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He's a DJ too! How can you hate on him. Isn't thievery...er....sampling one of the elements of hip hop? And to the mods-guaranteed you'll find a BPD IP address checking this thread. Yay!

I had a somewhat high profile job for a little bit working for a specific government entity. Long story short, I was pulling my weight MORE than i should have been, and was actually working a position that generally paid 30+ an hour, but they were still only paying me 14 or something horrible to that extent. After they started treating me like the 'bench' guy, i taught all the retarded hoodrat employees how to bypass the firewall, or just straight taught them how to tether their cells so they could bypass the work internet. Needless to say they hated me after awhile when every cubicle had WSHH blasting ghetto fights everywhere. They couldn't prove it was me, and I HATED the boss at the time (you wouldn't get promoted unless you were a female minority, fact), so i called her a retarded fucking cunt that shoots out kids, 3 days later i got fired. Funny how long they take to fire you at government jobs. Rode a nice cushy unemployment check for over a year while fixing computers in my free time.

Photographic evidence of why boston looks like shit now. NICE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYRj4mRzjNo

I was looking at the tits thread and my lady took my laptop from me to get a better look at them. UPGRAYEDDDDD

Nah, i was working for an office supply company's distribution center driving one of these. I fucking wish i had that on video. I was totally covered in shit, computers, pallets of paper, pens, etc. I remember seeing my trainer RUNNING over to the crash site because he thought i was stoned out of my brains, so he lifts the shit just enough to quietly say 'ARE YOU FUCKIN STONED, IF YOU ARE, WE'RE BOTH FUCKED', to which my response was 'only day this year i didn't get high before going in. you're lucky'. then he just called me a shithead and walked off and let me deal with it. Needless to say, I pretended i was throwing an alien out of airlocks every day i was at work.

Knocked down 75,000 worth of merchandise the first day I showed up sober (1. Was a heavy machinery operator 2. This was after working there for 7 months or so. The only reason I was still there was because I got my trainer weed.). I had 2 foot long dreads. They knew I was stoned all the time anyways. Long story Short, I drove a 10 ton, three story tall machine to move Pallets of goods which was wire guided. After awhile driving the machines at a reasonable rate of speed sucked, so I'd gun it every time, but this particular time the wire disengaged, sending the ass end, where all the weight is, into a central support for an entire shelving unit that went 6 stories up. So they file the report. Check me out. And the corporate guy who checks all large scale accidents deemed that a drug test wasn't needed. I laughed a mighty laugh seeing as licking my hair at the time would make you trip for a week. I got fired anyways because they said the doctor I went to for a bronchitis treatment a few weeks later was an obgyn. job or not, I've never had that not so fresh feeling ever again.

and fucked up pants

parents making you play outside all summer so they don't have to run the AC Kool aid for everything, even though you prefer juice, and have made it very clear. Getting your clothes after your older cousin got it from HIS older cousin. Crack use. (not my family. but hey. poor people love the shit!)

Transients and spent cans. Lots of dead things. People 'round these parts clean their shit up.

I think bringing lots of guns while you paint is fucking awesome idea. Shoot first and ask questions later. ALL FED PRISON SYSTEM, KHED. EVEN HARDER THAN ALL CITY.

drudge report

mexican - look at those clothes

I learned how to fuck with technology and computers rather well. Too fucking bad it wasn't what they were teaching me.

Oh god, that guy sounds like every drunk fucking hick that's bitten off more than he can chew. I had a hick roommate that would talk mad shit, and then would hear made 'dude, dude, just listen' in the SAME EXACT SOUTHERN DRAWL. Fuck it makes me want to beat him with a bat all over again.

Graffiti dudes draw on other people's shit, i mean off the bat there's something wrong with us as a people/subculture to think it's ok. But i'm long past the point of that bothering me.

STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FUCKING FOOD

It's slutty hipster pat!

A dime sized hole in my forehead.

YUSS!