GamblersGrin Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Gamblers vs. White Catsle vs. Vagina so this once in a while girl calls and asks right away if my gf is back from vacation. i tell her she is not back yet. so girl is like well im just sitting here having a glass of wine if you want to come over. i told her i am washing clothes right now. i am. she says well come by whenever. after i digest these 10 white castles and pary for no ultra farts i am going by, oh yes, i am going by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 that is really messed up...really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Old navy boxers Old navy shorts White Kirkland T-Shirt Kelme indoor soccer shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Its all good. I fart while beatin cakes all the time and then make a big deal out of it like it is super sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 23, 2004 Author Share Posted August 23, 2004 Originally posted by why write? that is really messed up...really it is messed up. its ungentlemanly to fart while fucking. i mean afterwards when shes cleanin herself up its one thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 fart in her mouth then take a picture of her reaction. post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 what if she farts while you are fucking her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 More fucking power too ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 24, 2004 Author Share Posted August 24, 2004 if she farts while im fucking her ill go limp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 what if she farted and was like 'oops' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIZZaBcfly Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 maybe i read it wrong, but did u say that u have a girlfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 24, 2004 Author Share Posted August 24, 2004 20/20 vision. you dont need glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIZZaBcfly Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 i'm confuzzled...why would u go 'see' that girl if u have a girlfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 I see Kobe Bryant in your future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Originally posted by MIZZaBcfly i'm confuzzled...why would u go 'see' that girl if u have a girlfriend? this is what im sayin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Maybe he's going to get some head while his grandparents watch? Dude wants to get his fuck on, let him get his fuck on. KEEP IT RAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 hahah head while his grandparents watch, good one :yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIZZaBcfly Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 he has a girlfriend tho' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 point being? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIZZaBcfly Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 *shrugs* i just think hes mean/bold for doing that if he has a girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 haha get used to it..97.6% of men are like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 except for those good Canadian ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 Dude wants to get his fuck on, let him get his fuck on. KEEP IT RAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 .........on the farting nevermind i'll just sound like one of those sick ass fetish people.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 good luck yo. I was at this house party on thursday night, started on a liter of mount gay rum at around 11:30, finished it at 7:30 am, then got home at 8 and slept til two. I was still so drunk when i woke up that i though to myself "Why waste all the alcohol that is still in me, when i can put it to good use?" So i grabbed my best friend, ate 1 dozen wings and a buffalo chicken wrap. At 6:30pm, we started on three large bottles of red, then meandered around alphabet city for 3 hours getting shithoused. what does all this have to do with farting? i'll tell you what it has to do with farting. My friend's brothers band was playing at this bar in brooklyn. I invited my girlfriend to come, so she drove in from jersey with a friend in tow and picked us up around 10:30 From the combo of red wine/wings/the previous night of drinking, my farts were literally fucking lethal. This was the first night i was introduced to her friend, but i was so drunk that i was just letting myself pass these fucking horrendous smelling farts in a 2 door sports car. You know how you like/enjoy/can stand the smell of your own farts? These farts were un-fucking bearable even to me. Anyway the band was great and my boy just got ass naked in this bar across the street for no reason. He got thrown out and we made our escape into the getaway car. fuck me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 well just pray that them white castles don't turn your farts into the hershey squirts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Originally posted by MIZZaBcfly maybe i read it wrong, but did u say that u have a girlfriend? did i just understand this? or am i on this board too much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Originally posted by alure haha get used to it..97.6% of men are like that... you wouldn't be pulling numbers out of your ass would you? "no need to shop around i got the good shit at home" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 how did this thread turn to fart from being "im gonna get my fuck on"? well back to the farting corona + burritos = bad ass farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 normally, yeah, that would be fucked up. judging from past posts, however, my inductions are something along the lines of gamblersgrin takes no prisoners in the world of sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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