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Originally posted by LENS

Ha, fuck celery.

 

In kindergarten some kid would always bring in celery sticks with peanut butter. I would just lick the peanut butter off and then throw the celery behind a bookcase. They're probably still there.

 

ha ha, werd.

 

wonk saggin. <~~~ </span>

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

except celery, spinach, brussel sprouts, broccoli, pumpkin, turnips and god knows how many others i can't remember. that shit is for chumps

 

ah ha. veggies are for chumps. guess your a meat and potatos kind of guy minus the potatos. well without the protien from meat our brains still be the size of a primates and kids would be using scribes to bomb because people wouldnt have been smart enough to invent mops. oops, oh people DO still scratch their names on walls... uh betta' eat your protiens.

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Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

Pineapple juice also makes semen taste sweeter. So if you work in a store, and see some guy buying a rediculous amount of celery and pineapple juice.....you know what's up.

 

 

how weird. where'd you read/hear about pineapple juice? i've never heard of that one. i'm headed to the store now. next time the lady goes down on me, she'll be in for a trip to the candy store. word.

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Originally posted by WebsterUno

celery with my hot wings... :yum:

 

 

 

thats what i'm saying..i eat so many hot wings..along with celery i think my baby is gonna come out looking like a hot wing..i go to applebee's twice a wing probally and order hotwings..tehe

 

 

*edit... WING=WEEK... god i think about food to much..haha too funny to correct..

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