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For the most part, people are uncaring bastards. Myself included. -fuse.

I used to have this girlfriend that was loud as hell when we would fuck. Sometimes she screamed so loud it made my ears hurt. That being said, we were going at it pretty late one night/early one morning, and I'm hittin' from behind and she looks back and freaks out on me. Turns out someone was at the window watching. I don't know because I never saw him/her, but I'm pretty sure that it was the neighbor making sure that no one was getting murdered from the way she screams. Long story short, she ran outside with a knife. I laughed. -fuse. Besides, she's a stripper now, so what the fuck should it have mattered to her?

I liked cricket when I got to watch it because I could just go to sleep and not have to worry about missing anything; they'll replay it about six times with the crowd going ape-shit (which wakes me up) if something "exciting" happens. Perfect sport to take a nap to. So much in fact, that while I was in Australia, "Let's go watch some cricket" became code for "Let's both go pass out on the floor at home." -fuse.

Weird, that's not what Spaten Optimator looks like. Optimator is a dopplebock, which means that it's about as black as a stout. But I will give you props on the Optimator, it's delicious. -fuse.

You don't go out of your way to be an asshole to people who want to send cards to a little kid with cancer so that he can break the world record for birthday cards received. I do. -fuse.

This is the most entertaining thread I've seen in a while. I can just imagine a bunch of people getting piss on their faces and in their hair. It's like solo water sports. Haha. -fuse.

I had some sort of Adidas deodorant that said it provided 48 hour protection. I never really put it to the test. -fuse.

Waffles taste so much better than that moment you wake up in the morning and realize that you did something horrible. -fuse.

That sounds pretty awesome. -fuse.

I didn't frame my diploma. Mostly because I didn't get excited. I always planned on graduating high school. It's no big deal. Kind of how I didn't expect my parents to do anything extravagant like buy me a Lamborghini. -fuse. Also, you should feel like it's useless because it is. Completely and utterly useless. You're not a doctor now, in fact, you're barely even any better off with it.

This thread needs pictures. Pictures of both the slutty 18 year old and the pure 17 year old. -fuse.

Sometimes losing your numbers can be fun. Happened to me, and every now and then I'll get a text from some number I no longer have about how much the person on the other end wants me. Really gives you a shot of confidence on a crappy day. -fuse.

Also, I'll hit it while she's bleeding. I mean it's only blood, and it's only my dick, I can wash it off. Plus, most chicks dig period sex. -fuse.

This shit makes me tweak hard. The recommended serving is half of one 8 oz can. I had a redbull and then about 1/4 of one of these and my heart felt like it was going to explode. -fuse.

I've left a three hour class half-way through because I didn't have my phone and I NEEDED to know if I had dropped it somewhere outside of my car. This partially because I can't stand not having my phone and partially because I just got a bomb-ass phone and knew I wouldn't be able to afford to replace it if I lost it. -fuse.

That little girl looks like a little retard. Also, that film is way unrealistic. If any man ever walks into a room and says "What are you ladies talking about?" and the ladies respond. "Periods," there's no way he'd stick around. Seriously, test it sometime. Guys will almost always walk away from a real discussion about bleeding from your cooch. -fuse.

My father was at Krogers one time and some woman drove through one of the entrances and killed someone. There were news copters up and down my block for days. -fuse.

Re: TEAM ALCO I just bought ingredients for home-brew today. I'll probably be starting the batch later today or sometime tomorrow. I'm fully siked. -fuse.

Those vans are tight. -fuse.

Anyone wanna invite me to spite the n00b? -fuse.

Alright, so I'm a little annoying at a sit-down place. I like to try new things, but both food and money are important to me, so I arrive at a bit of an impasse. I want something new because I love finding new foods, but at the same time I don't want to risk wasting my money only to find out that I don't like whatever it is that I ordered. At a fast food restaurant it takes me about 30 seconds to figure out what I want to eat. -fuse.

If you hate those, try using IRC, you'll really hate that. -fuse.

Some books I've read recently are: A Long Way Down by Nick Hornby City of Tiny Lights by Patrick Neate Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahnuik (favorite Chuck book) Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut How to Be Good by Nick Hornby The Cheese Monkeys by Chip Kidd (I really loved this book) Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris (a collection of short stories) And I actually enjoyed reading The Fountainhead and Anthem both by Ayn Rand (even though I know she's played out). -fuse.

The Grand Reserve is quality. It is quite expensive though, but everyone should try it at least once. -fuse.

I've read a few of his books. I even bought my first girlfriend a signed first edition of Hocus Pocus or maybe it was the Sirens of Titan. I'm pretty sure it was Hocus Pocus though. You were a cool dude Vonnegut. -fuse.