Fist 666 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 I am adorable and fun, and I have a boyfriend so I am looking for some discreet fun, I am submissive and slightly gothic- I am generally pretty naughty but if you do it right, I can be very good for you. I really need this, I'm so neglected right now. I need an older man who will treat me in the way I need to be treated. I want to be taken so badly... I'm not getting everything I need...I recently found out I'm pregnant though...just so you know. pof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Fucking trailerpark slags! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 If the bitch was like a teen mom with a young vag her cunt might bounce back into shape, otherwise it's like George Costanza trying to put on a cashmere sweater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 12oz vagina destruction league? Fixed? Or... 12oz destroyed vagina destruction league? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Lots of single dudes I work with use POF to bang out skeezers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 vaginal redestruction league? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 vagina further destruction league Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Aggressive Vaginal Renovation League Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Lowest of the low. Hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 I'm laughing and crying over that OKCupid profile. Too fucking much... My friend made an OKCupid profile saying she was into black dudes and got 30+ hits overnight. I don't get this internet fuck-whatever-floats-by thing, I seem to do all right getting drunk and going to parties....somehow water finds its level. I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 niggas trying to catch a big mouth bass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 ive seen worse pussies on females with out kids, than ones with them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 morning's catch "no kids is a plus but alright if you have them too" This hoodie, meanwhile ... ET phone home pt. II THAT BLUR FILTER great face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 browsing profiles and every single girl i came across was bi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 browsing profiles and every single girl i came across was bi. I had zero luck on pof but okc has been an different story. Pretty much just tryin to smash some strangers and so far im 3/3 in this month. This last one tho. We meet and grab drinks and i bring her home ---> poundtown, easy as that. Sorta cool chik, decent job, nice car, finishing up masters, not bad looking and a freak. Second time i see her she tells me her husband is in prison and will be getting out in less than a year. Supposedly she married him 2 weeks before he got sent up so they wouldnt deport him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 That is the sort of magic I want to be a part of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 no shit i was plum surprised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Eh. I once went to this "single" chick's house only to see a prison photo on the wall of her "friend." I still hit it and majorly bailed on her resulting in a funny angry message, but I did my dirt mad quick because that shit made me uneasy. All I could think of was this big black prison dude coming through the door to me balling his old lady, or that he's got homies keeping tabs on the chick and it would have been a bad ending for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 THAT SHOWER SHOT LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 i just got messaged by someone who has private pictures ... hmmmm ... whats she hiding? third eye, like the illuminati? 18 toes? no eyebrows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 a third leg, maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 A tail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Colostomy bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 cant see ma dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Why is it round? Insane. EDIT: Haha, works for RIPS and the OKCupid post. Fuck I'm awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 http://www.okcupid.com/profile/PolyBiAsianGirl/photos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 http://www.okcupid.com/profile/sparkleshoes?cf=regular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Hahaha. What!? Also, the first photo of the 'I Swallow' girl looks like a weird porno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 She fucked up. That should say "polyamory" not "polygamy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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