SwampFightOner Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 I grabbed one of my sister's friends tits a few weeks ago at one of my boy's shows, and got bagged by her boyfriend. This was made even better by the fact that he is also the girl/my sister's boss. It was made epic by the fact that she was down as fuck with it, wanted to fuck, and he got so upset that he made her leave. I also don't remember this, but apparently at some point he slapped my sister's ass and I threatened to beat the shit out of him, making him apologize haha. What a shitty night that dude had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 hahaha that's pure gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 27, 2010 Author Share Posted September 27, 2010 timmy swears up and down that he didnt grab this girl's tits. and i dont believe him...at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 nunnery gave me BSM's. that and beating women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 27, 2010 Author Share Posted September 27, 2010 FUCK super good friend from oregon just hit me up and is having problems with kids jumping his fence and trying to steal his weed plants. hes a felon so he cant have a gun at his crib :( last harvest season, him and i would smoke speed and play magic cards all night long, waiting for them. i miss doing fun things like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TugboatTimmy Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 timmy swears up and down that he didnt grab this girl's tits. and i dont believe him...at all. I was dancing around with her a little bit and my hand may have grazed her boob. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 grazing boobs on nunnery status needs to happen. then punch them bitches right in the uterus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 it happened last year..minus the uterus punching..halloween 2010 ill make sure to punch the uterus with my penix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 27, 2010 Author Share Posted September 27, 2010 I was dancing around with her a little bit and my hand may have grazed her boob. id eat her butthole in an instant, im not hating on you. rob told me he isnt umad a while ago... "i like timmy he's cool, my (ex)wife was a fucking slut whore, its all good" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 play magic cards all night long ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Sow how's everyone elses weather??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Hopefully. Magic cards are the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 NBB got that good weather. i guess mine isn't lookin as bad as i thought it would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 oh and uterus punching w/ the penix this halloween is a definite. SPORT FUCKING POR VIDA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TugboatTimmy Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 I like Rob too, Dow, he's a short cuddly little bastard. N/H? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 27, 2010 Author Share Posted September 27, 2010 weather aint too bad down here and yes, those kinda magic cards. but we play on his xbox360. its awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 27, 2010 Author Share Posted September 27, 2010 I like Rob too, Dow, he's a short cuddly little bastard. N/H? very /nh him and his brother are some of the oldest friends i have. we all went out together to see the ninja turtles movies when it came out in theaters in 1989. g shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 there is a MTG video game. hooooly shit i don't know if i should be stoked or embarassed that i'm even contemplating whether or not it's good or bad......either way i need to get out of the house i'm finna go stir crazy here pretty soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 oh and uterus punching w/ the penix this halloween is a definite. SPORT FUCKING POR VIDA!!! its only right if you're dressed like a nun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 well it looks like i know what i'm going as this halloween... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 I'm doing hipster hitler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 27, 2010 Author Share Posted September 27, 2010 NBB, victoria just came by the shop. epic as always. she asked about you. so did the really cute girl who had her septum done. MUAH 2010 BROMANCE STEEZ / "k****, when are you going to let me suck your dick?!? by the way, where is your friend at?!?" -victoria the hooker speed freak mexican maniac aka mi corazon too bad i ripped a couple small warts off my dick with my fingernails last night and it isnt currently presentable enough for a bj. FAIL. ps: every travel pic thread needs to have flicks of ppl flexing their BIG SEXY MUSCLES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Damn I need to go visit soon. My dick is looking proper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 do you keep said warts in a jar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 27, 2010 Author Share Posted September 27, 2010 they were really small, so i just flung them off my finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 mad skin tags dogg. going all bathroom in this shit. KING BSM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 All this talk of dick warts is horrifying , I thought this was the broken spine mens club! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crocodile Tears Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 men men men men! upon walking home last night i passed by a bar, outside a few college kids were chattering kinda loud, to witch i gave a loud "SHHHHHHHH" not a peep, i counted 7 steps before one dude goes "whats his problem" grinned for the next block *edit Eiffel tower shirtless american victory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 they were probably in recovery mode from all the singing. i hear it stresses the BSM's out. I was walking home from a Mexi-karaoke night at the bar. Anythings possible. So, apparently I missed quite a bit in here today. DOW not DAO plays Magic the Gathering while smoking teh speedz? Timmy is a boob grazer? Wart picking? Fuck, that's the last time I pass out on the couch from lunchtime bong hits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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