun of the fact that she'll never get over my dick.
Last time she holler'd at me we ended up having a week long text message war over who's life is better off without the other in it.
I pointed out that she's been married for 8 years, is in her 30's and still doesn't have any kids,
and that the logical conclusion is that she was left barren after killing our fetus.
That got her to stop responding.
We broke up 14 years ago.
This is what you have to look forward to, Twinkie. :)