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  1. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law So remember "stop fucking my daddy"???? Well the guy that started that was in town for a birthday party this weekend. We all sit down to eat and Frank is nowhere to be found............ I see him lurking in the shadows by the front door when BAM the sweatiest I've seen frank in all his glory of boxer shorts appears. He reused to eat with us as the guy that was fucking his daddy was there. Out of no where my girl blurts out, "really though its for the best, eating around frank is terrible" to which everyone agreed and shared a Frank story. So daddy fucker and his chick are hanging out for a bit, were in the living room and we can hear Frank pacing around. He thunders down the stairs dressed up to go........his mom starts questioning him and he begins to tell us about his plans to "watch the game with his buddies at this guys house" his eye was even twitching maybe he got sweat in it, I dunno. he dips Next day I meet some other family members for a brunch thing.......and the one kids talking about WWE and how Frank went to see it at a theatre by himself last night.Normal brother and I placed bets on what he was really doing........normal bro won:( I said wondering around talking to himself again. oh I told you people this right? I've been told from dudes on the block that when Franks upset he paces around fully talking to himself, dudes have even told me about the radical shit he was saying.
  2. Sell drugs in another mans spot, get fucked up. Sell drugs in another mans spot and not have the balls to man the fuck up when it's time.........get outted on the interwebs as a bitch made homo
  3. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law i'm outt but hilarious
  4. i bought those black joints dark posted, put them on and was revolted.....dont know what it was but they looked gay......I gave them to my dad he was so amped on owning nikes after buying them for his kids for all those years......it was hilarious
  5. thats the point of the game, how low will you go.... I'd merk oldiehawn with the quickness
  6. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Ok I've been saving the shit out of this story. We noticed Franks phone ringing an awful lot for about 3 weeks, lots of secret phone calls, hiding in dark rooms etc. Frank used to cause alot of drama by calling his aunt in another city and talking mad shit about everyone, then she'd call and all this lame drama would jump off. This all stopped after he threatened her son in law and daughter, remember "stop fucking my daddy" So a few weeks of really odd Frank. He even started smoking, and SOME DATESSSSSS????? We didnt believe it either. SOMETHING WENT VERY WRONG OH SHIT did Frank kill another little girl? did he get fired for sexual harassment? whats up? My girl would try talking to her mom and she would be bugging out saying nothings going on....................we knew something was up she was in his room, he was crying and she was crying WTF? this went on for a week or two. The awesomeness that is Frank came thundering down like Frank running down the stairs my sons! He got hooked on calling party lines, he made some friends....went on some dates, possibly even lost his v card. I was shocked, and stoked until I found out that this lucky girl was a hooker, well more of a group of them that were exploiting Frank and sucked up his savings account in less then a month.He couldn't pay his whooping 3000 cell phone bill......keep in mind his only expenses are pizza,porno and coffee and he's had a job since he was 14. In true portuguese fashion his fam tried sugar coating this, saying it was massages, and phone sex and they ripped him off.Little by little the truth came out. My theory is that it was one really smart hooker from an AD or he started fucking them them crack heads at the end of the block and had a whole bunch of em....either way grooossssss
  7. i got em as winter beaters...fucking dope
  8. like value village, or any used clothing store.......
  9. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law read thru dunny, homie almost caught a case over it
  10. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law he is a janitor at a high end department store
  11. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law His Uncles tried to take him to the rippers once........he got freaked out and wouldn't go in.
  12. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Hater Franks not like an out of control tard, he just does awesome shit....like if were to get him interviewed on B.T he'd sweat and say something dumbdiculious then bolt. So my man Frank LOVEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS the porn, it's his everything. 7 years ago he went on a vacation with his parents. Normal brother in law is being a 17 year old and looking through his closet for some hockey shit,yeah right. He comes to get me to see the unholly amount of skin flicks and mags franky has amassed. He had rubbermaid tote containers neatly stacked from the floor to the ceiling FILLED with binders or porn mags, in plastic sleeves. He was buying two, one to beat it too and another in plastic.....the dvd's were numbering into the 100's.....my lady had never watched a porn until that fateful day, it was a day etched into all our minds as it was the day we found out of Franks love of large black men violating small blonde teen runaways. Her brother hit play on the dvd player and it was almost que'ed up to a large gorilla choking this girl with runny make up....my lady freaked out and made him turn it off.She was so upset that this was going on in the house she was living in she wanted to move like that second. So I questioned Franks love of print media pronz? wtf I say why doesn't he use a computer like the rest of us sexual deviants......but that is another story!
  13. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Frank is not into anything that is not portuguese, he's a brain washed son of immigrants. Rides are you fucking kidding me? Frank asked to go see Lord of the Rings with some of his younger cousins and his normal brothers...they took him, when that Golem thing jumped off he got so afraid he ran the fuck out and took the subway home. I was at the house mashing out some left overs when dude came home and told me "i'll sleep nothing tonight cause of that ting" he was like 28
  14. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Frank hates social situations that he has not altered into some weird fucking thing about him bailing to go home...........The ROM isn't ignant portuguese shit SOOOO we could take him to a bull fight or some stupid immigrant shit he'd be down. YO I COULD GET FLICKS OF FRANK IN A ONNTZ SHIT....HOOK IT UP RAVEN!
  15. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Frank and I could not travel any distance together, I drove him to a wedding ONCE, all he did was tell me stories about the Metro Theatre http://cinematreasures.org/theater/896/...while sweating, when he got out leather had a body mark......real gross son.
  16. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law My girl has fully endorsed this thread and even started to remind me of Frank times. So my future parents are fucking awesome and super immigrant. They are the typical european mom and dad.They are very active and front like they are 30 when they really are pushing 60. The are still enjoying one another's company, by this I mean they still bang out all the time, If we show up to the house and their door is A.CLOSED AND B.LOCKED, We dip and make all sorts of jokes.....Is it gross, you bet your ass it is......does it give me hope that I'll be getting banged out well in my 60's,FUCKING RIGHT IT DOES! So we roll in unannounced and lady friend notices the doors closed, she ever so quietly tries the knob, turns to me in a panic and is like "oh god tony and ana are banging again"....the jokes start and shes pissed. We go to the basement to look for her dads old nikes, dudes got a mean shoe game. Frankie boy thunders down the stairs like a retarded elephant calling out "MOMMY?......DADDY?"....oh fyi he calls them mommy and daddy still at 33, and this aint no Hamptons jargon boys, pure tard talk. He goes to walk into their room but the doors locked and he smashes into it, were already dying laughing! He starts knocking and screaming "mommy,daddy....whys the door locked,,,,what are you doing" Were fully dying now, full on tears, rolling around. He then comes down stairs to inform us that "Mommy and Daddy are in their room with the door locked I don't know what they are doing" but picture retarded portuguese accent. The mom rolls down in a robe and her looking like a sex knot, flushed in the face...no eye contact with us....Frank starts in on her "whats going on...whys the door locked" I lost it I couldn't help it,my girl smirked at me and i LAUGHED. Frank runs upstairs and "daddy" is in the kitchen, in half english and portuguese he's like "eh man, whats a matta fo you waking me up guy?" it was 730 on a week night. We were dying....her mom made no eye contact for like a month
  17. wait is there a jersey for team chubblubb? I'll floss it fuckn daily
  18. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Dude he would be ultra weird around new people.......I'll see what can jump off lol
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