chorus Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 It's cool, I'm here. I've been painting pretty much all of my young adult life and if I can help I will. Just don't ask me questions which you can get the answers from the sticky threads at the top of this forum or from google. Other things I've also done a lot of include but are not limited to - making fine art, travelling, pleasuring women. I also make a mean sweet potato salad. Get at me and I'll do what I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 wats ur tag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 is it true that a womans vagina feels like warm jello? if so then sex must be hella messy/sticky/not worth the amount of effort men put into having it. and yes i did try to microwave a jello cup and fuck it.DON'T JUDGE ME DAMMIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pazman Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I'm shur most kids in the yard are more interested in what sex with another person is like. Than any thing else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 h0w d03z 1 m@k3 KR1nK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theflame Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 SHould I hit up my schoool? lolrofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 you're all the son's I never had. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armored Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 put up a flick of the hottest woman you ever pleasured. preferably a n00d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 can i haz the secret to ur salad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted August 16, 2011 Author Share Posted August 16, 2011 For sure man, I would have liked to get sick with it and do some step by step photo's but unfortunately I don't have the means at the moment. Anyway it's a pretty simple salad. SALAD Cut around half a large sweet potato into bite size chunks, boil it in lightly salted and oiled water (check it regularly, if you over do it it becomes very soft and a bit bland) Drain put in a serving dish. Add bite size cheese (I normally add brie, depending on what I'm serving it with and who I'm serving it to I sometimes use bulgarian feta or chedd@h). Add baby spinach leaves (you can also use rocket) Add cherry tomato's (I normally cut them in halves). DRESSING Around half a cup extra virgin olive oil (more or less to taste) Add around 1 table spoon honey (more or less to taste, this goes with all the ingredients really) Stir the two vigourously until honey is fully binded with olive oil Add juice from half a lemon (or you can also use a splash of balsamic), A handful of slivered almonds (get them in the baking section, they're normally more reasonably priced than whole roasted ones), A splash of red wine, salt and pepper. pour dressing in serving bowl and toss yo salad (n/h) et voila , you're done ----------------- I grew up in Australia, so would I usually serve this with kangaroo meat steak (which after a few attempts I learnt how to cook to perfection) topped with a dollop of whole grain mustard and a slice of pumkin loaf on the side or something. If you cook something like this for a woman then play 'just the tip' doggy style and she doesn't let you put it in her butt?...Well maybe you should think about inviting a different girl over for dinner next time. haha If you end up actually making that salad feel free to post a pic. Be cool to see someone elese take on it. Enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 haha cheers man if i get around to it this weekend ill post up, i will add corn regardless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 TERCH MER HER TER DERGIE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gymclassboner Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 yo nurkman! what do you use to etch on glass? and how do i get said tool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 wats ur tag? this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 What Eastern European country did you travel to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Nurka Durk is in one of the following: Georgia, Ukraine, Belarus, Moldova or Armenia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastFinisher Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Have you ever had to pay for teh sex? and if you did how much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Yo nurk, I'm trying to get this white girl to like me she's also a Co worker but she has a man.. Tell me what can I do? Need more swag? We always have that few seconds smile moment when we see eachother. So guessing that's a sign she digs me a bit? Que no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReackOne Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 how do i shot web? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReackOne Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Im really struggling with doing sik hip hop letter K's man. How do I make sik K's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chorus Posted October 8, 2011 Author Share Posted October 8, 2011 haha, I've missed this forum. Turns out the country Im in has blocked 12ozprophet. Obviously I can still access it. But its very slow so I doublt I'll be around much. ([probably for the best). Lugr, thanks for the service announcement. Ash, I've never paid for sex. Just incase you're being half serious a lot of people do it though. Ob, I've actually never stolen someones girl before. I have slept with women who had boyfriends but this was mainly while travelling and their boyfriends were in other countries. Those girls always approached me. So I might not be the best guy to give you advice but I guess if you're honest with yourself you can tell if she's interested or she's just smilling out of politeness or to spice up her life with some harmless flirting. If you feel she's interested, I guess I wouldnt be all that direct. Id just watch for body language and make a little harmless physical contact. Let us know how it goes. Reack - Listen to KRS ONE, practice the elements (I'm being sarcastic). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 la rock1.mp3 all day. every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 i dont have it all up stairs but who the fuck cares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yonis Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 droppin mad science droppin science droppin history with a whole heap of style and intelligency .. and i know because of krs one how do i know yea i know because of krs one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ringworm Jim Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Who are you? The pickup artist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hydrogenated Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 this thread is actually funny as a mother fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slayed Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 can we have the potato salad recipe? Also do you have one for chicken salad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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