casekonly Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 ok, this is for all the brothas out there...i just learned that celery contains androsterone, a natural pheromone produced in our bodies...it's what makes women attracted to us.. so, in conclusion, eat your vegtables, especially celery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Celery and peanut butter :yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 don't forget the Peanut Butter with it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 it's a conspiracy to get people to eat horrible food. don't believe their lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: :D what's good abc <~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 RANCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 it's a conspiracy to get people to eat horrible food. don't believe their lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC it's a conspiracy to get people to eat horrible food. don't believe their lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Yes. Celery is disgusting :yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Celery is good. Just add salt, and almost any vegetable is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by Don't Panic any vegetable is good. except celery, spinach, brussel sprouts, broccoli, pumpkin, turnips and god knows how many others i can't remember. that shit is for chumps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC except celery, spinach, brussel sprouts, broccoli, pumpkin, turnips and god knows how many others i can't remember. that shit is for chumps i actually like all of the above mentioned, with the exception of celery. </span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Ha, fuck celery. In kindergarten some kid would always bring in celery sticks with peanut butter. I would just lick the peanut butter off and then throw the celery behind a bookcase. They're probably still there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amish son Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 fuck kindergarten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by DETO i actually like all of the above mentioned, with the exception of celery. fuckin hippy. definately not deck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by LENS Ha, fuck celery. In kindergarten some kid would always bring in celery sticks with peanut butter. I would just lick the peanut butter off and then throw the celery behind a bookcase. They're probably still there. ha ha, werd. wonk saggin. <~~~ </span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 deto=deck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinse Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC except celery, spinach, brussel sprouts, broccoli, pumpkin, turnips and god knows how many others i can't remember. that shit is for chumps ah ha. veggies are for chumps. guess your a meat and potatos kind of guy minus the potatos. well without the protien from meat our brains still be the size of a primates and kids would be using scribes to bomb because people wouldnt have been smart enough to invent mops. oops, oh people DO still scratch their names on walls... uh betta' eat your protiens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 i don't think i have ever eaten a turnip. I had a pet snail named Celery. My favorite was named Garlic tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre$Loco$ Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 its also a natural steroid, remember Mark Macguire was taking that shit in pill form............... oh, and I've always thought celery tastes like a carpet store smells. stay away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 On Thanksgiving my mom's nice enough to make a whole thing of stuffing w/o celery just for me :) Celery = :hatred: :yuck: Stuffing = :love2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 i just grubbed the fuck outta celery an ranch thanks to this thread. havnt had the shit since like kindergarten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Pineapple juice also makes semen taste sweeter. So if you work in a store, and see some guy buying a rediculous amount of celery and pineapple juice.....you know what's up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 I heard it takes more calories to chew and digest celery than there are in the actual celery, making it the ultimate weight loss food of the millenium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0De7 Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Celery rules. Food rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 celery+hot wings+ranch+titties+beer+beer+beer=yay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 celery is gross. lens knows what's up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 celery with my hot wings... :yum: I got some chow fun for lunch, and it has celery in it...woo hoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 I like celery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 my man is vegetarian. i find him utterly irresistable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Pineapple juice also makes semen taste sweeter. So if you work in a store, and see some guy buying a rediculous amount of celery and pineapple juice.....you know what's up. how weird. where'd you read/hear about pineapple juice? i've never heard of that one. i'm headed to the store now. next time the lady goes down on me, she'll be in for a trip to the candy store. word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by WebsterUno celery with my hot wings... :yum: thats what i'm saying..i eat so many hot wings..along with celery i think my baby is gonna come out looking like a hot wing..i go to applebee's twice a wing probally and order hotwings..tehe *edit... WING=WEEK... god i think about food to much..haha too funny to correct.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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