famecrazy

I like how you're annoying as fuck. Wait no i don't.

I can imagine someone being really fucking drunk all the way back on that last couch and either vomiting or pissing themselves then just turning the cushions over and pretending like nothing happened.

it does look like it would smell doesn't it.

I'm at work in Dandenong can I come over for some shards after work?

wait, you're australian?

what indeed.

how many of you have looked at porn while browsing 12oz, then accidently ended up jerking off and ejaculating while reading someones post and felt a strange connection to them ever since? WAIT........ WHAT?>???????

I can vouch for Shai, dude is a fucking good bloke, if you disagree then you're a faggot.

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT

Where uuuuuuuuu at fag?????? hollaaaaaaaaaaa @ ya boy

http://www.palinaspresident.us/ DAO's PRO TIP: If you move your mouse over the picture shit happens :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9bS1dE0ps8&ob=av2e

Dow?

false. I should try it though. The person below me thinks it's ok to get fingerbanged by your wife provided it "makes you nut harder"

You should get to know him, take some time to understand what makes him tick. I recommend taking him on a series of dates, each time to a different location. Date 1 - Start with a lite dinner and a movie, nothing too scary, but scary enough that he wants to sit closer to you. Date 2 - A picnic by the lake, pack some sandwiches and some french champagne and hold hands until the sun sets Date 3 - Dinner at your place. Invite him around for a candlelight dinner. Cook your famous spaghetti bolognese. When dinner is over suggest that you take the party to your bedroom, where you can pretend things are moving too fast and ask him to slow down. Then once you've ruined any chance he has of "getting lucky", kick him out and never call him again.

Since when was a good old fashioned beating not revenge enough? If that doesn't work, rape him.

thats pretty fucking gangster dude.

segway to heaven /ban.

I remember when I was 11 my friend and I found his dads porn stash. Dude was a major baller when it came to porn, he had videos, magazines, comics everything. Dude must have been jerkin it non-stop. So anyway, we devised a plan to watch one of the videos after school one day and told our other friend to come along and check it out. I guess it was too confronting for our other friend because about 10 minutes into some good VHS fucking dude said he felt sick and wanted to go home. We finished off (nh) watching it without him. Later that night my parents want to have a chat and tell me that they know i watched a "dirty" movie at my friends house and want to know where i got it. I snitched out my friends dad and was banned from going around there for the rest of the year. It was pretty weird seeing my friends dad after that, he was mad embarrassed. His name was 'Tiger Tim' lol, and he had a filthy mustache.