belmonts Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Spanish prostitutes ordered to wear reflective vests for their own safety Prostitutes working on the street outside a town northern Spain have been ordered to wear reflective vests to make them visible to passing traffic and reduce the risk of accidents. here's them breakin' the rulez full article: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/8086050/Spanish-prostitutes-ordered-to-wear-reflective-vests-for-their-own-safety.html feel free to post yer funny prostitute stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 wat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 back in 1995 or 1996..when ever it was written came out. four of us had just gotten out of Applebees and everyone piled into my car. I rarely see these guys, so we were just going to drive around and check out the city. We were doing some dumb stuff as is required for such an evening, and we had a rule that if we saw a hooker we had to stop and talk to her. No sooner did we make the rule then we saw this tall blonde lady of the night walking down the sidewalk. I pulled up and rolled the passenger window down so my buddy HAD to talk to her! She leans over on the car and my buddy's like "uh...um....based solely on looks...what would you give me on a scale of 1-10?". I'm trying hard not to laugh because I wanted her to answer truthfully...but all she could say was "Looks? LOOKS? I'm a WHORE, I don't care about looks! All I care about is MONEY MONEY MONEY!". My buddy's like..."uh...well..." and so I yell "OHHHHHH SNAP!" and peel away. I started to laugh, and I nearly lost control and hit a larger, more rotund hooker on the way home. It was orgasmic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Safe sex brah.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Salamanca Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 dey mast be jamaykin mon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 We were scoping some walls near some tracks and had to cut through some abandoned lots. On the side of the lot was a ho-ho-ho about to get it on w/ some black trucker dude. It was our only way through and bitch started giving us shit to get the fuck out. We left and got the car & came back. Dude was banging her from behind and homie took my camera, zoomed in, and yelled "smile for the camera" and caught the look on their faces. Fucking priceless, I still keep that flick on my camera 2-3 years later. I don't image host, but if anyone wants I'll give them the flik to put up here for the laugh. GO HOOKERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted October 27, 2010 Author Share Posted October 27, 2010 send it to me for fapping/ for the thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 PM me your e-mail. On closer inspection, I thought the thread title said Spanish Prostitutes love Belton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 nah they strictly MTN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Hardcore! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryWolf Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 pics or it didn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Allah Snackbar Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 in for hookerpics /fap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted October 27, 2010 Author Share Posted October 27, 2010 photo courtesy of john gacy: :lol: :lol: :lol: fap 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewreynoldsx Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 FUCKING HILARITY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Hahahahaha!! The very reason why I love the oontz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LICKERISH Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 lol, priceless look. Is that Daryl Strawberry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 mookie wilson maybe and bigmetalcircus posting with animalcocaine lurkin??? i need a new rad name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 my boy (rest in peace) fucked a hooker for 5 dollars while he was out bombing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Ahhhhhhahahahahahaha That black man's smirk is frame worthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 dudes handlin..ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 It would have been even more WIN if he gave a thumbs up for the picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 dude looks stoked but god damn that bitch is miserable lookin hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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