deterrent Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 My creative director just got me my second design-bitch for my boss and I to push around, get to glue shit, cut shit, make comps, fix die-lines, etc... howevah I'm sure he is a homersexual. Yesterday he asked me to go to target (pronoused french like) with him to pick out plants for his cubical. Today he said "How cool would it be if I learned to play the harp" I didn't even know what to say. I've nevah worked with a gay before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 you're going to catch it... ...wear gloves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 :haha: Thats the best shit ive heard all night! Play the heart! Bump! :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 You should make the best of it. Maybe hell bake you cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 He hasn't made cookies but he has two candy trays, one with lemon-heads and the other with alomond M&Ms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Oh no , make sure you dont hang your jacket up beside his or you could cath it , its mad contagious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Almond M&M's? Definitly g-a-y. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 DEFINITELY. HE LIKES NUTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 How the hell can you say "Target" "french-like"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 Tar-jay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENOJOS Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 he sounds 'mo to the 3rd degree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 hahah. what is it that makes some gay men talk like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 "the gays", if they're fun and super queeny make the best boss. i had one, we took 3 hour lunches or spent half the day just looking at shit on the internet. it was faaabulous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Lemonheads are the jawn. I'd hang out around gays all day if it meant free lemonheads. I know what you're thinking but fuck y'all. More lemonheads for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Tell him you only like "the good kind" of anal. He'll know what you're talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcohol swab Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 tell him whatevah,since that's how you type/speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 STFU, nigguaha you don't even what you are saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 i'm gonna go with the lemonheads thing. lemonheads are dope. so what if dude is teh ghey. just hope it doesn't work like the pen...he might keep track of how many lemonheads you're taking and ask for payment eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 use a condom or else you might get aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Don't swallow or you'll get preggers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coco chanel Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 harps are so last year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 gay doods usually have alot of hot girlfriends. ask whats up with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Honestly though, in life some things transcend race, religion and sexuality. One of those things happens to be lemonheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Today he said "How cool would it be if I learned to play the harp" I didn't even know what to say. Maybe his french accent was getting in the way and he actually said "How cool would it be if I could cure the herp?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 This has gone on far enough. What is a lemonhead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I assume its some sort of gay blowjob/ reach-around type thing, based on how much everyone seems to like them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 hahahaha. wow.. deterrent. you should talk to him about Crippled Masters and Meth. see where that takes the relationship. maybe he'll get you a Tar-jay gift card?? but then he will either expect a bj. or a harp. word bond son. mack that shit. hahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 Originally posted by Biggus Dickus@Aug 18 2005, 12:34 AM Today he said "How cool would it be if I learned to play the harp" I didn't even know what to say. Maybe his french accent was getting in the way and he actually said "How cool would it be if I could cure the herp?" Quoted post hahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Originally posted by harvey wallbanger@Aug 18 2005, 03:13 AM I assume its some sort of gay blowjob/ reach-around type thing, based on how much everyone seems to like them. Quoted post LOLZ! ITZ FUNI B3CUZ YER CALLIN US GHEY! PLEEZ, STOP BEEIN SO WITTY ALLZ THE TYME! LOLZLZLZL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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