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new employee

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by deterrent, Aug 17, 2005.

  1. deterrent

    deterrent 12oz Veteran Member

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    new employee

    Discussion started by deterrent - Aug 17, 2005

    My creative director just got me my second design-bitch for
    my boss and I to push around, get to glue shit, cut shit, make
    comps, fix die-lines, etc... howevah I'm sure he is a homersexual.

    Yesterday he asked me to go to target (pronoused french like)
    with him to pick out plants for his cubical. Today he said "How
    cool would it be if I learned to play the harp" I didn't even know
    what to say.

    I've nevah worked with a gay before.
     
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  2. nomadawhat

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    nomadawhat - Replied Aug 17, 2005

    you're going to catch it...

    ...wear gloves.
     
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  3. Home Time

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    Home Time - Replied Aug 17, 2005

    :haha:

    Thats the best shit ive heard all night!

    Play the heart!

    Bump!

    :king:
     
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  4. FunTimePartyTeam

    FunTimePartyTeam 12oz Senior Member

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    FunTimePartyTeam - Replied Aug 17, 2005

    You should make the best of it. Maybe hell bake you cookies.
     
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  5. deterrent

    deterrent 12oz Veteran Member

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    deterrent - Replied Aug 17, 2005

    He hasn't made cookies but he has two candy trays, one
    with lemon-heads and the other with alomond M&Ms.
     
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  6. ASER1NE

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    ASER1NE - Replied Aug 17, 2005

    Oh no , make sure you dont hang your jacket up beside his or you could cath it , its mad contagious.
     
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  7. FunTimePartyTeam

    FunTimePartyTeam 12oz Senior Member

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    FunTimePartyTeam - Replied Aug 17, 2005

    Almond M&M's? Definitly g-a-y.
     
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  8. nomadawhat

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    nomadawhat - Replied Aug 17, 2005

    DEFINITELY. HE LIKES NUTS.
     
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  9. Dr. Dazzle

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Aug 17, 2005

    How the hell can you say "Target" "french-like"?
     
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  10. deterrent

    deterrent 12oz Veteran Member

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    deterrent - Replied Aug 17, 2005

    Tar-jay
     
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    GREENOJOS - Replied Aug 17, 2005

    he sounds 'mo to the 3rd degree.
     
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  12. Dick Quickwood

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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Aug 17, 2005

    hahah. what is it that makes some gay men talk like that
     
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    SukiSukiNow - Replied Aug 17, 2005

    "the gays", if they're fun and super queeny make the best boss. i had one, we took 3 hour lunches or spent half the day just looking at shit on the internet. it was faaabulous.
     
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    26SidedCube - Replied Aug 17, 2005

    Lemonheads are the jawn. I'd hang out around gays all day if it meant free lemonheads.

    I know what you're thinking but fuck y'all. More lemonheads for me.
     
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    Biggus Dickus - Replied Aug 18, 2005

    Tell him you only like "the good kind" of anal. He'll know what you're talking about.
     
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