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No joke, I have been around for 10 years and ain't even close.

Re: Travel Log - 2011 - USA He must drink Dos Equis.

I got on stage for an open mic before I was the opener actually. I just went to go get some tacos and beer with this chick I was taking out for the first time. We didn't know it was open mic before we got there. The MC was asking people to go up but everyone was scurred. I went up there and did some shit. Got laughs. I'm comfortable talking in front of groups of people. I really just did it to impress the girl, show her I was spontaneous or whatever... Anyways.... I ended up smashing that broad that night so I guess it worked. I just told a bunch of those Pun Racoon meme jokes. This was a year or so ago when those shits were being posted in the nonsense thread everyday and were still fresh in my memory at the time. "what do you call it when a rock climber leaves behind a message? CLIFF NOTES" P.S.- LIKE A BOSS.

Thanks Werkerone. I ended up finding it, but couldn't post it from my work comp. Heres a link to the 3 day "sleeve". http://vimeo.com/18984844

Pretty sure hiding behind the gas truck was the most realistic thing involved in that episode. Meaning he would run behind the biggest, closest, sturdiest thing in sight if the alternative was to be riddled with bullets from an uzi. Michael Bay and the 80's made all of you nigz believe anything flammable would explode if hit with a bullet. Going out tonight to shoot car gas tanks to test this theory. Fuck the police.

From Twenty-Five Ways To Suppress Truth: The Rules of Disinformation (Includes The 8 Traits of A Disinformationalist) by H. Michael Sweeney. These 25 rules are everywhere in media, from political debates, to television shows, to comments on a blog. 1. Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. Regardless of what you know, don’t discuss it — especially if you are a public figure, news anchor, etc. If it’s not reported, it didn’t happen, and you never have to deal with the issues. 2. Become incredulous and indignant. Avoid discussing key issues and instead focus on side issues which can be used show the topic as being critical of some otherwise sacrosanct group or theme. This is also known as the “How dare you!” gambit. 3. Create rumor mongers. Avoid discussing issues by describing all charges, regardless of venue or evidence, as mere rumors and wild accusations. Other derogatory terms mutually exclusive of truth may work as well. This method works especially well with a silent press, because the only way the public can learn of the facts are through such “arguable rumors”. If you can associate the material with the Internet, use this fact to certify it a “wild rumor” which can have no basis in fact. 4. Use a straw man. Find or create a seeming element of your opponent’s argument which you can easily knock down to make yourself look good and the opponent to look bad. Either make up an issue you may safely imply exists based on your interpretation of the opponent/opponent arguments/situation, or select the weakest aspect of the weakest charges. Amplify their significance and destroy them in a way which appears to debunk all the charges, real and fabricated alike, while actually avoiding discussion of the real issues. 5. Sidetrack opponents with name calling and ridicule. This is also known as the primary attack the messenger ploy, though other methods qualify as variants of that approach. Associate opponents with unpopular titles such as “kooks”, “right-wing”, “liberal”, “left-wing”, “terrorists”, “conspiracy buffs”, “radicals”, “militia”, “racists”, “religious fanatics”, “sexual deviates”, and so forth. This makes others shrink from support out of fear of gaining the same label, and you avoid dealing with issues. 6. Hit and Run. In any public forum, make a brief attack of your opponent or the opponent position and then scamper off before an answer can be fielded, or simply ignore any answer. This works extremely well in Internet and letters-to-the-editor environments where a steady stream of new identities can be called upon without having to explain criticism reasoning — simply make an accusation or other attack, never discussing issues, and never answering any subsequent response, for that would dignify the opponent’s viewpoint. 7. Question motives. Twist or amplify any fact which could so taken to imply that the opponent operates out of a hidden personal agenda or other bias. This avoids discussing issues and forces the accuser on the defensive. 8. Invoke authority. Claim for yourself or associate yourself with authority and present your argument with enough “jargon” and “minutiae” to illustrate you are “one who knows”, and simply say it isn’t so without discussing issues or demonstrating concretely why or citing sources. 9. Play Dumb. No matter what evidence or logical argument is offered, avoid discussing issues with denial they have any credibility, make any sense, provide any proof, contain or make a point, have logic, or support a conclusion. Mix well for maximum effect. 10. Associate opponent charges with old news. A derivative of the straw man usually, in any large-scale matter of high visibility, someone will make charges early on which can be or were already easily dealt with. Where it can be foreseen, have your own side raise a straw man issue and have it dealt with early on as part of the initial contingency plans. Subsequent charges, regardless of validity or new ground uncovered, can usually them be associated with the original charge and dismissed as simply being a rehash without need to address current issues — so much the better where the opponent is or was involved with the original source. 11. Establish and rely upon fall-back positions. Using a minor matter or element of the facts, take the “high road” and “confess” with candor that some innocent mistake, in hindsight, was made — but that opponents have seized on the opportunity to blow it all out of proportion and imply greater criminalities which, “just isn’t so.” Others can reinforce this on your behalf, later. Done properly, this can garner sympathy and respect for “coming clean” and “owning up” to your mistakes without addressing more serious issues. 12. Enigmas have no solution. Drawing upon the overall umbrella of events surrounding the crime and the multitude of players and events, paint the entire affair as too complex to solve. This causes those otherwise following the matter to begin to loose interest more quickly without having to address the actual issues. 13. Alice in Wonderland Logic. Avoid discussion of the issues by reasoning backwards with an apparent deductive logic in a way that forbears any actual material fact. 14. Demand complete solutions. Avoid the issues by requiring opponents to solve the crime at hand completely, a ploy which works best for items qualifying for rule 10. 15. Fit the facts to alternate conclusions. This requires creative thinking unless the crime was planned with contingency conclusions in place. 16. Vanishing evidence and witnesses. If it does not exist, it is not fact, and you won’t have to address the issue. 17. Change the subject. Usually in connection with one of the other ploys listed here, find a way to side-track the discussion with abrasive or controversial comments in hopes of turning attention to a new, more manageable topic. This works especially well with companions who can “argue” with you over the new topic and polarize the discussion arena in order to avoid discussing more key issues. 18. Emotionalize, Antagonize, and Goad Opponents. If you can’t do anything else, chide and taunt your opponents and draw them into emotional responses which will tend to make them look foolish and overly motivated, and generally render their material somewhat less coherent. Not only will you avoid discussing the issues in the first instance, but even if their emotional response addresses the issue, you can further avoid the issues by then focusing on how “sensitive they are to criticism”. 19. Ignore proof presented, demand impossible proofs. This is perhaps a variant of the “play dumb” rule. Regardless of what material may be presented by an opponent in public forums, claim the material irrelevant and demand proof that is impossible for the opponent to come by (it may exist, but not be at his disposal, or it may be something which is known to be safely destroyed or withheld, such as a murder weapon). In order to completely avoid discussing issues may require you to categorically deny and be critical of media or books as valid sources, deny that witnesses are acceptable, or even deny that statements made by government or other authorities have any meaning or relevance. 20. False evidence. Whenever possible, introduce new facts or clues designed and manufactured to conflict with opponent presentations as useful tools to neutralize sensitive issues or impede resolution. This works best when the crime was designed with contingencies for the purpose, and the facts cannot be easily separated from the fabrications. 21. Call a Grand Jury, Special Prosecutor, or other empowered investigative body. Subvert the (process) to your benefit and effectively neutralize all sensitive issues without open discussion. Once convened, the evidence and testimony are required to be secret when properly handled. For instance, if you own the prosecuting attorney, it can insure a Grand Jury hears no useful evidence and that the evidence is sealed an unavailable to subsequent investigators. Once a favorable verdict (usually, this technique is applied to find the guilty innocent, but it can also be used to obtain charges when seeking to frame a victim) is achieved, the matter can be considered officially closed. 22. Manufacture a new truth. Create your own expert(s), group(s), author(s), leader(s) or influence existing ones willing to forge new ground via scientific, investigative, or social research or testimony which concludes favorably. In this way, if you must actually address issues, you can do so authoritatively. 23. Create bigger distractions. If the above does not seem to be working to distract from sensitive issues, or to prevent unwanted media coverage of unstoppable events such as trials, create bigger news stories (or treat them as such) to distract the multitudes. 24. Silence critics. If the above methods do not prevail, consider removing opponents from circulation by some definitive solution so that the need to address issues is removed entirely. This can be by their death, arrest and detention, blackmail or destruction of their character by release of blackmail information, or merely by proper intimidation with blackmail or other threats. 25. Vanish. If you are a key holder of secrets or otherwise overly illuminated and you think the heat is getting too hot, to avoid the issues, vacate the kitchen.

They should make a rape song about how I shouldn't rap 12 yr olds.

I love spaghetti one line tags.. All day!

http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Red_State/70170045?trkid=2361637 Watched today. Its kinda meh but, John Goodman is awesome in it.

That front grille looks and fits like arse.

Someone with gif know how needs to insert this in to it.

depends on which athlete and which musician. lance armstrong v. kurt cobain jesse ventura v. miles davis.

Fucking nigger piece of shit probable sells drugs to kids .

wow drue get over it. was it really that funny to you? get back to work.

Dunbar Bridge, be there.

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> yeah... i said it.

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I bet she thinks she looks amazing in those pics. "like omg, i look like i should be in a magazine!" Stupid hoes. That being said...smash...regretably.

every era is good except post 2000

m my grandfather once asked in a chinese restaraunt if there were any chinese jews.. the reply was.. no just apple juice orange juice and pineapple juice..

^^Hey I'm in here too man! Anyway. THIS HOE ASS BOPPIN BITCH @SFUCKINGJ SWAGGERED JACKED THE SHIT OUTTA ME ON TWITTER LIKE A MOTHERFUCK!! ME YESTERDAY: http://twitter.com/#!/EYNWTKAFernando/status/127097899170545664/photo/1 THIS FAGGOT TODAY: http://twitter.com/#!/SFUCKINGJ/status/127415443500703744/photo/1 100+ RT's and I didn't catch fucking one! #HOEASSSHIT #VISIBLYUPSET

PREMIER HAS BEEN A VINYL PURIST FOREVER, SO SEEING HIM EVEN TOUCH THE WACK CDJ's IS DEPRESSING. LIKE SEEING SANTA CLAUS BUY ALL THE TOYS INSTEAD OF THE ELVES HAND MAKING THEM? I HATE WHEN THE "COMPUTERS" CAME INTO THE MIX WITH SERATO AND ALL THAT , YA IT MAKES IT EASIER SO YOU JUST BRING YOUR 2 TABLES,COMPUTER WITHOUT ALL THE RECORD CRATES BUT WHATEVER. SPEAKING OF BET AND TURTABLISM, BET "MASTER OF THE MIX" IS COMIN SOON. EVEN THOUGH IT's COMPLETELY WATERED DOWN AND COMMERCIAL, JUST SOMETHING TO LOOK AT. DJ WICKED IS ANOTHER VINYL PURIST, AND I'M ANXIOUS TO SEE HOW CLOSE TO THE COMMERCIAL LINE HE HAD TO TAKE IT TO BE ON THERE. GAURANTEED HE'LL BE THE BEST SCRATCH DJ ON THERE 100%

veal marsala, capellini, balsamic vinegar/olive oil herb bread dip (fresh minced parsley, rosemary, thyme, & basil) green olives in an olive oil garlic, bell pepper, olive oil mix and a salad.

YOH HOLER AT ME WHEN THERES A STAR WARS CONVENTION.

Fuck it, smash.

ROllerbladers=faggots

Re: OCCUPY WALL STREET NYC LIVE NURGA STREAM Glenn Beck is my Dad you fucking faggot

NZ In no particular order.. Homebrew - Underneath The Shade http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3JLOkPOmpA ConPsy & PNC - Get Back David Dalls ft Buff 1 Scribe - 2001 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TqlSiTM6ok Mr Sicc - Ear To Tha Street David Dallas - Til Tomorrow Scribe - Dreaming Frontline - Lost In Translation DD PNC - Makeup

yeah bra back in my day cunts used to rock whole trains with rock paint and bug guts. thats the real old school style. now kids these days have round nibs and turtle neck scooby doo shoes, it just ain't the same anymore. they don't know what they're doing no more. yo mits got any old stuff from red line?

kaer keep it large plaeboy.. Times are different fools is doin it.. Valley in general. Thats the biz right there Shouts out to my allies shooting them flicks much appreciation. shits no joke

SLURCHHHHH

gasfacevictim is going to tell u to do squats. u should

in july i weighed in at 226 lbs. today i weighed in at 207 lbs. just been running 3.5 miles 4 times a day, cut out a lot of sugar and started eating healthier. havent cut out fast food completely, but i dont eat it a few times a week like i used to. i probably get junk food once every 2 weeks. i wanna get down to 200 lbs and then start hitting weights. any ideas on what i should start on?

this was pretty fuckin shite

although i never watched a mythbusters episode after googling will a tank explode when shoot i learned that on episode 115 it will infact not explode REVISITED: A gas tank will explode when shot by a bullet. (From Episode 15) busted It has already been proven that when shot by a normal bullet a gasoline tank will not explode. However, if a gasoline tank is shot by a tracer round from a great enough distance so that the round can ignite with air friction, it will cause the gasoline to catch fire. By the time this happened the tank was so riddled with bullets (from previous tracers that were fired too close to ignite) that there was no contained pressure, but the MythBusters surmised that had the tank been properly enclosed, it may have exploded; but overall it remains extremely improbable.

there is a very good chance it would not explode that is correct. *facepalmrewind.jpeg

Had a feeling TX was going to tie in that ninth. The guy who caught Gaddafi was rocking a Yankees cap lol.