B_As_In_Bot Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 On christmas night the topic of buttercupping was brought up. She told me how she did it to herself and I was kinda shocked. She claimed to have the technique down. I had a fart bubbling in the back end so I gave her a dose of my flavor. At first she shut her eyes tight and shook her head back and forth - she even teared up. I didnt stop laughing for the next 5 minutes as she described to me what it smelled like: "Poisonous Gas" And I know how to do it right - Ive mastered the technique doing it back and forth to co-workers a long time ago. But I never did it to a girl. Ahahaha... Please share funnier more interesting stories of this nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 I did it once to a ex-girl.Boy oh boy was she pissed.But enough about butercups,It's all about dutch ovens.The women just love that..:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluntedMonky Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 wa...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 explain butter cupping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 its when you pour a cup of rancid butter up someones nose. ..but..speaking of dutchovens... my lactose intolerant ass.. (this is typed while im eating ice cream) is very guilty of this technique to stay warm in an unheated apartment... i adopted it after years of sleeping outdoors.. in the mountains while building bombs and bridges for the KGB. anyways... my dutchoven techniques dont go over to well on the ladies.. sigh.. its a life of beano for me i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLESHEATER Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Originally posted by Al Green its when you pour a cup of rancid butter up someones nose. ..but..speaking of dutchovens... my lactose intolerant ass.. (this is typed while im eating ice cream) is very guilty of this technique to stay warm in an unheated apartment... i adopted it after years of sleeping outdoors.. in the mountains while building bombs and bridges for the KGB. anyways... my dutchoven techniques dont go over to well on the ladies.. sigh.. its a life of beano for me i guess. eek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted December 29, 2002 Author Share Posted December 29, 2002 Butercupping: When you feel a fart coming on, cup your hand over your asshole area. (works with clothes on) Fart into your hand, let it marinate in there for a few seconds and cup your hand over the victims nose. They end up inhaling your gas via nasal passage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOE1 Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Thats disgusting..Hehe :dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 haha. "Merry Christmas!" i hope someone gets this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feäà m3 Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 http://www.oshmans.com/graphics/product_images/p208863reg.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Yeah that shit does sound kind of nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Originally posted by I-Patch-Clan ex-girl so shes a guy now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 from his words I know Al Green must have suffered the worst case scenario for any 'dutch baker'... where you lay it so strong and hot that you must open the sheets wide and actually evacuate the bed momentarily until the stench subsides... that can ruin a whole night of tooter foot warming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Originally posted by Armenhammer so shes a guy now? She was a guy then, don't let him fool ya... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Originally posted by B_As_In_Bot Butercupping: When you feel a fart coming on, cup your hand over your asshole area. (works with clothes on) Fart into your hand, let it marinate in there for a few seconds and cup your hand over the victims nose. They end up inhaling your gas via nasal passage. :lol: i was wondering what you guys were talking about. me and my friends call it "cupping the chi" chi = energy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 http://www.iuma.com/images/Band/lft_end-clean-000000.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Originally posted by Smart that can ruin a whole night of tooter foot warming ahh tooter foot warming... my favorite past time after sniggling fattums from the fattums factory. theres nothing tastier then fresh hot and crusty, hairy fattums. -bobby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Originally posted by I-Patch-Clan I did it once to a ex-girl.Boy oh boy was she pissed.But enough about butercups,It's all about dutch ovens.The women just love that..:idea: hahahaha those are the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 wtf? This sounds like it could cause permanent brain damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 I would just fart straight in her face or under the covers and hold the cover over her head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Ooooh, this one will liven things up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 i dont really fart around girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Skilla54 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 farting is the new black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I farted in the shower about a week ago and it made my eyes tear up and made my girl evacuate the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 hahaha thats hilaireeeouuus. i had never heard of such things although i did see a clip where dude is getting his salad tossed and farts in the chicks face... expression = priceless :discuss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I love you Makros, I am making you a mix tape of songs to express my love. Mostly Anal Cunt and GG Allen songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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