sayWORD? Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 suicide was and always will be the cowards way out. everyones life sucks for some reason or another. killing yourself is for little pussies who are too scared to take the actions needed to better themselves or their lives. nuff said. /norespectforemosoner. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE APPROPRIATE FOR HERE RATHER THAN STARTING A NEW THREAD. ENJOY MY WITTY (?) TITLE: GARABGE STOPS ATTEMPT TO TRASH LIFE, BUT HOSPITAL BILL MAY BE HEFTY. http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2011/01/02/2011-01-02_garbage_pile_saves_man_who_tried_to_commit_suicide_in_midtown_.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 I would like to know how each person did the deed. Some mention how they did it, but a lot don't. Most men choose to use a gun or other fool proof method while women take pills or cut their wrists. It would also be interesting to see suicide notes from people who failed at killing themselves as well. /yesweirdpsychologicalinterest It's not a matter of fool proof. Men tend to choose more agressive methods and women take more passive approaches, generally speaking. On your curiosity, I don't have exact references available but you might want to check on the webz for 'psychological autopsy." Also of possible interest, the Golden Gate Bridge has been the site of many completed and attempted suicides. At some point, someone began researching these attempts/suicides and you can find info on the survivors (yes, jumped & lived), what they had to say about it, and related research. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 suicide was and always will be the cowards way out. everyones life sucks for some reason or another. killing yourself is for little pussies who are too scared to take the actions needed to better themselves or their lives. nuff said. /norespectforemosoner. Hunter S Thompson is probably the greatest example of someone who just fucking wasn't a pussy who committed suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 And that's one out of how many? Sometimes I feel sorry for people who kill themselves, but 95 percent of the time I feel much more sorry for the people they leave behind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 "party on dudes..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Hunter S Thompson is probably the greatest example of someone who just fucking wasn't a pussy who committed suicide. yea and the samurai, whos bushido code promoted seppuku (stomach cutting). people should stop masking their emotions with substances and address their demons, instead of taking the easy way out. some of the most devastating and depressing events in ones life can shape a person and positively impact them later on. but hey, all you depressed dudes feel free to off yourselves. more pussy for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 If this was a proper research study, the "suicidologist" wouldn't be anonymous and these notes wouldn't be posted online no; a real study would have a blog with a sun glass coupon feature i hear what youre saying though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HKwoodIsland! Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 dude seriously if i was going to take my fucking life i would do it in the most badass way ever, not in my fucking apartment by myself with my dick dangling between my legs. im talking like jumping off the top of the golden gate in a bird costume with cement shoes on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 It's not a matter of fool proof. Men tend to choose more agressive methods and women take more passive approaches, generally speaking. On your curiosity, I don't have exact references available but you might want to check on the webz for 'psychological autopsy." Also of possible interest, the Golden Gate Bridge has been the site of many completed and attempted suicides. At some point, someone began researching these attempts/suicides and you can find info on the survivors (yes, jumped & lived), what they had to say about it, and related research. i remember hearing about this study a few years ago but never got around to actually reading it. i'll have to check it out when i get a chance. propz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 my suicide note would probably read something like: Dear bitches (creditors) I regret to inform you that the money i owed you got spent on whores and drugs. Ps. I intend on haunting you now Of course i would have to mail them all a copy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 DEAR WIFE I TOLD YOU THIS CUM INSIDE ME WAS EVIL AND THAT YOU HAD TO KEEP THE EVIL OUT OF MY BODY BY SUCKING IT OUT YOU LET TOO MUCH DEVIL SEMEN BUILD UP INSIDE ME AND NOW IT HAS DROVE ME TO DO SATANIC THINGS LIKE DRINK THIS WHOLE BOTTLE OF BREAK FLUID I HOPE YOUVE LEARNED YOUR LESSON 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 There is not excuse for how selfish graffiti is, to leave somone else to clean your mess, to leave every one else to wonder what could have been and why would you do such a thing. *just a bit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 DEAR WIFE I TOLD YOU THIS CUM INSIDE ME WAS EVIL AND THAT YOU HAD TO KEEP THE EVIL OUT OF MY BODY BY SUCKING IT OUT YOU LET TOO MUCH DEVIL SEMEN BUILD UP INSIDE ME AND NOW IT HAS DROVE ME TO DO SATANIC THINGS LIKE DRINK THIS WHOLE BOTTLE OF BREAK FLUID I HOPE YOUVE LEARNED YOUR LESSON This is awful AWWWWFULLY FUNNAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 i know quite a few people who offed themselves most of them did not leave notes or their families did not reveal the contents. suicide is a cop-out except in the case of a terminal illness, or unmanageable mental illness, i don't see any reasonable justification for it. it's generally really selfish. the aftermath of suicide is a fucking nightmare i have attended too many funerals, and the biggest ones are always for people who killed themselves. the bridge is an okay documentary though i have seen it twice and enjoyed watching it, i couldn't help feel the filmmaker was profiting in sort of a sick way off suicide voyeurism http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bridge_(2006_film) suicide is incredibly common. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate and Mortality [united States, 2007] All suicides Number of deaths: 34,598 Deaths per 100,000 population: 11.5 Cause of death rank: 11 Firearm suicides Number of deaths: 17,352 Deaths per 100,000 population: 5.8 Suffocation suicides Number of deaths: 8,161 Deaths per 100,000 population: 2.7 Poisoning suicides Number of deaths: 6,358 Deaths per 100,000 population: 2.1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 if someone wants to kill themselves, let them. far too much of nature's role in population control has been taken away by modern science and medicine. let the weak cull themselves from the herd. there are too many wastes-of-life breeding and destroying our economy/ecosystem/etc by way of being shitty. sure it is depressing for all their friends and family, but thats life. people used to die from all kinds of awesome diseases, now we save all of them that we can and frankly, it sucks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Yeah, thankfully we still have cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 yeah, cancer and aids really need to step their game up these days though. 'they' keep promising us all this bad ass swine flu/bird flu/sars shit and nothing ever comes of it. /yesinsensitive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 SARS is some pussy "really bad cold" shit...the swine flu sucked. Didn't kill me or anyone else I know though. Maybe mailing anthrax will make a comeback in '11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 that'd be fun. it'd be cool if ebola make a real showing this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 The plague so more METAL can emerge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 if someone wants to kill themselves, let them. far too much of nature's role in population control has been taken away by modern science and medicine. let the weak cull themselves from the herd. there are too many wastes-of-life breeding and destroying our economy/ecosystem/etc by way of being shitty. sure it is depressing for all their friends and family, but thats life. people used to die from all kinds of awesome diseases, now we save all of them that we can and frankly, it sucks. somehow, somewhere along our line, when life expectancy exploded due to medical science people forgot about quality of life and focused entirely on quantity so now, when we're terminally ill we can't end our own lives by choice, our society is saddled with taking care of the bedridden and sickly, just because we can, regardless of whether people are happy and fulfilled. i find it disgusting, frankly. it makes no sense for the living or dead, to prolong life unnecessarily and we as humanity, need to step our game up, and face the reality that long life does not equal good life i STILL think there is a really good chance of a massive pandemic forming in the twenty first century, going airborne, and culling us.. we almost had it in swine flu, but it wasn't deadly enough. we just need to keep filling the world with people, looking for food everywhere, and it'll happen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 DEAR WIFE I TOLD YOU THIS CUM INSIDE ME WAS EVIL AND THAT YOU HAD TO KEEP THE EVIL OUT OF MY BODY BY SUCKING IT OUT YOU LET TOO MUCH DEVIL SEMEN BUILD UP INSIDE ME AND NOW IT HAS DROVE ME TO DO SATANIC THINGS LIKE DRINK THIS WHOLE BOTTLE OF BREAK FLUID I HOPE YOUVE LEARNED YOUR LESSON W-What?!?! You don't kill yourself, this is what side bitches, divorces, and hookers are for, sometimes in that order. Man up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 not suicide related but my best friend said if he dies before me, to make sure that at his wake a giant spring is attached under his body so he bursts out of the casket and scares the shit out of everyone. it would work best with a closed casker, more of a surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_blank_ Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 this thread is a great read...except for what you just said. ^ moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Manute Bol Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 not suicide related but my best friend said if he dies before me, to make sure that at his wake a giant spring is attached under his body so he bursts out of the casket and scares the shit out of everyone. it would work best with a closed casker, more of a surprise. My best friend said he wanted to be buried with sun glasses on and a bottle of sailor, when he actually died I didn't have the heart to tell his Mom that he wanted sunglasses on with a bottle in his hand. I felt bad for all his family having their last memory of him looking ignorant. He got buried with the shoes I lent him and he never gave back, a pack of his favorite smokes, and this knife he always carried. I wonder what people will put in my casket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 My own shit Soft serve feces on to your pale face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tucksoe Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 really long note.. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/07/bill-zeller-dead-princeto_n_805689.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 this thread is a great read...except for what you just said. ^ moron. what? the giant spring post was one of the best in the thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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