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beef jerky

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by professor poopatronic, Jun 11, 2003.

  1. wow i've been eating this stuff for about a month straight now, i'm sure my heart is just waiting to catch me slippin'. at the moment i'm working on a pack of the oberto hickory smoked flavor. teriyaki is pretty darn good too. i tried the new bbq flavor the other day, i'm not sure if i liked it or not. i also tried that pemmican shit, it was ok but it's no "oh boy" oberto. plus they put way too much pepper on it.

    ps. don't even bother paying for this shit, because at 5.99 a pack you're never going to be able to keep up a steady beef jerky habit. just gaffle them shits and if some bitch ass police nigga try to front, then split his wig with a fucking machete and sodomize his corpse.

    pps. do all of this while wearing TRACK PANTS
  2. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    i bring along a pack of jerky for the extended bombing missions
  3. Krook

    Krook Banned

    Joined: Oct 26, 2002 Messages: 1,922 Likes Received: 0
    DEER JERKY IS :king:
  4. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    I usually eat beef jerky when I do 12 or 24 hour races.
    protein like what...
  5. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    krook's got the right idea

    It's all about the venison. (sung to the tune of 'It's all about the Benjamins0
  6. fr8lover

    fr8lover Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2000 Messages: 3,919 Likes Received: 1

    you guys are SLEEPING on the PEMMICAN jerky

    you can get the typical extremely dried jerky or this NATURAL JERKY thats more moist. i could put that shit on a plate and eat it like a steak.

    jerky is great.
  7. cantbefaded

    cantbefaded Member

    Joined: May 29, 2003 Messages: 359 Likes Received: 0
    Girls hate beef jerkyh << proven fact.
  8. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    strictly a road trip treat.....
  9. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    Pennsylvania Classic Jerky

    1lb London Broil(1/8 slices)1 cup worch. sauce1 cup soy sauce2 Tbsp black pepper2 Tbsp garlic powder6 Tbsp liquid smoke4 Tbsp Southern Comfort Whiskey (or less, to much will ruin it)1/2 cup BarBQ sauceMix all the above in a sealed containermarinate 12 hrs, open and mix, close and marinate for another 12 hrs- Let it soak in folks!after 24 hrs, lay them out in a dehydrater for approx 2-4 hrs at 195 degrees (oven method will work as well)

    stolen from

    so who has a dehydrater?
  10. Hank Parker

    Hank Parker Senior Member

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  11. Krook

    Krook Banned

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  12. Sora

    Sora New Jack

    Joined: Oct 13, 2002 Messages: 34 Likes Received: 0
    venison jerky is key!..

    i eat beef jerky like it's my job.. my momma makes it for me >.<
  13. Krook

    Krook Banned

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  14. Don't Panic

    Don't Panic Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2003 Messages: 647 Likes Received: 0
    Fuck that moist jerky that comes in a flavor sealed pouch with one of those "freshness" packets that you find with leather shoes. I think that pemmican stuff that freightlover posted is along those lines, though I could be wrong as I never give jerky in supermarkets a second glance, and all that shit is right out.

    I'm making that recipe next chance I get. I have a dehydrator.
  15. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    Shit, i prefer slim jims those are fucking hardcore. Cause its the shittiest quality meat ever. Its chicken and beef and a bunch of crazy chemicals. The coolest thing about it is when you get that shitty portion of your slim jim witch is like tendon or some shit. Its fucking slim jim flavored chewing gum cause its so tough it will last for hours!