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you know you're a fat-ass when...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dead sentiment, Jul 9, 2005.

  1. dead sentiment

    dead sentiment Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 422 Likes Received: 0
    the pint of triple chocolate haagen daaz, that you are eating with a fork, tips over on your desk, and the mound of sprinkles you had poured into it spills out all over the place, and you sweep the sprinkles back into the ice cream over the side of the desk.
     
  2. dumy

    dumy Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 5,056 Likes Received: 0
    haha..nice save
     
  3. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    this sure was thread worthy...
     
  4. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    fuck yea.quick thinking is needed for such events.
     
  5. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    atleast you know your a fat-ass...
     
  6. krie

    krie Guest

    Im nominating this thread for thread of the year
     
  7. Grimes

    Grimes Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2004 Messages: 5,160 Likes Received: 193
    haha,spriiiiiinkles
     
  8. you know you're a fat ass when...
    you are eating a cheeseburger and ketchup drips onto your chin, and instead of getting a napkin you wipe your chin with the bun and take another bite.
     
  9. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,858 Likes Received: 24
    .....you're fat.
     
  10. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    You know your a fat ass when..


    You call the chinese food place around your house, and from the sound of your voice they know who you are, where you live, and what you wanr
     
  11. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    You suck your stomach in and you still look fat.
     
  12. Home Time

    Home Time Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 5, 2004 Messages: 1,797 Likes Received: 0

    :haha:
     
  13. uknowmyname

    uknowmyname Member

    Joined: Jul 9, 2002 Messages: 382 Likes Received: 3
    You know your a fat ass when.....
    Your arm cant reach around your ass to wipe it the right way..
     
  14. Delta9

    Delta9 New Jack

    Joined: Nov 1, 2004 Messages: 64 Likes Received: 0
    you know your a fat ass when your on the internet reading this right now.
     
  15. dead sentiment

    dead sentiment Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 422 Likes Received: 0

    ahahahahaaaaaaa
     
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