Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Brickos

Is Brickos going to be a Daddy...?

Recommended Posts

Reads from the bottom UP :D

 

 

My child is not going on FB.

Does Beyonce put her child on FB?

It'll be the best child in the world, it won't be anywhere near FB.

 

 

Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2012 14:22:27 +1000

Subject: Re: quick...

 

 

I'm setting up a FB page right now for the kid.

 

All men are retards but Greeks dominate gene wise. Known fact.

Worse case, at least I know what I'm up against... so better than a sperm donor.

You wouldn't be involved financially or emotionally, so don't worry about that.

I'd send you the odd photo, only if you wanted.

 

This is exciting!

 

 

Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2012 14:13:33 +1000

Subject: Re: quick...

 

 

Well make sure you get the appropriate scans, you don't want the baby to be retarded like it's father.

 

It's fete.

 

Lawyer was meant to send me to London, then it changed to Sydney.

I was only saying last month how clucky I was.

Clearly god wanted me to quit smoking for a reason.

Always said I'd be 33.

I've got a job that can support a full time nanny.

Issue will be how much time I can take off but if any chick can do it, DC can.

 

Fete.

 

 

 

Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2012 14:08:45 +1000

Subject: Re: quick...

 

 

 

Well no drinking then.

 

 

 

Yep, I am.

And I'm having it.

 

I can afford a nanny in NY... all sorted.

 

Later.

 

 

 

 

Dear lord. You're NOT pregnant, I know this.

 

But not drinking is a good thing.

 

 

 

Not that you care but not coming over tonight.

I don't want to drink, I'm pregnant.

 

 

 

Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2012 14:04:02 +1000

Subject: Re: quick...

 

hahaha.

 

 

 

Yep, that's got the range (Tennis Coach, Millionaire, Fireman, Frenchman).

 

The others I didn't separate so you would have got 4 Tennis Coaches.

 

The Fireman is the best from an orgasm perspective, it's quicker. The Millionaire is the classic bullet.

Don't EVER use a Frenchman on her, let her do that... or you run the risk of putting yourself out of a job.

Tennis Coach... haven't been able to get my head around that one yet!

 

Enjoy :)

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Congratulations, I suppose

 

She seems like a strong and independent woman with a sassy streak

 

Late 80s/early 90s comedy in the making...I'm thinking Crocodile Dundee mixed with Raising Arizona and Mrs. Doubtfire

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
So did you get a french tennis instructor fireman pregnant or is this some sort of elaborate hoax?

 

She has a "product" that is her side biz. Probably gonna make a bucket load of cash out of it too :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

yeah wait so you fathered something and she doesnt care except payments?

 

ok.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

they always want payments. someone will put the thought in her head. They always take your money.Most people it comes out of their paycheck before they get paid.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, sh*t like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

when i was in grade 11, my friends psycho mom sent him away to some school for hopeless kids - all the way in montana for a year

 

he took turns with like 5-6 other dudes jacking off into the shampoo bottle of some guy they didnt like

 

i told him that shit mas mad gay

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My sister pissed me off once when we were kids. So I went out in to the garden, found this massive slug and put it in her shampoo bottle. She washed her hair with that stuff for like a month before she found it.

 

30 odd years later, I still laugh to myself.

 

 

 

 

Congrats Brikos, I guess.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You impregnated a 33 year old woman who's setting up a facebook page for a foetus, that doesn't know the difference between fate and a fete. Score

 

Congrats man, pob lwc i ti!

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Nah the FB was my idea.

 

The jizz stories are... well... I've never had the "spare" slice of toast :D

 

Carry on.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

greek-flag

 

H ZWH EINAI SAN ANGOURI, O ENAS TO TROI KAI DROSIZETE KAI O ALOS TO TR0I KAI ZORIZETE

 

(LIFE IS LIKE A CUCUMBER, ONE PERSON EATS IT & IS REFRESHED WHILST ANOTHER IS FORCED TO EAT IT)

 

Get it? Because BRICKOS2 is Greek?

(That's what I drew from the first post)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×