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Jon Stewart VS CNN Crossfire

Discussion in 'News' started by <KEY3>, Oct 15, 2004.

  1. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    the transcript

    CARLSON: It's nice to get them to try and answer the question. And in order to do that, we try and ask them pointed questions. I want to contrast our questions with some questions you asked John Kerry recently.

    (CROSSTALK)

    CARLSON: ... up on the screen.

    STEWART: If you want to compare your show to a comedy show, you're more than welcome to.

    (LAUGHTER)

    CARLSON: No, no, no, here's the point.

    (CROSSTALK)

    STEWART: If that's your goal.

    CARLSON: It's not.

    STEWART: I wouldn't aim for us. I'd aim for "Seinfeld." That's a very good show.

    CARLSON: Kerry won't come on this show. He will come on your show.

    STEWART: Right.

    CARLSON: Let me suggest why he wants to come on your show.

    STEWART: Well, we have civilized discourse.

    (LAUGHTER)

    CARLSON: Well, here's an example of the civilized discourse.
     
  2. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
  3. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Best part by far:

    OH SHIT.

    If anyone can find a link to a video clip of this, PLEASE post it in here.
     
  4. Ferris Bueller

    Ferris Bueller Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 25, 2000 Messages: 4,246 Likes Received: 71
    He is so witty.
    Jon Stewart pullin' Republican cards..
     
  5. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

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  6. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    Jon Stewart's dad is a professor at my college. :umm:
     
  7. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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  8. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    "...and you wear a bowtie."
     
  9. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15

    Good looks on the video. I don't think I've ever watched Crossfire, but from what I saw it looks pretty ridiculous. I wonder if the ratings will take a drop after that. Stewart outsmarts them all.
     
  10. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    holy shit, that was a new level of awesome. stewart is a fucking rock. the bow tie shit was classic.
    it's sad that a comedy show about the news is the most honest news show in the country.
     
  11. hobo knife

    hobo knife Junior Member

    Joined: May 30, 2004 Messages: 219 Likes Received: 0
    Haha.

    "I wouldn't want to eat with you"
    "I know, you wont."

    "shows like crossfire or hardball, or 'I'm going to kick your ass'

    yeah, hopefuly stewart reached some of bush's voting base, the coveted "couch potatoe-24 hour news junkie" ....I've actually watched some of this shit lately, and its honestly designed to be frightening. They go from reporting another "terrorist attack" to talking about how weak Kerry is. And then a hurricane has "devastated" florida again. And then next topic is "does Kerry support troops?"...Then its the scott peterson murder or some other glorified violent crime. then "a sin to vote for Kerry?"...

    its no wonder people in their late 40's and up tend to vote republican. tv is fuckin garbage.
     
  12. porque

    porque Senior Member

    Joined: May 5, 2002 Messages: 1,844 Likes Received: 0
    ...that was great...

    ..."the show that comes on before me is puppets making crank phone calls"...

    ..."you're just as much of a dick on your show as every other one"...
     
  13. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    Holy fuck, it's even better than I thought.
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    indeed.
     
  14. justaname

    justaname Member

    Joined: May 18, 2003 Messages: 807 Likes Received: 22
    BEGALA: Cheney has raised the issue in the context of campaign appearances.

    CARLSON: He has never a single time volunteered anything about his daughter's sexuality.

    (CROSSTALK)

    CARLSON: And you know that that is true.

    BEGALA: August 24, 2004.

    (CROSSTALK)

    CARLSON: In response to a question. He never a single time...

    (CROSSTALK)

    BEGALA: He brought her up on the campaign trail.

    CARLSON: Yes, I'm sure he did.

    (CROSSTALK)

    BEGALA: That's just the one that I -- yes, he did. Check it out on Google.

    CARLSON: Yes, my lesbian daughter.

    (CROSSTALK)

    BEGALA: August 24, 2001.


    am i the only who think this is funny?
    another one
    STEWART: So I wanted to come here today and say...

    (CROSSTALK)

    STEWART: Here's just what I wanted to tell you guys.

    CARLSON: Yes.

    STEWART: Stop.

    (LAUGHTER)

    STEWART: Stop, stop, stop, stop hurting America.

    BEGALA: OK. Now

    (CROSSTALK)

    STEWART: And come work for us, because we, as the people...

    CARLSON: How do you pay?

    STEWART: The people -- not well.

    (LAUGHTER)

    BEGALA: Better than CNN, I'm sure.

    STEWART: But you can sleep at night.
     
  15. Nekro

    Nekro Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 2,568 Likes Received: 1
    Holy shit, I just watched the video of this and, as seeking said, it has reached a new level of awesome. John stewart calling those two out for being hacks was the most refreshing thing I have seen in a while.

    STEWART: See, the thing is, we need your help. Right now, you're helping the politicians and the corporations. And we're left out there to mow our lawns.

    BEGALA: By beating up on them? You just said we're too rough on them when they make mistakes.

    STEWART: No, no, no, you're not too rough on them. You're part of their strategies. You are partisan, what do you call it, hacks.

    ....

    STEWART: It's not honest. What you do is not honest. What you do is partisan hackery. And I will tell you why I know it.

    CARLSON: You had John Kerry on your show and you sniff his throne and you're accusing us of partisan hackery?

    STEWART: Absolutely.

    CARLSON: You've got to be kidding me. He comes on and you...

    (CROSSTALK)

    STEWART: You're on CNN. The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls.

    (LAUGHTER)

    STEWART: What is wrong with you?

    ....

    That shit was just gold, no matter which way you stack it. I enjoyed the excoriation of Begala just as much as I enjoyed the new asshole recieved by Carlson. Go Jon, America loves you.
     
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