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Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by GLIK$, Aug 13, 2005.

  1. GLIK$

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    Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver

    Discussion started by GLIK$ - Aug 13, 2005

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    Anyone else see this movie or heard about it?

    I saw it tonight on a whim and let me tell you, it's a real kneeslapper.

    15 people left the theater because it was too much for them to handle.

    It's a movie based around an insider joke titled the Aristocrats.

    It's the most vile, crude, demeneted, horrible, offensive joke you can imagine. And it ranges in anywhere from 1 minute to over an hour in length.

    There's only two lines to remember for the entire joke...

    "Man walks into a talent agents office and says, I have a great act for you...."

    and the last line, "It's called the Aristocrats"

    The entire middle of the joke is all improved, you make is as disgusting as humanly possible. Usually mentioning things like, incest, rape, beastiality, cum, shit, piss, vagina juice, cunts, ass ramming, fisting, soddomy, priests, spics, niggers, ANYTHING to make this outrageous.

    The punch line of the joke isn't the funny part, its the whole middle that makes this joke, then you class it up by simply calling it the Aristocrats, or Sophisticats.

    Amazing movie.

    Better Review Found Here.
     
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    GREENOJOS - Replied Aug 13, 2005

    is this hitting theatres everywhere soon or on dvd already or whats the deal?
     
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    Balki - Replied Aug 13, 2005

    yea i saw dude on jimmy kimmel live and on that DL hugley show, hes pretty cooli guess. i want to hear goerge carlen's version of the joke though..... and sarah silverman's
     
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    GLIK$ - Replied Aug 13, 2005

    sarah silverman's is one of the best twists on the joke.

    It's hitting theaters nationwide but. It's banned from all 3,500 AMC screens everywhere.
     
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    GREENOJOS - Replied Aug 13, 2005

    definately copping it on dvd then.

    i love sarah silverman. she's a catch in a half.
     
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    High Priest - Replied Aug 13, 2005

    I caught this a few week backs, id say it was decent at best. Bob Saggot pretty much stole the show, and i was a little dissapointed with George Carlin.. i guess it was a bit over my head - but i usually have a pretty hard sitting through film's, regardless of how good they are.
     
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    Intangible - Replied Aug 13, 2005

    i want to see this.
     
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    RumPuncher - Replied Aug 13, 2005

    I've been waiting and waiting for this movie.
    We've been getting all the releases and PR
    at work and I'm fucking hyped to see it.

    you gotta find the Cartman one. hot dang.
     
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    26SidedCube - Replied Aug 13, 2005

    Damn ... that sounds fantabulous. Now all I have to do is figure out what in mashed banana hell you just said....
     
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    CIPHER_one - Replied Aug 13, 2005

    I really wanna see it. If for no other reason than I still don't get how the joke can be funny.
     
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    CIPHER_one - Replied Aug 13, 2005

    Oh, and I do actually wanna see that Travelling pants movie....I have a crush on Rory Gilmore.
     
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    GLIK$ - Replied Aug 13, 2005

    The joke is funny because you tell the most disturbing vulgar fucking story you can. The punch-line doesn't play a huge part in this joke, another reason why it's an industry inside kinda joke.

    The after you drop this horrible fucking monstrosity, you shine it up by giving it an upper class name.
     
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    villain - Replied Aug 13, 2005

    I still don't get it.
     
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    CIPHER_one - Replied Aug 13, 2005

    Yeah, I think I get it...it just doesn't seem funny. A long string of vulgar sounding phrases isn't that funny...nor is an upscale post-script.

    I'm thinking maybe some people come up with peculiar vulgarities that are amusing...but I dunno...

    Kinda seems like Henny Youngman style humor.
     
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    2 blaazed - Replied Aug 13, 2005

    can some give an example of the joke
     
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