Battle to the Death at Home Depot

[armand hammer]

an iron hammer and a blank sheet of paper with a blue cross drawn in the center?

[twonpoo]

Dont wanna sound like a cheater but I made this just out of the electric isle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[twonpoo]

an iron hammer and a blank sheet of paper with a blue cross drawn in the center?

 

your math is unmatched. I hope your not planning on fighting with your addition skills. we'd all be in trouble.

[autoteller]

charcoal, road flares, machete.

 

strip down to my socks/underwear, cover myself in charcoal so i'm black, and relatively hard to see in the pitch black, hide up in the racks while people look around, and when i hear someone throw a road flare out on the other side of the room and hack some throats. fuck yeah

[pissdrunkwhat?!]

and another person who thinks a trash can lid will stop something :lol:

 

that shit aint steel you fools its like a tin can

 

you ever kicked one of those aluminum trash cans and seen it fold over?

imagine the flimsy ass lid.

 

and a hammer? have fun with that

machete, fireplace poker and pitchfork ftw

[armand hammer]

your math is unmatched. I hope your not planning on fighting with your addition skills. we'd all be in trouble.

 

oh ok its a plus sign my bad. looked like a cross not an x for multiplying shit.sorry ill just hang back while you fuck yourself with a robotic arm.

[pissdrunkwhat?!]

I THINK ITS ACTUALLY AN ADDITION SIGN...

 

 

DUMB HAMMER IDEA

+

DUMB "SHIELD" IDEA

=

GREAT DUMB IDEA.

[ShortFuse]

I good piece of hard oak...

 

good quality full metal medium sized hatchet

 

1 can of great stuff large gap filler

[Keepitrail]

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4:

[iloveboxcars]

a flash light to let everyone know where you are

a tinted face covering so you can never see your opponents

and a saw.

[geezpot]

I wonder if you can use the forklift?

 

If so I would use the forklift to push down some aisles and put the squeeze play on people as the racks topple over. Probably kill a few that way.

 

The second item would be a propane line gas splitter so that I can tap into the propane tank that runs the forklift.

 

The third item would be the torch. I would also sharpen the end of the torch into a spear shape.

 

I can crash into shit.

I can climb on top of it and spray flames.

The flames would also give me light to see people creeping up on me.

The spear shape could impale some muthafuckers and then I wieney roast them from the torch.

 

Seems pretty good but someone with a accurate long range weapon could probably take me out.

 

Also could use a gas mask and probably 2 chemicals from the home and garden section that would take down a few people.

[armand hammer]

ahahaha@boxcarr

[Suber Giraffe]

hatchet

 

largest container of paint thinner they have

 

jet lighter

 

>> go to the paint thinner isle, soak flammables in PT

make trail back to about 10 ft from where i hide

empty rest of it, creating large pool (save one splash)

 

hide and wait

 

while im waiting remove both shoes, soak one in rest of PT

wait till i see one of you fuckers in/near my puddle

light shoe, throw

hatchet to the dome

wait

[Elorock]

Haven't thought about this for more than a minute, but...

 

Off the top I'd go with a loom of wire (maybe barbed) to set trip lines and snares.

Get your prey while they're down. And startled.

Has anyone said this already?

Call me lazy, but I can't read all this shit.

 

Anyway, killing utensil is prob either a machete or a decent sized axe.

 

Shit, third item might be a soda, cuz I'd probably get bored just chilling and decapitating, chilling and decapitating...

[iloveboxcars]

cant use the forklift, it isnt a purchasable item.

[headaches]

.shock water shit would be legit, but how long do you think it would take to flood a fucking home depot? we're talking days... that's if their isn't a grate or some other drainage system. power tools are a major loss since they mentioned no gas/electricity(i assume) (besides the emergency lights)

 

 

this nigga would get some kind of machete/axe shit

wire to trip

gloves

 

a lot of wire set up to trip, hide up top in rafters/isle and pick my targets.

[KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN]

chainsaw and a bag of peanut m&ms, fuck a third item

[Spitfire15]

Im telling you get, a stabber pole, and a nice dark crevice would be the tits.

 

ALSO! Some flashlights COME WITH batteries. Using a lantern, would be nice. Maybe set it up as a distraction, then lunge for the kill when curious victims come close enough.

[Suber Giraffe]

nice,

 

you gunna use your chainsaw as a melee weapon? aint no gas

niggas gunna run train on you and yo nutz son

[ShortFuse]

chainsaw and a bag of peanut m&ms, fuck a third item

 

hahah awesome...even if it means gas as the third...LOLz :lol: :lol: :lol:

[twonpoo]

and another person who thinks a trash can lid will stop something :lol:

 

that shit aint steel you fools its like a tin can

 

you ever kicked one of those aluminum trash cans and seen it fold over?

imagine the flimsy ass lid.

 

and a hammer? have fun with that

machete, fireplace poker and pitchfork ftw

 

wake up genius, i got 1 ball peen hammer and know how to use it, with a deflecting shield to dissipate impact ,point is while you have three different things in your hand, 3 big and oddly shaped things, I will nicely place my ball peen in your forehead without even needing the use of the shield.

 

next? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

mexicans, while often found at home depot, do not have a barcode.

 

 

 

this. i released many lols.

 

on another note. i would certainly go with a battery operated saw zaw,

(or whatever they are called) a lengthy extension pole and some gorilla duck tape.

those three things combined would be some ILL deadly shit.and although i

might only have a limited amount of kill time i could DEFINITELY fuck some

people up. after that though i'd just lurk out on top of the plywood section and

ninja jump chop every last person to walk by. fuckin a.

[TreSixO]

you guys ned to wrekonize the power of the axe

 

 

 

best range out of any melee weapon in the shop

and will cut thru a garbage ca lid no problem, whats wrong with you guys, aluminum sheet is not very puncture proof

[twonpoo]

deflected by the tin garbage lid...

 

then,

 

 

 

 

PING* on the skull by my ball peen....

[Elorock]

Does home depot sell bear traps?

[Elorock]

Another idea is:

 

A gas mask + two types of chemicals (ammonia & whatever) that combine to make poisonous gas.

Again too lazy to look into bad household chemical combos.

[armand hammer]

if dudes clever hell sweep your legs out after the axe cuts through the shield.

[twonpoo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb8adof6Q9M

 

 

 

win

[iloveboxcars]

i forgot about t handle screw drivers.

 

the reason i was going for the glass shard was because of the ability for it to rest in my palm so i could punch-stab. or stab-punch. a straight shot is a lot quicker than a swinging shot.

 

also after thinking about it for a bit and pissdrunk talking shit the entire time, there arent really that many projectile weapons in a home depot, so the tin trash can is a nevermind, it would probably make unnecessary noise as well, and may prove to be cumbersome.

 

and it would be easier to strangle someone than suffocate them.. so scratch trashbags

 

fishing line or barbed wire, T handle scredriver and fireplace poker.

 

i wouldn't try to trip people with the barbed wire, i would cut a 3 1/2 - 4 ft length, rip my shirt in half to protect both my hands and strangle them.

 

T handle scredriver is pretty much the ultimate punch stab weapon ever.

 

and fireplace poker has distance without having to swing it.

[armand hammer]

non lethal at the end of the day. a nice swing with any blade/blunt object will kill some one if you can fracture the skull. crush the windpipe slice the jugular there are a lot of ways to kill people with random blunt shit.