gasfacevictm

You can't find yourself a new ginzo to text you late at night, brah?

Mamet. Shit was weird, but kewl.

YA GOT ME, YA PRICK YA.

I looked at this guy's post/pix and immediately said to myself, i'm going to sit right down and tell this motherfucker exactly how i eat my motherfucking steel cut oatz i make a gigantic fucking batch every four days. When im done i have an enormous bowl of steel cut oatz and at this point i generally take the first few feet of my cock out of my pants and fap because the sight is beautiful. Every morning i take a goodly portion of that fucking pond of glory and i pour fucking milk in the fucking bowl with the fucking oatz and i put them in the microwave where i picture them fucking while they heat up. I've now got a bowl of hot oatz and an infallibly rigid dick but i am not done motherfucker and it is not yet time to eat. i reach around behind me and grab my nuts from the cupboard and sprinkle a bunch of walnuts into the fucking bowl. I grab my raisins and i shake my raisins into that fucking bowl, i grab my prunes and i lay my prunes into that fucking bowl, and i grab my fucking naked banana and i layer it into that fucking bowl. At this point i collapse onto the floor and fuck a new hole into the hardwood of my kitchen because i just can't fucking stand my gorgeous fucking oatz, then i stand up and i eat that fucking bowl, the whole fucking thing including the bowl itself, without any utensils and then i go throw myself at the sex doll i have dressed up like the quaker oatz guy and i literally fuck it until my neighbors call the cops.

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal and I'm being one hundred percent srs. Sorry we dont cook shit that was previously in cans. You're a fucking joke br0, and I'm dead fucking srs. Get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and zima and has a good fucking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, I'm srs...dont ever post your fucking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking phaggot.

Scarface ending.

LOLWUT?

All I'm saying is that they are all unique shows in that they are completely different from one another to a point where it is impossible to compare them. There is no way to judge them fairly since they are subjective. The only thing you can do is appeal to authority and rely on the group that hands out the awards. These awards mean nothing and are just another promotion for celebrity culture and the fact that we are sitting here arguing about it makes us just as gay as the awards themselves.

Awards are meaningless. There is no way to competently judge these things. They are all completely unique from one another. How do you judge that?

You phagz honestly umad cuz quality show no win arbitrary award? Hoo curzz?

^^^That is nightmarish. If that kid died and kept living as a zombie, making him undeathable...FML.

You don't really have to walk with them if you don't have space. You can just do holds for time. Same shit.

You ever do farmer walks? They carry over to pretty much everything.

Alden might become interesting if he renounces his faith and starts being a badass crook and getting wasted all the time.

WHY WOULD THEY KILL THE BUTCHER? FUCK THIS SHOW. THERE IS NOBODY LIKABLE LEFT EXCEPT OMAR AND HE CAN'T EVEN READ. NOW THERE IS NOTHING BUT NEW ASSHOLE GINZOS LEFT. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

I also hate kids, but like watching others suffer for creating their own, so Malcolm is great for me.

Don't do all that 'one body part per day' bullshit unless you are advanced and on drugs. As a natural it is best to hit each body part twice per week through compound movements/full body and select single joint accessory shit. 3-4 big days a week and whatever light shit you want to do the rest of the days. Also, if you aren't sure where you fit in on that chart, you are a beginner. Intermediate is for people who have been lifting for at least a year and have exhausted their linear gains. IE-You worked up to a 1.5x-2x bodyweight squat and have stalled and need slower progression. The intermediate shit will still work, but it will go much slower than if you chose a beginner program and rode it out until it no longer worked. Sometimes. They have a great sticky full of info. That and the shit is hilarious. Casek, I wasn't coming at you with that post. It was just a general post for whoever was interested, because the same shit gets asked in here over and over. We need a sticky.

Brb, gonna be in a criminal biker gang and not realize that EVERYTHING we do to make our lives better ends up backfiring, getting friends and family killed or sent to prison, costs us money and makes everybody miserable. Gonna keep doing it though, because true to the game.

Malcolm in the Middle is quality TV.

Also, to any of you he-br0s that are wondering what program you should be doing (YES YOU SHOULD BE FOLLOWING ONE UNLESS YOU ARE AN ADVANCED BR0): -Consult this fucking chart. -Pick one of the programs that applies to you. -FOLLOW THE FUCKING PROGRAM AFTER READING THE DIRECTIONS. -DO NOT CHANGE PROGRAMS UNTIL IT STOPS FUCKING WORKING. Or don't and see if I care. In before: -but br0, I gotta bad back/shoulder/life -br0, I just wanna look good with zero work...which program does that? -br0...which program will give me abz? -br0...I did this program for 4 weeeks and I'm not shredded.

Br0, I just did a Google search and found like a fafillion resources. WAT DAFUG R U TALKIN ABOOT? http://www.dieselcrew.com/articles-pdf/Erik-TrainingForStones.pdf http://straighttothebar.com/articles/guides/stonelifting/ http://www.totalperformancesports.com/index.php/knowledge/articles/143-westside-and-stone-lifting-by-bob-jodoin There are just a few. Stop being and on and off br0 and commit, you bastard. Pick a program and do it until it stops working and add your stone stuff to it. And that Wendlercast shit is OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD as fugg. Go to his site, breh.... http://www.jimwendler.com/

Demonoid is blocked down here in Messico. Anybody want to act like a white person and go there, download the torrent file for Robbery Homicide Division and send me the file? It's the only site with the entire torrent on it.

SURPRISE SEX

There are plenty of articles on strongman events and technique online, man. Just Google that shit. How long have you been lifting?