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Anyone else see this movie or heard about it?

 

I saw it tonight on a whim and let me tell you, it's a real kneeslapper.

 

15 people left the theater because it was too much for them to handle.

 

It's a movie based around an insider joke titled the Aristocrats.

 

It's the most vile, crude, demeneted, horrible, offensive joke you can imagine. And it ranges in anywhere from 1 minute to over an hour in length.

 

There's only two lines to remember for the entire joke...

 

"Man walks into a talent agents office and says, I have a great act for you...."

 

and the last line, "It's called the Aristocrats"

 

The entire middle of the joke is all improved, you make is as disgusting as humanly possible. Usually mentioning things like, incest, rape, beastiality, cum, shit, piss, vagina juice, cunts, ass ramming, fisting, soddomy, priests, spics, niggers, ANYTHING to make this outrageous.

 

The punch line of the joke isn't the funny part, its the whole middle that makes this joke, then you class it up by simply calling it the Aristocrats, or Sophisticats.

 

Amazing movie.

 

Better Review Found Here.

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yea i saw dude on jimmy kimmel live and on that DL hugley show, hes pretty cooli guess. i want to hear goerge carlen's version of the joke though..... and sarah silverman's

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sarah silverman's is one of the best twists on the joke.

 

It's hitting theaters nationwide but. It's banned from all 3,500 AMC screens everywhere.

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I caught this a few week backs, id say it was decent at best. Bob Saggot pretty much stole the show, and i was a little dissapointed with George Carlin.. i guess it was a bit over my head - but i usually have a pretty hard sitting through film's, regardless of how good they are.

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I've been waiting and waiting for this movie.

We've been getting all the releases and PR

at work and I'm fucking hyped to see it.

 

you gotta find the Cartman one. hot dang.

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The joke is funny because you tell the most disturbing vulgar fucking story you can. The punch-line doesn't play a huge part in this joke, another reason why it's an industry inside kinda joke.

 

The after you drop this horrible fucking monstrosity, you shine it up by giving it an upper class name.

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Yeah, I think I get it...it just doesn't seem funny. A long string of vulgar sounding phrases isn't that funny...nor is an upscale post-script.

 

I'm thinking maybe some people come up with peculiar vulgarities that are amusing...but I dunno...

 

Kinda seems like Henny Youngman style humor.

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A man walks into a talent agent's office.

Says to the agent, I have the most amazing act for you.

The agent goes ok, pitch it, you have a minute.

The father goes, ok it's a family act.

 

Me and my wife walk out on the stage, dressed in our sunday best. My wife begins playing the piano, I climb up on the thing, slowly unzip my pants, and start pissing all over her while shes playing singing in the rain. After she finishes the first verse I solidly kick her right in the face and knock her onto her back. Before I leap off the piano and strattle her face. I squat down, and release a stream of liquid shit into her mouth. Making sure I hit the hollow sounding back of her throat and really fill her up. No sooner than Im done, my son walks out. My wife spits my shit all over my sons face, who then begins doing a blackface routine in which he fucks my daughter up her ass as shes knobbing off the dog. The dog cums all over her face, my son does, I do. Her and my wife snowball back and forth a few times, then we all take huge shits in the middle of the stage and slipnslide right through it. We get up, and bow.

 

The talent agent looks at him and goes, what do you call this monstrosity?

 

The man looks at him, smiles, snaps, and says, "The Aristocrats"

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nah, its one of those apparently youre a moron and can't grasp the simple concept that the whole idea of the joke is to push the envelope as far as you possibly can, going way over the lines of decency. But people will laugh at it because you're a comedian.

 

This is another reason why it was kept as an industry joke told between comedians and rarely used infront of audiences.

 

so yeah, I guess that's "hipster irony".

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OOooooohhh NOW i get it....

Yeah some people will laugh at anything because of who's saying it. And some people will laugh to fit in...

So this is some kind of play on peoples insecurities.

It still doesn't seem funny at all though... but I guess that's the point. So the inside joke is really on the audience. They are laughing AT you not WITH you.

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dont worry gliko.... those of us in the know are laughing.

 

So this Hollywood talent scout walks into his bosses's office.

You wont believe this act I just scouted, it's amazing. Multi-picture amazing!

The boss doesn't seemed that impressed, untill the door opens and in walks.....

 

< insert whatever is the worst thing of the moment >

 

oh my god... what do you call that mess?

We're the aristoracts!

 

 

 

it's just a way to package the worst thing of the moment.

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david lynch?

 

the movie is a bunch of commedians telling their take on a famous (to them) joke.

You dont see anything that they're describing.

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