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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by deterrent, Aug 17, 2005.

  1. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    My creative director just got me my second design-bitch for
    my boss and I to push around, get to glue shit, cut shit, make
    comps, fix die-lines, etc... howevah I'm sure he is a homersexual.

    Yesterday he asked me to go to target (pronoused french like)
    with him to pick out plants for his cubical. Today he said "How
    cool would it be if I learned to play the harp" I didn't even know
    what to say.

    I've nevah worked with a gay before.
     
  2. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    you're going to catch it...

    ...wear gloves.
     
  3. Home Time

    Home Time Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 5, 2004 Messages: 1,797 Likes Received: 0
    :haha:

    Thats the best shit ive heard all night!

    Play the heart!

    Bump!

    :king:
     
  4. FunTimePartyTeam

    FunTimePartyTeam Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2005 Messages: 2,029 Likes Received: 0
    You should make the best of it. Maybe hell bake you cookies.
     
  5. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    He hasn't made cookies but he has two candy trays, one
    with lemon-heads and the other with alomond M&Ms.
     
  6. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,577 Likes Received: 2
    Oh no , make sure you dont hang your jacket up beside his or you could cath it , its mad contagious.
     
  7. FunTimePartyTeam

    FunTimePartyTeam Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2005 Messages: 2,029 Likes Received: 0
    Almond M&M's? Definitly g-a-y.
     
  8. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    DEFINITELY. HE LIKES NUTS.
     
  9. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    How the hell can you say "Target" "french-like"?
     
  10. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
  11. GREENOJOS

    GREENOJOS Member

    Joined: Dec 16, 2003 Messages: 426 Likes Received: 0
    he sounds 'mo to the 3rd degree.
     
  12. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    hahah. what is it that makes some gay men talk like that
     
  13. SukiSukiNow

    SukiSukiNow Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 15, 2001 Messages: 11,303 Likes Received: 699
    "the gays", if they're fun and super queeny make the best boss. i had one, we took 3 hour lunches or spent half the day just looking at shit on the internet. it was faaabulous.
     
  14. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Lemonheads are the jawn. I'd hang out around gays all day if it meant free lemonheads.

    I know what you're thinking but fuck y'all. More lemonheads for me.
     
  15. Biggus Dickus

    Biggus Dickus Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 1
    Tell him you only like "the good kind" of anal. He'll know what you're talking about.
     
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