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even the people at engrish.com are confused....

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http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/#hiyok

 

1. You need to dress a cat. And you will say to a cat together with a family. "It has changed just for a moment". [ "it being very dear" or ] You will pass pleasant one time.

 

2. If a family and a cat become fortunate, you will take a commemorative photo! Therefore, please photo your cat lovelily with much trouble.

 

3. If it finishes taking a photograph, you will make it remove clothes from a cat immediately. You will say then, without forgetting the language of gratitude to a cat. "-- be flooded -- a way -- good -- having done one's best -- ! -- "

 

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HELP ME!

 

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the caption on the site for this one is:

"I am the feeling which became a daughter."

 

 

 

 

 

 

shoekeys.....if you get one for JJ I will have to call the spca on you.

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Originally posted by ese

shoekeys.....if you get one for JJ I will have to call the spca on you.

 

that lil pissa JJ already has a camo cat vest....

Metrotown vendor carts whut whut.

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vampires pretending to be human pretending to be vampires.

 

but cats being cats? i don't understand this at all.

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Re: Re: even the people at engrish.com are confused....

 

Originally posted by shoekeys

that lil pissa JJ already has a camo cat vest....

Metrotown vendor carts whut whut.

 

fuck I miss that lil nigga...

 

JJ we miss you

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"I am the feeling which became a daughter."

 

a hint of undertone.

 

there's this girl in my area that is the absolute master of engrish.

It's actually really cute when she messes up words and meanings.

Did I mention she's the hottest thing I've seen in a long time? no?

Well that make it even cuter! Cute like cats.

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So this blonde walks into a bar. A truck driver cozies up to the blonde and says "For a hundred bucks I'll do you right here on the bar." The blonde says "Are you kidding? I'm a blonde!" The truck driver says "I'd get up on the bar and do the Hokey-Pokey to get a drink."

 

So the blonde says "You have a drink named Eric?"

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OK I had seen excerpts from that site before, but today I really scoured it for the first time, I haven't laughed that hard in 10 years at least, no shit, my stomach and throat hurt and my nose ran for like an hour afterward. There isn't a smiley severe enough to convey what happened. It doesn't even look that funny anymore but the one that actually made me fall down on the rug and roll around was this slogan for some motorcycle gloves: "Through the city, through the town, you put these on, and let's hang on!"

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i must admit

there is something abou tanimals dressed as other animals that i find disturbing..

 

 

as well as the price of some of these..

 

 

Sailor color Price: 3,000Yen (according to tax)

a spring admission season -- exactly . It is the uniform of "the school of a sacred cat"!

 

I congratulate you on the entrance of you to "the school of a sacred cat" which we want to tell to your cat. All the cats that can be stylishly dressed well in the "CAT PRIN sailor color" which is the uniform of this school are suitable to the student of "the school of a sacred cat." If a sailor color is worn, a cat will disguise itself wisely! Since it can equip on a piece of Velcro, attachment and detachment are easy!

 

the cat is disguising itself??

for the spring semester????

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

help

 

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jesus. they are called "transformation sets"! haha "He is disguised as the sheep with a black black cat. " Funniest thing I have seen on the net in ages!

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Originally posted by fatlaces

this is the funniest shit ive read in ages.

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what the fuc is this shit cats getting dressed up as people wtf u don dress ur cat up u leave it liek how it is u fucin soccor moms from the suburbs gonna get a bitien up ur ass if u don stop dressin up ur cat bietchhhh

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Originally posted by JaZe

what the shit people wtf u don dress up liek u moms leave it liek how it is u fucin cats from the suburbs gonna get a soccor up ur ass if u don stop dressin up liek ur bietchhhh

 

it be coolzerz ifu sayd et liek dis

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Originally posted by JaZe

what the fuc is this shit cats getting dressed up as people wtf u don dress ur cat up u leave it liek how it is u fucin soccor moms from the suburbs gonna get a bitien up ur ass if u don stop dressin up ur cat bietchhhh

the website linked off this thread was easier to understand than you...

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