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"its too late for that..."

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....is always the thought that runs through my head when an obese person orders a diet drink.

 

prime example this evening.

what can only be described as a heffalump waddled up to the bar.

 

FCWGHO (fat chick with gut hanging out): "can i have a vodka and coke?"

SACS (Skinny attractive clever Sneak): "regular or diet coke?"

FCWGHO: "erm, i think itd better be diet.."

SACS: (under his breath) "Damn right it had better be diet..."

 

I mean, jeez.

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I hate it that they take up so much space on sidewalks, escalators, elevators, etc.

And they always in the middle of that shit, so you can't get around them on either side. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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iwas in wlmart today nad this bitch was block ing up

the isle in her rascle ray or whatever the fuck you call it ..

 

so just because she is fat fat nig -nog...fuck...die

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"It's not too late for you to learn the Thomas 2001 electrical organ and start a funk band" always goes through my head. Then I see how much one costs and I think "It's not to late for you to think of something else you can do."

 

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some people are mentally unprepared for the righteousness of a regular coke...

 

:lol:

 

Every now and then I will treat myself to a coke.

Those are nice days.

But they have nothing on beer.

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My friend used to act like he was trying to lose weight by riding his bike to pick up his food from the Chinese restaurant. While there he'd order sesame chicken caked in that sugary candy sauce and a fucking Diet Coke. It still makes me laugh. He married a former fat girl who I'm sure will be fat as fuck again soon enough. He'll be a tub of lard as well, guaranteed. SCUST.

 

Light beer is probably the most offensive foul shit I've ever drunk. It's an insult to beer. It should be called "semi-alcoholic wetness that will make you piss more than anything else you have ever had to drink." You should also have to order it with those exact words, just to disuade people from drinking it.

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Jugz's man boobs, bad posture, and wicked jump shot[/url]

 

LOLZ.

 

I had the feeling jugz was from some white washed, mid-western suburb and exaggerating his manner of speech.

But the other people in this video more than validate my suspicions.

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fuck reg. coke & diet coke.

 

reg coke & all US colas = high fructose corn syrup

diet drinks = aspertine (sp?)

 

if you have to, shop for Mexican Cokes. They have REAL cane sugar. worth it.

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i think its the best when your at a amusement part see a fat lard ass they go try to get on the roller coaster but there to fat the shit wont latch down so they get up and leave in embarrassment shit is comedy

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