~KRYLON2~ Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 fatness never prospers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 what exactly are 12oz's parameters to qualify as obese?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Rules of thumb: - girls wider than you are too fat - girls weighing >85% of your weight are too fat *exceptions: thick girls, fat ass, big titties, fetish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 vodka tonic. problem solved. disregard coke acquire moar vodka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 When drunk always fuck a fat broad------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 I knew a fat bitch who always did this with her drinks. She knew she was fat, and she loved it, so we all went with it because she super nice and funny as fuck...not to mention clever. I was ripping on her for the same reason as Sneak started this thread, and she corrected my fit self. She said, when you drink diet sodas with your liquor, you are less inclined to have a massive sugar hangover (very true), and when drinks are spilled it's not sticky as fuck everywhere (also very true). That fatty was pretty fucking cool. Anyhoots, disregard mixed drinks, acquire scotch whiskey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 I think it's weird when people drink vodka and Coke. It's just always seemed like a strange vodka mixer to me. Vodka and coke, however, is awesome together 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Rules of thumb: - girls wider than you are too fat - girls weighing >85% of your weight are too fat *exceptions: thick girls, fat ass, big titties, fetish. was gonna neg until I read exceptions. Agreed. Props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Messican Coke has corn suurup in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 i just like the taste of diet coke better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 ^^^ EeWww the taste of diet anything is horrible. I fucking hate th taste of splenda, sweet n low, equal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 I knew a fat bitch who always did this with her drinks. She knew she was fat, and she loved it, so we all went with it because she super nice and funny as fuck...not to mention clever. I was ripping on her for the same reason as Sneak started this thread, and she corrected my fit self. She said, when you drink diet sodas with your liquor, you are less inclined to have a massive sugar hangover (very true), and when drinks are spilled it's not sticky as fuck everywhere (also very true). That fatty was pretty fucking cool. Anyhoots, disregard mixed drinks, acquire scotch whiskey. do you know how much of a fatties free time is allotted to making up cute excuses for why they're fat/out right lazy? i'm not saying what she gave you wasn't truth but best believe were she a skinny bitch she wouldn't even think twice about the regular coke unless she had teh diabeetus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 You should of thrown water in there as a third choice.. Just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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