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  1. shoekeys

    GET FIRED

    YGs layin drywall down at the mcdonalds... and that noogah couldnt deal with this job. he'd lose it quicker than a crackhead with a toonie.
  2. shoekeys

    GET FIRED

    My life is office space.
  3. VTS IS FOR THE BABY MAMMAS MAMMAS KAPUT
  4. shoekeys

    GET FIRED

    I want to order a 100$ worth of chinese food to this fat bitch managers' office and then watch her have to pay for it and eat it and get fatter. fuck you fat bitch manager
  5. shoekeys

    GET FIRED

    My explanation will be, "working for the man, gets you no where Stan" and then I will go drink a long island iced tea with my friends at the beach.
  6. shoekeys

    GET FIRED

    Im trying to get fired because Im moving across the country in 2 weeks and I could care less about this hole and their corporate mission statement. And getting fired is way more entertaining then quitting. quitting is for losers. George Castanza never quit.
  7. shoekeys

    GET FIRED

    http://www.wjzy.com/graphics/images/george.jpg'> I've been trying to get fired from my wretched job for the past 3 weeks and I've come to a conclusion that the "GEORGE CASTANZA THEORY", does in fact, work. here is a list of things I have done in the past week alone: 1. Called in 'sick' last 'Sunday morning' or 4:30am Saturday night, completely wasted. Loud music and other drunken people talking in background, manager asks, "if Im sick?" and my wasted response is, "Its gonna be one of those days, if ya catch my drift"..... 2. IVE DONE NO WORK FOR 6 WEEKS. NOTHING. NADA.NONE.NAN. 3. Come 15 minutes late for the next 2 days. 4. Call in 20 minutes before Wednesdays shift starts and mumble "something has come up, I cant make it in"..(we're supposed to call 4 hours before) 5. Late again the next day. 6. Don't show up or call yesterday 7. 15 minutes late again today, I was in the building but I stopped to chat with a few guys from the print shop. So what the fuck is going on??! I have to admit, things this week got real drastic, real fast. But im at my wits end! It makes no sense! Initially I thought my not doing any work would get my ass fired, but no one seems to care or notice. I don't know what to do, Im 5 minutes away from sending my manager an email with the word nigger in it.
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