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even the people at engrish.com are confused....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Ski Mask, May 27, 2003.

  1. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209

    1. You need to dress a cat. And you will say to a cat together with a family. "It has changed just for a moment". [ "it being very dear" or ] You will pass pleasant one time.

    2. If a family and a cat become fortunate, you will take a commemorative photo! Therefore, please photo your cat lovelily with much trouble.

    3. If it finishes taking a photograph, you will make it remove clothes from a cat immediately. You will say then, without forgetting the language of gratitude to a cat. "-- be flooded -- a way -- good -- having done one's best -- ! -- "

    HELP ME!

    the caption on the site for this one is:
    "I am the feeling which became a daughter."

    shoekeys.....if you get one for JJ I will have to call the spca on you.
  2. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2001 Messages: 3,804 Likes Received: 0
    awww look how cute, the cat is dressed like a cat...now only if people started wearing human costumes
  3. shoekeys

    shoekeys Member

    Joined: May 18, 2003 Messages: 258 Likes Received: 0
    that lil pissa JJ already has a camo cat vest....
    Metrotown vendor carts whut whut.
  4. Grandola

    Grandola Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2002 Messages: 1,773 Likes Received: 0
    vampires pretending to be human pretending to be vampires.

    but cats being cats? i don't understand this at all.
  5. itsallafarce

    itsallafarce Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 24, 2002 Messages: 4,837 Likes Received: 264
    thats some funny shit....^^^
  6. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

    Joined: Sep 14, 2001 Messages: 63 Likes Received: 0
    Re: Re: even the people at engrish.com are confused....

    fuck I miss that lil nigga...

    JJ we miss you
  7. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    a hint of undertone.

    there's this girl in my area that is the absolute master of engrish.
    It's actually really cute when she messes up words and meanings.
    Did I mention she's the hottest thing I've seen in a long time? no?
    Well that make it even cuter! Cute like cats.
  8. Cracked Ass

    Cracked Ass Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 24, 2001 Messages: 7,898 Likes Received: 47
    light fuse and get away
  9. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    So this blonde walks into a bar. A truck driver cozies up to the blonde and says "For a hundred bucks I'll do you right here on the bar." The blonde says "Are you kidding? I'm a blonde!" The truck driver says "I'd get up on the bar and do the Hokey-Pokey to get a drink."

    So the blonde says "You have a drink named Eric?"
  10. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    would someone PLEASE send that link to jay leno?
  11. CAPiTA

    CAPiTA Member

    Joined: Apr 13, 2003 Messages: 667 Likes Received: 0
    Caption Reads: He is disguised as the sheep with a black black cat.
  12. fatlaces

    fatlaces Member

    Joined: Sep 10, 2001 Messages: 879 Likes Received: 7
    this is the funniest shit ive read in ages.
  13. Cracked Ass

    Cracked Ass Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 24, 2001 Messages: 7,898 Likes Received: 47
    OK I had seen excerpts from that site before, but today I really scoured it for the first time, I haven't laughed that hard in 10 years at least, no shit, my stomach and throat hurt and my nose ran for like an hour afterward. There isn't a smiley severe enough to convey what happened. It doesn't even look that funny anymore but the one that actually made me fall down on the rug and roll around was this slogan for some motorcycle gloves: "Through the city, through the town, you put these on, and let's hang on!"
  14. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 622
    i must admit
    there is something abou tanimals dressed as other animals that i find disturbing..

    as well as the price of some of these..

    Sailor color Price: 3,000Yen (according to tax)
    a spring admission season -- exactly . It is the uniform of "the school of a sacred cat"!

    I congratulate you on the entrance of you to "the school of a sacred cat" which we want to tell to your cat. All the cats that can be stylishly dressed well in the "CAT PRIN sailor color" which is the uniform of this school are suitable to the student of "the school of a sacred cat." If a sailor color is worn, a cat will disguise itself wisely! Since it can equip on a piece of Velcro, attachment and detachment are easy!

    the cat is disguising itself??
    for the spring semester????


  15. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 622
    this fuckingcostume

    is called "Sheep transformation set"

    what the fuck


    THANKS for the laughs