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gasfacevictm

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  1. I wish Nucky would have killed that charming fucking Irishphag as well. That guy is just as annoying as Maggie.
  2. So I can participate in online discussions.
  3. HUSK THAT FRENCH SHIT IS GOOD. WISTFUL PHAGGYTIME MUSIC POSTS AS USUAL. KEEP IT UP. THAT IS ALL. FUCKFACE.
  4. I never said my complaints were rational, brah. Maggie and the music just bother the shit out of me. The music is unabashedly corny and that whole generation should be ashamed of it. Maggie is a prissy cunt that tries to have her cake and eat it too. Her parts are annoying and boring. It's pretty funny how you people (phaggots) get all angry when somebody calls this show boring. You always resort to the: "it's quality story telling and sorry if there isn't an explosion in every scene because we don't like Michael Bay movies and ghey ghey ghey phaggot phaggot blah blah cocksuck..." Plz, guise...take a deep breath, accept the fact that Adam Sandler's past two movies were better than this show and stay safe.
  5. Re: 12oz's current state makes me sad/pissed DEAR DIARY...
  6. The point was to scare the shit out of Doyle and explain to Nucky why he killed the butcher Jew guy. Are you guys watching the same show I'm watching? He's not after Nucky's people, because as he explained, Jimmy knew the risks involved in the game they were playing and he lost. He killed the butcher for Jimmy's wife, because he liked her and she had nothing to do with any of their business. If they got rid of Maggie and promised to never play any of the music from that era in the show, I'd love it. But as it stands....it has major annoying components.
  7. Everybody that watched it, br0. That delivery kid told Harrow that Doyle was telling people he killed the Jew butcher. Harrow was obviously upset by this. Then he kidnaps him. A > B > C You rother points are fair. I really just wish they'd make Nucky's personal life storyline less boring/annoying.
  8. Suspense? What fucking suspense? The boring part comes in whenever that Irish bitch's story interrupts potentially interesting criminal enterprise scenes. I really think the show would be a faffillion times better if her arc was just erased and replaced with tons of whores.
  9. That Irish bitch needs to go. Last episode was boring as fugg.
  10. For breakfast you need to eat four of those breakfast sandwiches from McDonald's. I don't care which ones you get, but make sure to get four. Order four hash browns, too. Now grab two packs of ketchup and put them on the hash browns and then slip them into the sandwiches. Squish that shit down and eat. That's your breakfast. For lunch you're gonna eat Chinese food. Now I don't want you eating that crappy stuff. You wanna get the stuff with MSG. None of that non-MSG bullshit. I don't care what you eat but you have to sit down and eat for at least 45 minutes straight. You can't let go of the fork. Eat until your eyes swell up and become slits and you start to look like the woman behind the counter. For dinner you're gonna order an extra-large pizza with everything on it. Literally everything. If you don't like sardines, don't put 'em on, but anything else that you like you have to load it on there. After you pay the delivery guy, I want you to take the pie to your coffee table, open that fucker up, and grab a bottle of oil. It can be olive oil, canola oil, whatever. Anything but motor oil. And I want you to pour that shit over the pie until half of the bottle is gone. Just soak the shit out of it. Now before you lay into it, I want you to sit on your couch and just stare at that fucker. I want you to understand that that pizza right there is keeping you from your goals. Now you're on the clock, after 20 minutes your brain is going to tell you you're full. Don't listen to that shit. You have to try and eat as much of the pizza as you can before that 20-minute mark. Double up pieces if you have to. I'm telling you now, you're going to get three or four pieces in and you're gonna want to quit. You fucking can't quit. You have to sit on that couch until every piece is done.
  11. I zone out on every single scene where Maggie talks. "Ohhhhh I'm tryin tuh be a good woman, Nukky...but ya make it hahhhd on meh. Umma good Irish Cattlikk woomun.....letmeh beee gooowd, wontcha?!?!?!?!?!?!? Now gimme bludd munneee so's I can givvit to thuh chorch!!!!"
  12. BAM! TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSHIT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF.
  13. C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  14. ^^^^^^^^^^LOLZ ------------------------------------------------ But back to the point I was trying to make... My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime faggot like me The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the fuck on, so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could fuck all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother), so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was fucking hot.
  15. I always hoped that you would stop posting here. That you'd go outside, play a sport, find a girlfriend. I have this fantasy, you see. That one friday night I would be out on the town and stop by this little bar to grab a pint, and I'd see you there with a 5/10. I'd recognize you by the squats and oats. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor I to you, but we'd both know... that you'd moved on. Instead you sit with your damned laptop fapping to HNNG threads and crying about feels.
  16. Fukkin ginzo holding out on the gas.
  17. Opie falls on his sword. How valiant. Why didn't Jax offer up Clay? Would that have been unacceptable? Whatever. Ghey soap opera is ghey and I love being a phaggot by never ignoring this show.
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