Posted June 11, 200322 yr wow i've been eating this stuff for about a month straight now, i'm sure my heart is just waiting to catch me slippin'. at the moment i'm working on a pack of the oberto hickory smoked flavor. teriyaki is pretty darn good too. i tried the new bbq flavor the other day, i'm not sure if i liked it or not. i also tried that pemmican shit, it was ok but it's no "oh boy" oberto. plus they put way too much pepper on it. ps. don't even bother paying for this shit, because at 5.99 a pack you're never going to be able to keep up a steady beef jerky habit. just gaffle them shits and if some bitch ass police nigga try to front, then split his wig with a fucking machete and sodomize his corpse. pps. do all of this while wearing TRACK PANTS
June 11, 200322 yr krook's got the right idea It's all about the venison. (sung to the tune of 'It's all about the Benjamins0
June 11, 200322 yr http://www.pemmican.com/images/launch_logo.gif'> you guys are SLEEPING on the PEMMICAN jerky you can get the typical extremely dried jerky or this NATURAL JERKY thats more moist. i could put that shit on a plate and eat it like a steak. jerky is great.
June 11, 200322 yr Pennsylvania Classic Jerky 1lb London Broil(1/8 slices)1 cup worch. sauce1 cup soy sauce2 Tbsp black pepper2 Tbsp garlic powder6 Tbsp liquid smoke4 Tbsp Southern Comfort Whiskey (or less, to much will ruin it)1/2 cup BarBQ sauceMix all the above in a sealed containermarinate 12 hrs, open and mix, close and marinate for another 12 hrs- Let it soak in folks!after 24 hrs, lay them out in a dehydrater for approx 2-4 hrs at 195 degrees (oven method will work as well) stolen from so who has a dehydrater?
June 11, 200322 yr venison jerky is key!.. i eat beef jerky like it's my job.. my momma makes it for me >.<
June 11, 200322 yr Fuck that moist jerky that comes in a flavor sealed pouch with one of those "freshness" packets that you find with leather shoes. I think that pemmican stuff that freightlover posted is along those lines, though I could be wrong as I never give jerky in supermarkets a second glance, and all that shit is right out. I'm making that recipe next chance I get. I have a dehydrator.
June 11, 200322 yr Shit, i prefer slim jims those are fucking hardcore. Cause its the shittiest quality meat ever. Its chicken and beef and a bunch of crazy chemicals. The coolest thing about it is when you get that shitty portion of your slim jim witch is like tendon or some shit. Its fucking slim jim flavored chewing gum cause its so tough it will last for hours!
June 11, 200322 yr Originally posted by suburbian bum Shit, i prefer slim jims those are fucking hardcore. Cause its the shittiest quality meat ever. Its chicken and beef and a bunch of crazy chemicals. The coolest thing about it is when you get that shitty portion of your slim jim witch is like tendon or some shit. Its fucking slim jim flavored chewing gum cause its so tough it will last for hours! do you understand what is in a slim jim? how about grade E meat do you know what comes after grade E meat? Grade F=Unfit for human consumption wow.thats deep.
June 11, 200322 yr Originally posted by Don't Panic Fuck that moist jerky that comes in a flavor sealed pouch with one of those "freshness" packets that you find with leather shoes. . hahahahahahahhaah!!!!!!!! jerky is for road trips while wearing track pants or xiangdongli province pants. ninjas know.
June 12, 200322 yr i racked some $16 beef jerky the other day from this healthfood spot. it was the best beef jerky i ever had...i love when you gotta chew the beef jerky for like 10 minutes to tenderize it enough to swallow it. slim jims are for skinny ghetto niggers. that shit is sick. stick to the thick lumberjack deliverance type meat. and i also agree...racking in track pants is pleasing. i usually get erections when stealing in track pants for some reason. prolly the friction with the stolen bottle of nyquil and batteries.
June 12, 200322 yr Originally posted by Partyboy . and i also agree...racking in track pants is pleasing. i usually get erections when stealing in track pants for some reason. prolly the friction with the stolen bottle of nyquil and batteries. hahahahah nyquil and batteries hahahah are track pants any good for racking ?
June 12, 200322 yr you guys ever get the beef jerky thats in CHEW form.. it even comes in a jerky chew container like scoal. its SOOOO GOOD! i ate 4 packs in one day one time.....i was hooked....it was like beef nicoteen:king:
June 12, 200322 yr Originally posted by Hank Parker Don't front... http://www.wildbillsfoods.com/images/3lg.JPG'>
June 12, 200322 yr Originally posted by suburbian bum The coolest thing about it is when you get that shitty portion of your slim jim witch is like tendon or some shit. Its fucking slim jim flavored chewing gum cause its so tough it will last for hours! haha, i know exactly what you're talking about, i'll just be sitting there trying to chew that shit, and its indestructible.
June 13, 200322 yr dont sleep on the ostrich jerky damn is it tasty theres a place down near newport called the house of jerky (or close to that) they sell ostrich jerky and im hooked the jerky chew as mentioned is fucking awesome as well i use it just as i would dip
June 13, 200322 yr Originally posted by R. Heydrich Good lord, beef jerky is in my top 5 of most repulsive foodstuffs. more for me then.
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