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If you know the yards, you know the way to get in/get out. Post up by said entrance/exit, etc with a fucking stungun. When all the muscles in his body contract, he'll rethink his full disclosure policy.

I'M SICK OF SEEING TIM HEIDECKER'S YOUNGER HIPSTER BROTHER (SEEMINGLY), AND A FAT GUY IN A BAD CURLY WIG TRYING TO TALK TO ME EVERY TIME I OPEN THIS SITE. I was once respectful, and kept adblock off for the revenues, but fuck that noise.

Sweet fucking jesus, the new rush album is better than anything i thought they were capable of RE-doing. absolutely reinvented themselves, but did it right.

If you took life seriously in the first place, you're a fucking idiot.

DUDE, I DID, AND THE GUY RAISED ME. HE WAS LEGIT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL WHEN THIS HAPPENED. I swear to god that fucking guy made 'illegal' just a word to me. I was just more concerned about washing shit off my dick. Who would have known that my first real girlfriend i got merely 3 years later i'd fuck in the ass before her pussy. And in a fountain in Roxbury, no less. Anal sex in the hood! Yes! But yeah. Raised by a biker that chain smokes weed. i recommend it for anyone.

DIABLO 3 IS RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE.

It's a holiday. So you know what that means. Gangsta rap and drugs, lots of em!

When i was 13 or so, the girl i was 'dating' wanted to fuck. We were about to get at it, when she tells me she'd prefer to be fucked in the ass so she'd stay a virgin. I called her a gross whore, and she never talked to me again. Oh how times change.

WE JUST CAME HERE FOR FIREWORKS. WHY ARE THERE GROWN MEN LOOKING AT US. STOP TOUCHING YOURSELVES.

Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.

If it's something like that, chances are it's some sort of law enforcement or city official taking notes about your graffiti. The placement, size, height off the ground, etc. They take notes on how big you paint, and guess how tall you are. Essentially in some situations, they'll set up a grid on a map to see where you've hit, and where you MIGHT hit. Don't put anything past these fuckers. Unless you live in a crime-ridden inner city area, chances are the cops get bored, and since they're pubic servants, if the right person bitches to the right clerk at city hall, then guess what, you're under investigation. Have fun! Welcome to graffiti!

WSHH has obviously transformed gangly, nerdy white kids into 12 year old hoodrats by the way that kid was screaming. That's even better than that motherfucker getting laid out

I just noticed this. HAH. Hoes in every area code my good man. Hoes in every area code. No matter what skatepark i'm going to, i always got some broad to give me food and then some head.

funworld in nashua, NH. that is all.

WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I GET A PET FROM A SHELTER, I'M A HERO, BUT WHEN I GET MY GIRLFRIEND FROM THE WOMEN'S SHELTER....

yeah, i've never seen bart or lisa stuff a chore boy in a tube where a mini fake rose would be, so i don't think springfield MA is in the running either.

the friend. always the friend. well actually friend's friend. i ended up taking acid at her mom's house when she was out of town and enacted my favorite action movie stunts naked off of her diving board. good times. and nightmare! what the fuck is up! i need to add you to my steady cycle of phone number updates. I just got a big fucking beast-ass suv so i can fit more motherfuckers in random skatepark excursions too. whatcha been up to son?

oh jesus. i met that girl's friend that posts all over her tumblr, marmsomething, on okcupid, and on the date i went to meet the broad, i ended up fucking her friend by the end of the night. funny that i saw the bitch naked after the fact.

That ain't workin. That's the way you do it. Money for nothin`, and your chicks for free