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My creative director just got me my second design-bitch for

my boss and I to push around, get to glue shit, cut shit, make

comps, fix die-lines, etc... howevah I'm sure he is a homersexual.

 

Yesterday he asked me to go to target (pronoused french like)

with him to pick out plants for his cubical. Today he said "How

cool would it be if I learned to play the harp" I didn't even know

what to say.

 

I've nevah worked with a gay before.

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Oh no , make sure you dont hang your jacket up beside his or you could cath it , its mad contagious.

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"the gays", if they're fun and super queeny make the best boss. i had one, we took 3 hour lunches or spent half the day just looking at shit on the internet. it was faaabulous.

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Lemonheads are the jawn. I'd hang out around gays all day if it meant free lemonheads.

 

I know what you're thinking but fuck y'all. More lemonheads for me.

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i'm gonna go with the lemonheads thing. lemonheads are dope. so what if dude is teh ghey.

 

just hope it doesn't work like the pen...he might keep track of how many lemonheads you're taking and ask for payment eventually.

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Honestly though, in life some things transcend race, religion and sexuality.

 

One of those things happens to be lemonheads.

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Today he said "How

cool would it be if I learned to play the harp" I didn't even know

what to say.

 

Maybe his french accent was getting in the way and he actually said

 

"How cool would it be if I could cure the herp?"

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