We didn't do the paper shit to my retarded bro inlaw. My non-retarded brother inlaw said it was boarder line mean and that the rest of the family would know what was up.
SO
My brother drives a black on black Escape with limo tints. He left it in the middle of my drive way like a dick on christmas eve. It had a thin layer of salt over it. So I drew a dick and wrote "merry fagmas" on his back window.
I told him,we laughed.
Next day he went to his wife's uncles house for her families shit. Her uncle asks him to have words out back the house. Her uncle is a very gay,very god loving man and wasn't having my brothers suv in the drive way with a wang on it. My brother is also a terrible adult and just starts laughing in his face and tells him to fucking cool it......then he calls me crying laughing telling me what happened!