Guest professor poopatronic Posted June 11, 2003 wow i've been eating this stuff for about a month straight now, i'm sure my heart is just waiting to catch me slippin'. at the moment i'm working on a pack of the oberto hickory smoked flavor. teriyaki is pretty darn good too. i tried the new bbq flavor the other day, i'm not sure if i liked it or not. i also tried that pemmican shit, it was ok but it's no "oh boy" oberto. plus they put way too much pepper on it. ps. don't even bother paying for this shit, because at 5.99 a pack you're never going to be able to keep up a steady beef jerky habit. just gaffle them shits and if some bitch ass police nigga try to front, then split his wig with a fucking machete and sodomize his corpse. pps. do all of this while wearing TRACK PANTS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Quickwood 14 Posted June 11, 2003 i bring along a pack of jerky for the extended bombing missions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteveAustin 2 Posted June 11, 2003 I usually eat beef jerky when I do 12 or 24 hour races. protein like what... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RumPuncher 34 Posted June 11, 2003 krook's got the right idea It's all about the venison. (sung to the tune of 'It's all about the Benjamins0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fr8lover 1 Posted June 11, 2003 http://www.pemmican.com/images/launch_logo.gif'> you guys are SLEEPING on the PEMMICAN jerky you can get the typical extremely dried jerky or this NATURAL JERKY thats more moist. i could put that shit on a plate and eat it like a steak. jerky is great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cantbefaded 0 Posted June 11, 2003 Girls hate beef jerkyh << proven fact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nomadawhat 2 Posted June 11, 2003 strictly a road trip treat..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteveAustin 2 Posted June 11, 2003 Pennsylvania Classic Jerky 1lb London Broil(1/8 slices)1 cup worch. sauce1 cup soy sauce2 Tbsp black pepper2 Tbsp garlic powder6 Tbsp liquid smoke4 Tbsp Southern Comfort Whiskey (or less, to much will ruin it)1/2 cup BarBQ sauceMix all the above in a sealed containermarinate 12 hrs, open and mix, close and marinate for another 12 hrs- Let it soak in folks!after 24 hrs, lay them out in a dehydrater for approx 2-4 hrs at 195 degrees (oven method will work as well) stolen from so who has a dehydrater? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Parker 0 Posted June 11, 2003 Don't front... http://www.wildbillsfoods.com/images/3lg.JPG'> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krook 0 Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Krook DEER JERKY IS :king: :idea: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora 0 Posted June 11, 2003 venison jerky is key!.. i eat beef jerky like it's my job.. my momma makes it for me >.< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krook 0 Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- krook's got the right idea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Don't Panic 0 Posted June 11, 2003 Fuck that moist jerky that comes in a flavor sealed pouch with one of those "freshness" packets that you find with leather shoes. I think that pemmican stuff that freightlover posted is along those lines, though I could be wrong as I never give jerky in supermarkets a second glance, and all that shit is right out. I'm making that recipe next chance I get. I have a dehydrator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suburbian bum 3 Posted June 11, 2003 Shit, i prefer slim jims those are fucking hardcore. Cause its the shittiest quality meat ever. Its chicken and beef and a bunch of crazy chemicals. The coolest thing about it is when you get that shitty portion of your slim jim witch is like tendon or some shit. Its fucking slim jim flavored chewing gum cause its so tough it will last for hours! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
$360 1 Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by suburbian bum Shit, i prefer slim jims those are fucking hardcore. Cause its the shittiest quality meat ever. Its chicken and beef and a bunch of crazy chemicals. The coolest thing about it is when you get that shitty portion of your slim jim witch is like tendon or some shit. Its fucking slim jim flavored chewing gum cause its so tough it will last for hours! do you understand what is in a slim jim? how about grade E meat do you know what comes after grade E meat? Grade F=Unfit for human consumption wow.thats deep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FatBoy 0 Posted June 11, 2003 yea slim jims are real good i eat about 2 a day at least Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
T.T Boy 48 Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Don't Panic Fuck that moist jerky that comes in a flavor sealed pouch with one of those "freshness" packets that you find with leather shoes. . hahahahahahahhaah!!!!!!!! jerky is for road trips while wearing track pants or xiangdongli province pants. ninjas know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
test pattern 0 Posted June 12, 2003 seriously are you racking the beef jay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Partyboy 0 Posted June 12, 2003 i racked some $16 beef jerky the other day from this healthfood spot. it was the best beef jerky i ever had...i love when you gotta chew the beef jerky for like 10 minutes to tenderize it enough to swallow it. slim jims are for skinny ghetto niggers. that shit is sick. stick to the thick lumberjack deliverance type meat. and i also agree...racking in track pants is pleasing. i usually get erections when stealing in track pants for some reason. prolly the friction with the stolen bottle of nyquil and batteries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Quickwood 14 Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by Partyboy . and i also agree...racking in track pants is pleasing. i usually get erections when stealing in track pants for some reason. prolly the friction with the stolen bottle of nyquil and batteries. hahahahah nyquil and batteries hahahah are track pants any good for racking ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atrocks 0 Posted June 12, 2003 homemade beef jerky is the best!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Quickwood 14 Posted June 12, 2003 only a wigger would say that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRAMPS 0 Posted June 12, 2003 you guys ever get the beef jerky thats in CHEW form.. it even comes in a jerky chew container like scoal. its SOOOO GOOD! i ate 4 packs in one day one time.....i was hooked....it was like beef nicoteen:king: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
