http://www.torontolife.com/daily/informer/my-name-is-lucre/2010/08/06/burlington-woman-develops-fictional-cancer-to-get-attention-internet-grants-her-wish/

 

 

what a fuck up!

 

 

i was gonna make a thread on this the other day that bitch has serious issues she got dont quit tattoed across her knuckles for fuck sakes

no pics? fail

Ekarma

 

burlington people...

What a waste of life.

Sometimes i wish we could dump people like this onto another planet.

Attention and money, huh?

 

All she had to do was dance around a pole with no clothes on.

 

 

 

Talk about doing things the hard way!!!

for real. smash with hair though, bitch can hide at my place

Oontzer in comments:

 

• Supernintendo Chalmers: i hope she gets slapped by a bullet from a gun

 

You're famous.

heard about this, I lol'd.

Y U MAD THO?

 

She's just getting hers. Mind of a Hustla

cameron moore ftw

This casper lookin broad's lifetime theme music is Cormega's The Realness

cosigned

Rappers and Trappers could learn a thing or two.

theres plenty of ways to make money, this aint one of em.

it'd be damn awesome if her eyebrows never grow back.

Attention and money, huh?

 

All she had to do was dance around a pole with no clothes on.

 

 

 

Talk about doing things the hard way!!!

 

this.

Oontzer in comments:

 

• Supernintendo Chalmers: i hope she gets slapped by a bullet from a gun

 

You're famous.

 

First thing to catch my attention.

she had a huggggee forehead to begin with

she got a 8head.

 

waitin for her to get what's comin.

 

next month new news about her being t-boned by an 18wheeler and then a tanker of gas rolling over spilling and exploding with her t-boned crushed car in the middle.

What a trashy cunt.

Hope a big deebo like dude fucks her in the ass.

 

Hope.

Ahh the old Shave-All-Your-Hair-Off-And-Pretend-You've-Got-Cancer Caper. A timeless classic. I prefer the Pretending-You've-Drowned-At-Sea-And-Having-You're-Wife-Claim-The-Life-Insurance-Mular Hustle though, it's much more subtle.

she must have watched that one episode of IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILLY when charlie tells dennis he has cancer, just so he might get a chance to sleep with the waitress.

 

she thought "man, i'll tell the internet i got cancer, get attention and affection"

ashamed to admit that i saw this exact storyline on an episode of the closer last year.

I was hoping the story ended with her actually getting cancer and then me lol'ing... i am so disappoint

yea i was misled into believing that too...in a perfect world she would get cancer....imma find her and dump her in a pool of carinogenic substances.

Same.