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Is Brickos going to be a Daddy...?


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Reads from the bottom UP :D

 

 

My child is not going on FB.

Does Beyonce put her child on FB?

It'll be the best child in the world, it won't be anywhere near FB.

 

 

Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2012 14:22:27 +1000

Subject: Re: quick...

 

 

I'm setting up a FB page right now for the kid.

 

All men are retards but Greeks dominate gene wise. Known fact.

Worse case, at least I know what I'm up against... so better than a sperm donor.

You wouldn't be involved financially or emotionally, so don't worry about that.

I'd send you the odd photo, only if you wanted.

 

This is exciting!

 

 

Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2012 14:13:33 +1000

Subject: Re: quick...

 

 

Well make sure you get the appropriate scans, you don't want the baby to be retarded like it's father.

 

It's fete.

 

Lawyer was meant to send me to London, then it changed to Sydney.

I was only saying last month how clucky I was.

Clearly god wanted me to quit smoking for a reason.

Always said I'd be 33.

I've got a job that can support a full time nanny.

Issue will be how much time I can take off but if any chick can do it, DC can.

 

Fete.

 

 

 

Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2012 14:08:45 +1000

Subject: Re: quick...

 

 

 

Well no drinking then.

 

 

 

Yep, I am.

And I'm having it.

 

I can afford a nanny in NY... all sorted.

 

Later.

 

 

 

 

Dear lord. You're NOT pregnant, I know this.

 

But not drinking is a good thing.

 

 

 

Not that you care but not coming over tonight.

I don't want to drink, I'm pregnant.

 

 

 

Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2012 14:04:02 +1000

Subject: Re: quick...

 

hahaha.

 

 

 

Yep, that's got the range (Tennis Coach, Millionaire, Fireman, Frenchman).

 

The others I didn't separate so you would have got 4 Tennis Coaches.

 

The Fireman is the best from an orgasm perspective, it's quicker. The Millionaire is the classic bullet.

Don't EVER use a Frenchman on her, let her do that... or you run the risk of putting yourself out of a job.

Tennis Coach... haven't been able to get my head around that one yet!

 

Enjoy :)

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I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, sh*t like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.

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My sister pissed me off once when we were kids. So I went out in to the garden, found this massive slug and put it in her shampoo bottle. She washed her hair with that stuff for like a month before she found it.

 

30 odd years later, I still laugh to myself.

 

 

 

 

Congrats Brikos, I guess.

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