gasfacevictm

Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly is fucking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we don't cook shit that was previously in cans. you’re a fucking joke dude, and i'm dead fucking serious. get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and wine coolers and has a good fucking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, i'm serious.. don't ever post your fucking poverty dinner on this site ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking phaggot.

Re: random thoughts i want to fuck that girl

I pay 350 pesos a month. I don't know what that equals in white money.

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya. Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them. I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

Come stand next to me in a speedo tough guy. I'll be the oiled down starved one that's gonna win. Let's settle this waxed and tanned. I'll shit on you. You talk big. Let's step on stage and flex our sweaty bodies for a bunch of men to judge us and see who the real champ is. Oh you're afraid? I'll shit on you. By that I mean my body will have less fat , more tan and more muscle while I flex for a 90 percent male audience. Let's do it big guy. Come at me.

This what you get for being heterosexual.

LMFAO @ water. GTFO with that shit, you troll. Trenbolone is all that is needed.

god damn show is garbage but that episode was not shabby

THIS. Plus you know what you are getting with meat. I buy protein at Costco and the bag lasts me months. I only use it on days when I end up needing to hit my protein target due to not eating like I normally do for whatever reason. It's a good thing to have around, but it's fucking food and not good tasting food. I'd rather hit my macros with dead animals and candy than protein powder. Use this u fucking fagalas...

What is this wigger shit?

What in the everloving fuck am I reading here?

Sorry to hear about your dad. I spent a couple years hanging with my mom when she got sick. Feels good even if it's a false alarm and they pull a fake-out on you and don't die. Fuckin sneaky ass old pranksters. Don't get married, you idiot. Have you ever met a truly happy married young man? Get your head out of your ass.

This is cool. I like this street art stuff. Hate that tagging shit tho.

What's cancer?

People of the incorrect race do not know what a pound sign is.

I'm about to bless you DYEL faggots with some xmas gains right now in the form of quite possibly the most valuable youtube channel in terms of quality information and training tips. Behold... TEAM 3DMJ Watch at your leisure. Take what works. Discard what doesn't. Merry New Year. :mexican:

Boats ur not fucking married yet? Weren't u the wigger that was desperate to get married before 30? Aren't you like 35 now? What happened?

ONLY THINGS YOU WILL EVER NEED AS FAR AS MAKING GAINS: -PROGRESSIVE OVERLOAD -SUFFICIENT CALORIES TO BUILD/CUT BROKEN INTO PROPER MACRONUTRIENT AMOUNTS -SLEEP -A GOAL AND A CLEAR PATH TO HOW YOU HOPE TO ACHIEVE IT -CONSISTENCY IN THE ABOVE THINGS If you don't have a plan, you are planning to fail. If you don't keep track of your progress, you will spin your wheels. If you think you can get shredded without counting calories, lmfao. GODSPEED U NIGGER FAGGOTS.

Do you have shoulder injuries from the past? If not, you are def benching improperly and need to correct it. Your shoulder joints should not be taking the brunt of the load while benching.

Which is why you will remain weak.

The military sounds like a blast.

-I wish Jim & Pam had both died along with their stupid ass kid CC -I wish the show had ended like 4 years ago...cuz it was once good, but awful the last few seasons

Vertical Jump Bible by Kelly Bagget. Plyometrics mainly. If you're gonna do it, you have to focus on that goal mainly as the programs are pretty demanding and serving two masters at the same time is almost impossible.

DECA, DBOL, & TEST.