Brickos Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 ^^^ Sametime (without pics) Chainsaw - ride on (of sorts) - first aid kit (Rambo styles) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 didn't think of the fireplace poker, but i dont think the machete would. it would be all stealth. probably spend more time in the rafters than on the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 anything gas powered would make too much noise, you'd be the first one everyone went after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 i think its fairly obvious those with the crossbow packs and knives would come out on top. too much noise your fucked.too fat your fucked.no climbing ability your fucked.no imagination your fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 a large spool of wire to strategically trip and tangle enemies. a saw on a stick used for cutting branches off of trees a big container of something slippery I would tangle and oil every aisle and hide in the merchandise and stab you from 7 ft away while you struggle to stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 use my ladder and wire to set up traps and trip wires waiting for people to get caught up while i ninja around like a fucking spider cutting people and chops them to shit with my hatchet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 THERES NO GAS, SO ANYTHING POWERED BY GAS WOULDNT GIVE UP YOUR SPOT BECAUSE IT WOULDNT WORK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 home depot sells crossbows? for real? if that's the case then it's crossbow, arrows (or any arrow like object) and the tallest ladder they have for quick scaling of shelves, then pull the ladder up with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 actually my plan b is this paper towels extension cord axe clog the bathroom sink and let it over flow into the hallway chew extension cord to a fray and plug it in, then throw into the water hole up in bathroom with axe just in case, on a toilet in the stall so i dont get zapped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 nigga, why are you hollerin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 :lol: the ladder part and i remember in florida i was in a home depot that had crossbows and various hunting shit. and again i think those with blades and a mind set to kill and some sort of under standing on stealth and general common sense would win. all these chainsaw faggots arent listning dont get the point and watched evil dead one too many times. i stand by machette on the back hunting knife or even a garden tool on the side and some garrot wire. fuck you last man standing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 also my axe would demolish a trash can lid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 axes are heavy so they will impede your speed. you will also need to swing the axe, leaving your body open to attack for a few seconds before you are able to land a blow. if you're close enough to axe me, im close enough to glass-shard your throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted August 25, 2010 Author Share Posted August 25, 2010 anything gas powered would make too much noise, you'd be the first one everyone went after. Also Home Depot doesn't sell gas, so good luck starting anything gas powered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Mantooth Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Nail Gun. Nail Gun. Umbrella-ella-ella-ey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 axes are heavy so they will impede your speed. you will also need to swing the axe, leaving your body open to attack for a few seconds before you are able to land a blow. if you're close enough to axe me, im close enough to glass-shard your throat. im behind sheet metal with a welders mask, also im going for top of the line titanium axes that are lightweight and easy to swing ... you weill be easy prey with your garbage bags and glass shards... how are you going to hold those things again? The range differential will do you in alone... unless i get my water shock trap then i never have to lift a finger and just wait until you all wander to examine the dead bodies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 this would own anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 i havent used a nail gun in awhile, but dont most nail guns require you to be pressed up against something in order for them to actually fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 propane flamethrower FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted August 25, 2010 Author Share Posted August 25, 2010 actually my plan b is this paper towels extension cord axe clog the bathroom sink and let it over flow into the hallway chew extension cord to a fray and plug it in, then throw into the water hole up in bathroom with axe just in case, on a toilet in the stall so i dont get zapped I scooped this thread idea from another forum and that was very close to my idea... Garden house (to flood the entire floor) Water would be coming from the home and garden department taps and is free Wire (one end tapped into emergency lights that are on, the other would be loose laying in the pool of water) And a machete for anything close range. Sit atop racks and watch everyone below in the water get electrocuted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 you're behind sheet metal? so, you magically fabricated a suit of armor out of sheet metal? garbage bags in pockets shard in one hand trash can lid in the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Mantooth Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Flame-thrower. I'm sure Home depot has that. Flame-thrower and something that is ridiculously flammable. And an umbrella-ella for protection, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 you guys are doing it wrong razor wire gloves to hold the wire metal pole put the razor wire between isles/ wrap it around everything climb up high and beat peoples faces in with a metal pole with razor wire all over it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Mantooth Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Wow everyone posted at the same time. I called dibs on flame-thrower though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 also, that rake is a really good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLFATS Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 hardhat, snow shovel, 20 pound bag of cement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 ductape,house pipe,gas canister and im sure most of us smoke so a lighter should be an already obtained item. probably a one time only use weapon but it could burn the mother down. incase they dont sell flamethrowers..i wouldnt use it just an idea for you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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