Realism Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 What a sad individual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 couldn't bang sister dao . . . would always think of cheezesteak I was going to fuck her but when I spread her legs I found a wall of red text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 drue DAOwn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 A friend of mine has a profile on this site with a fake name, a fake picture and a fake description of himself. He gets dates with girls and turns up as himself. They're expecting a 6ft tall Lumberjack and they get a 5ft tall postman with selfesteem issues. Obviously this tactic has an extremely low success rate. Funny part is when he told me about this I asked him what he was looking to get from it and his reply was "a wifey" :/ Yeah, this is slathered in dejection and loneliness. Your friend is fuckin' up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 So I think okcupid is going to be my introduction to the world of single moms. This should be fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 12oz vagina and feelings destruction league? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 A friend of mine has a profile on this site with a fake name, a fake picture and a fake description of himself. He gets dates with girls and turns up as himself. They're expecting a 6ft tall Lumberjack and they get a 5ft tall postman with selfesteem issues. Obviously this tactic has an extremely low success rate. Funny part is when he told me about this I asked him what he was looking to get from it and his reply was "a wifey" :/ this is the worst thing i've read this week...yer boy got retard problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 yeah. thats pretty sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MrChupacabra Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 They're expecting a 6ft tall Lumberjack and they get a 5ft tall postman with selfesteem issues. Obviously this tactic has an extremely low success rate. Funny part is when he told me about this I asked him what he was looking to get from it and his reply was "a wifey" :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 i lold though... dude sounds like a character, alright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 So I think okcupid is going to be my introduction to the world of single moms. This should be fun. That was my plan when I first got divorced, fat bitches like to pull the bait and switch with pre-baby pics. Then show up looking all "bring me Solo and the Wookie". You're gonna have to bite the bullet and go out and meet (meat?) real women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 In time, I've got one in line for Thursday that seems like it might be real/fun. Of course, updates as they happen 12 oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 I see you already know the drill, best of luck in your quest for ruined vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 so real talk for those who have been down the mommy route: are their nipples and vaginas pretty much guaranteed to be a mess? hot dog/hallway, predator face vaginas with thumbs for nipples? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Good questions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 The nipples are the least of your worries homie, ever seen a golfball in a tube sock? Some chicks that swell 2-3 cup sizes for nursing never recover after. Only sad little flaps of skin with nipples on the end where pert little titties once where. Massive drooping flap of loose stretch marked skin on the belly too. But some chicks have a couple stretch marks an that's it. It's all a crap shoot. The vag is still workable, but it just doesn't have the death grip like it did before. I slogged thru a lot of yuck before I found a good one. Source: 3 kids, and banged a bunch of single moms post divorce. Edit: If she got a c-section, the vag should be intact. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 thats not encouraging. well. i don't know that i've done worse, but in the name of science i will go forth into where babies once dwelled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_TOO Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Babies ruin vagina, then your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Drue_Down again. This thread is fkn funny. Evil that shit had me rolling and cringing at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Massive drooping flap of loose stretch marked skin on the belly too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 so real talk for those who have been down the mommy route: are their nipples and vaginas pretty much guaranteed to be a mess? hot dog/hallway, predator face vaginas with thumbs for nipples? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Fist: They stitch em up. Make sure she does kegels. You'll be okay if you're not a micro phallus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 i've done some hideous flappy non-child-bearing vaginas so that part doesn't scare me as much i think mostly i'm worried about disgusting boobs with thumb nipples and stretch marked tummies. i mean, i used to be ARMY STRONG, so i'm gonna do it, just a bit concerned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Thumb nipples Baby toe clits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 i mean, i used to be ARMY STRONG, so i'm gonna do it, just a bit concerned. I thought Squids where bad, then I was stationed with Marines and I was like whoa, but then I did the National Guard thing, holy shit, you guys will fuck anything with a pulse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bigdoughnut69 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 So I think okcupid is going to be my introduction to the world of single moms. This should be fun. http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Dream_girl_20?cf=regular Any disease out there she's willing to catch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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