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".....After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”.... "

 

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This is fake.

 

This is stupid.

 

1) the address to the story isn't through BBC news, but some random IP address.

2) searches on the BBC news site reveal no hits for "zobism" or "Quan'sul" or anything of that sort.

3) if you use the numbers at the end of the link, and place them in the correct place in the BBC news url format (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/__________.stm), you get a story about Syrian troops. Link.

 

Unless someone has a good reason not to, this'll get closed.

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Originally posted by Seldoon+Apr 27 2005, 04:55 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Seldoon - Apr 27 2005, 04:55 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>awesome. how did i miss that story?! I put the main page link in DHabz link thread. wtf doodr

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This is fake.

 

This is stupid.

 

1) the address to the story isn't through BBC news, but some random IP address.

2) searches on the BBC news site reveal no hits for "zobism" or "Quan'sul" or anything of that sort.

3) if you use the numbers at the end of the link, and place them in the correct place in the BBC news url format (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/__________.stm), you get a story about Syrian troops.  Link.

 

Unless someone has a good reason not to, this'll get closed.

 

 

Well that pretty much cleared it up.

 

 

*edit: and 28 days sucked bad

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Guest willy.wonka

i saw that thing on tv once.. some guy thats a voodoo zombie

 

i liked this quote from that fake article

 

"We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

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  • 1 month later...

Incase you get lonely here is your best friend :yuck: :yuck:

 

 

 

SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans.

 

US scientists have succeeded in reviving the dogs after three hours of clinical death, paving the way for trials on humans within years.

Pittsburgh's Safar Centre for Resuscitation Research has developed a technique in which subject's veins are drained of blood and filled with an ice-cold salt solution.

 

The animals are considered scientifically dead, as they stop breathing and have no heartbeat or brain activity.

 

But three hours later, their blood is replaced and the zombie dogs are brought back to life with an electric shock.

 

Plans to test the technique on humans should be realised within a year, according to the Safar Centre.

 

However rather than sending people to sleep for years, then bringing them back to life to benefit from medical advances, the boffins would be happy to keep people in this state for just a few hours,

 

But even this should be enough to save lives such as battlefield casualties and victims of stabbings or gunshot wounds, who have suffered huge blood loss.

 

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During the procedure blood is replaced with saline solution at a few degrees above zero. The dogs' body temperature drops to only 7C, compared with the usual 37C, inducing a state of hypothermia before death.

 

Although the animals are clinically dead, their tissues and organs are perfectly preserved.

 

Damaged blood vessels and tissues can then be repaired via surgery. The dogs are brought back to life by returning the blood to their bodies,giving them 100 per cent oxygen and applying electric shocks to restart their hearts.

 

Tests show they are perfectly normal, with no brain damage.

 

"The results are stunning. I think in 10 years we will be able to prevent death in a certain segment of those using this technology," said one US battlefield doctor

 

 

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15739502-13762,00.html

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while we're on the topic of nws stories that are probably fake

they found atlantis:

 

US researcher says finds Atlantis off Cyprus

 

 

15.11.2004

 

 

LIMASSOL, Cyprus - A US researcher on Sunday claimed he had found the lost civilisation of Atlantis in the watery deep off Cyprus -- adding his theory to a mystery which has baffled explorers for centuries.

 

Robert Sarmast says a Mediterranean basin was flooded in a deluge around 9000 BC which submerged a rectangular land mass he believes was Atlantis, lying 1.5 km beneath sea level between Cyprus and Syria.

 

"We have definitely found it," said Sarmast, who led a team of explorers 80 kilometres off the south-east coast of Cyprus earlier this month.

 

Deep water sonar scanning had indicated man-made structures on a submerged hill, including a 3-kilometre-long wall, a walled hill summit and deep trenches, he said. But further explorations were needed, he added.

 

"We cannot yet provide tangible proof in the form of bricks and mortar as the artefacts are still buried under several metres of sediment, but the circumstantial and other evidence is irrefutable," he claimed.

 

At a news conference in the port city of Limassol, Sarmast provided only animated simulations of the "hill".

 

Whether and where Atlantis existed has captured imaginations for centuries.

 

According to ancient Greek philosopher Plato, Atlantis was an island nation where an advanced civilisation developed some 11,500 years ago.

 

Theories abound as to why it disappeared, from Atlantis being hit by a cataclysmic natural disaster to Greek mythology which describes the civilisation as being so corrupted by greed and power that it was destroyed by God.

 

Sceptics believe Atlantis was a figment of Plato's imagination.

 

Sarmast says he was led to Cyprus by clues in Plato's dialogues. Plato's reference to Atlantis lying opposite the Pillars of Hercules -- believed to be the Straits of Gibraltar -- have often led explorers to focus on either the Atlantic Ocean, Ireland or the Azores off Portugal.

 

"People who dismiss this have not really done their homework, sceptics don't really understand. To understand the enigma of Atlantis you have to have good knowledge of ancient history, Biblical references, the Sumerian culture and their tablets and so on," said Sarmast.

 

Although the most prevailing story of a world cataclysm is listed in the Biblical Old Testament, several ancient cultures do list accounts of civilisations being destroyed in floods.

 

- REUTERS

 

 

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