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mr.yuck

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  1. mr.yuck
    I think coca cola framed michael jackson to be a lunatic pedophile in order to maintain their dominance over pepsi.
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    I had to look this one up @LUGR Ive definitely heard of it but never seen it. I thought I knew all of his movies. Gonna have to check it out.
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    @ndvlol Nah son. What? She might be fun to kick it with.
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    Im never sleeping again.
  5. mr.yuck
    Forget bug problems, those things could take care of small rodents.
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    @SchnitzelOh my fucking god those things are big. I dont let spiders that big live in the house. Cant have a crew of spiders strong enough to drag me outside in the middle of the night and beat the shit out of me for killing all their kids.
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    I have some googling to do... I'll be right back
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    @Schnitzeldo you find yourself letting them set up in your house? I let mine build webs in a few key locations and we dont have problems with any other bugs in the house.
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    Lol not over 30 days old @Dirty_habiT @Schnitzelsometimes it tastes like nothing. Just warm.
  10. mr.yuck
    I discovered this song a few days ago and its been bopping around in my head ever since Freight train comin freight train comin
  11. mr.yuck
    86 died immediately? Lol. That covid hot shot baby.
  12. mr.yuck
    I was about to ask your dog if I could hold somethin. Just got a hot stock tip on game stock.
  13. mr.yuck
    @NightmareOnElmStreet This particular scammer that I melted earlier today was the 'take an oldsters money' type.
  14. mr.yuck
    I finally triggered one of these scam callers hard enough to make him break character and go full Indian ape shit on me. He told me to suck his dick and I was a cock sucker mother fucker and some more shit. I didnt know where eles to post this achievement.
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    @LUGRpotatoes of all kinds are my shit. I eat fries plain. I'll put some lawrys on them for some extra flavor. But if I do want a sauce with my potatoes its usually gravy or a redwine mushroom sauce.
  16. mr.yuck
    Worse than the milchup was watching that man mouth wrap around that hotdog. Im about to go fist fight one of my neighbors as a palate cleanser.
  17. mr.yuck
    @LUGRthe flavor makes me physically angry.
  18. mr.yuck
    There arent a whole lot of things in life that skeeve me out. Hotdog straw is now added to the list of dry heaving, bending fingernails backwards, and ketchup.
  19. mr.yuck
    Fuckin gross bro.
  20. mr.yuck
    I dont know that I like your double entendre there, sir.
  21. mr.yuck
    Im fuckin dead if @Elena Delle Donnegoes triple sucker with the jacket, some custom shorts, and a hat. Like a little boys outfit from the 80s.
  22. mr.yuck
    Bruh. I have this terrible feeling that Im gonna have to start selling crack to pay off all my past dues within this lifetime. I dont think there is any marriage benefit that's gonna ease the burn from the IRS's BIG DICK STYLES (tm). My accountant has had my past due shit Im trying to get ammended for days on end now. They were supposed to call me today. They probably called the IRS and were like "Just go lock that fool up."
  23. mr.yuck
    Are there any pros to being married as opposed to just enjoying each others company?
  24. mr.yuck
    Id never thought of it, but I bet you could save a lot of time and just fill a mop with the primer. Thats some nasty shit. Rest in peace your whole leg pants and shoe if that jank ever blows open in your pocket. Lol.
  25. mr.yuck
    @Dirty_habiT just googled that place and it looks fucking awesome.
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