famecrazy

even those 2 suck.

my computer is far from 'mediocre', its a macbook nigga!

he is so self deprecating it's bordering on pathetic.

Cloverfield?

Dance with the devil and you get hurt.

support the troops!

bikini photos = deal breaker. however i would like to see her lactate.

ha ha, fucking hell.

it's like the 12oz version of Sleepless in Seattle.

ha ha, punks ...

"Well, then, let them eat cake"

Do you have a larger photo?

that's not a drain; that's the bathroom!

i'm eating a pizza. unfortunately there is no one to punch right now. i'll report back if something pops off though.

:lol: They just don't even try anymore...

Dear weekend, There are many things I wish to accomplish over the next couple of days. Please don't rain or be unbearably cold. I have even written a check list because I have been too fucking lazy over the last month to do any proactive. Looking forward to working with you. Your pal 5.

someone post to where I can catch that Terry flick.

I want it all; money, fast cars Diamond rings, gold chains and champagne Shit, everydamn thing I want it all; houses, expenses My own business, a truck, hmm, and a couple o' Benz's I want it all; brand new socks and draws And I'm balling everytime I stop and talk to y'all

lol everyone knows they don't sell Bentley's to niggers.

my job.

I won't lie, Maroon 5 dildo made me laugh.

With cucumber.