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Hot right-wing singles! Sean Hannity's Hannidate

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Nekro, Feb 25, 2005.

  1. Nekro

    Nekro Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 2,568 Likes Received: 1
    This is NOT a parody, these are actual profiles from Sean Hannity's dating service.


    I live close to Dayton, Ohio. I am a 32 single white male.

    I am a smoker.

    I weigh in at 170 and stand at 5'-11" Dayton has a lot of liberal women which I am tired of dating. Help me find a republican woman. Below is what kind of describes myself in a nutshell I am a mature, responsible, stable, independent adult. I live on my own. I have a job. I enjoy going to movies, walks in the park, camping, NASCAR, cuddling and intellectual conversations. I am a funny person and enjoy making people laugh.

    I am a smoker.

    I have good morals and values and I am of a conservative nature. I like the outdoors and nice weather. I would like to see the USA in my truck and camper and would like someone who would enjoy doing that too. I make good decisions or try to. In my spare time I enjoy working on the restoration of my truck.

    I have all my teeth and brush them.

    I have been told that I am a nice guy; you will have to decide for yourself. I am not looking for ?just friends?. If I was, I would go to my buddy?s house and hang out there and drink beer. What I am looking for: I am looking for these types of qualities in a woman. A mature, responsible, stable, independent adult. This person must have a strong heart, mind and soul. This person must have a level head on their shoulders and can make good decisions. Must be a good communicator. I enjoy conversation. A person with good morals and values. Someone who has goals and dreams in life.

    Someone with a good job, no fast food workers, pizza deliver drivers, cashiers. I am not into high maintenance women.

    Someone who is simple, but has class. Someone who is of a conservative nature, especially fiscally conservative.

    Someone with good credit and low debt. I am not paying off someone?s charge card debt where they bought some fly lookin rims and stereo for pimpin out her ex-boyfriends ride.

    Someone who isn?t a control freak.

    Good personal hygiene and has all their teeth and no rotten black teeth. I see this way too much and I find it a turn off.

    Must live on their own and must keep their place clean. I don?t care for drama queens or people with hidden agendas. If you do, I will find them.

    Must have decent transportation. I am not a mechanic nor am I buying this person a car. I am not funding someone?s education either.

    I would prefer someone who is a smoker, since I am on too. That way I don?t have to be asked to quit or I taste like an ashtray. Then too who really knows what an ashtray tastes like. I don?t know too many people who lick ashtrays?lol.


    Someone who likes to go out and do things. I?m not into women who get into sports. I don?t care for sports except NASCAR.


    Name: Mark
    Email: [email protected]
    Location: ?
    Age: 49

    I am a 49 year old truck driver. Divorced, one daughter, 18, looking for a LADY, 45 to 55 years old, no tatoos, no body piercings except ears, but most importantly NOT LIBERAL (lady and not liberal kind of go hand in hand, don't they?).

    Name: Krista
    Email: [email protected]
    Location: MI
    Age: 36

    I love this country and I support our President. I saw him three times this past year, twice on the campaign trail and once at the inauguration. I cried when Reagan died...one of my favorite books is "I love you, Ronnie" - Ronald Reagan's love letters to Nancy Reagan. I want the kind of love that Nancy and Ronald Reagan had. I am a hopeless Romantic looking for a kind hearted fun loving, Christian guy who is willing to stand up for what he believes in and doesn't mind a strong, well educated, conservative, Christian women by his side.

    Real bunch of winners we got here....

  2. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2

  3. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    did you expect to find someone to your liking on there Nekro?
  4. Nekro

    Nekro Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 2,568 Likes Received: 1
    No no no, I expected to find hilarity. I did.

  5. mkonji

    mkonji Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 384 Likes Received: 0
    ^that pic = ubertones
  6. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    that truck driver with the heavy mustache is hot.

    he would probably deport me though...

    or drop me off in the middle of nowhere america.
  7. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    ooh sexy


    I'm A conservative republican White male 52 years of age . Gainfully employed Despite the fact that I live in the Liberal strong hold in the Pacific North West in the State of Oregon. I voted for my President GWB. I was born and raised south west of Buffalo N Y In Hamburg. I drive an SUV. I'm A Christian and believe in the creator I am in sound mind and body and would love to find a woman that has a like mind and same out look of life. I believe that Sean Hannity is a great American and Allen Colmbs needs a brain transplant.

    these two should get togather


    I am 41 a woman of strong Christian faith and conservative politics. I love to laugh, to learn and I enjoy life. I would like a man with a good sense of humor who is equally comfortable talking politics, current events and faith. An articulate conversationalist who is emotionally secure and financially stable; in addition, a man who enjoys movies, cable news, talk radio, reading, the NFL and travel. One who doesn't see the TV remote as an extension of his arm!


    My name is Nick Schifani and I live in Houston, Texas. I'd like to find someone close to home, but I'm willing to travel a ways. I'm the definition of a Southern Gent. I open doors for women, I help carry heavy things, and yes, I've even helped an old lady cross the street. I have brown hair and brown eyes. I wear glasses, but they fit my face, so they don't look goofy. I hunt, fish and do a number of other outdoors activities. I'm a Criminal Justice major with aspirations of being, you may want to sit down, a lawyer. CRIMINAL PROSECUTION ONLY! I only want to do that after I decide that being a police officer is not for me. I'm nearly finished with my BA, and I'm working on the MCJ (Masters in Criminal Justice). I think my biggest handicap when it comes to dating is that I'm a big guy. I'm 6 feet tall, but I weigh a tad over 300 pounds. I'm type 2 diabetic (as of a couple months ago) so now I'm on medicine and it's helping me loose weight. I just think that it is my biggest handicap because so much of society is so superficial, most people just submit to that superficiality, and don't wait around to see that I'm really a nice person.



    I am a third grade school teacher.I am currently pursuing my master's degree in administration in order to become a school principal. I will be done this August. I am single, never been married and have no children.I purchased my first house a year and a half ago and I am loving it. I really enjoy life, have great friends and a job that I love. However, I would like to find someone that can enjoy these things with me. I have been in serious relationships before but just haven't found that connection with anyone yet. I am looking for a caucasian man between the ages of 25-40. I would like someone who has never been married and has no children. Distance doesn't matter to me as long as he is worth it.

    ERIZENO Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2003 Messages: 1,999 Likes Received: 28
    Hey ... the brain dead need love too
  9. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15

    That's no moustache...


  10. The Leader

    The Leader Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 23, 2005 Messages: 1,591 Likes Received: 1
    i am looking for a caucasian male because all other races are dirty.
  11. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 2
    lesson learned:

    republican women are hurt. examples, see above and bush family.
  12. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0


    All of those republican women are......ughhghh!!!!
  13. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    ugh....im seriously bummed out now.

    so is most of daytona beach im guessing*.

    *she may not be from there but she should be. thats where all gross people live....its a fact.
  14. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  15. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 3,243 Likes Received: 16
    these people are frightening. these are the kind of people that make america a dangerous place.