alnano Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 You moron, Kandybah is a girl. :rolleyes: Neva said she was not a girl . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 You moron, Kandybah is a girl. :rolleyes: She's also a dyke who's into chicks who look like dudes. So I think lumping her into the faggot category is fair game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 this is epic win, dow is living life on the edgy, slightly hairier side, with cheap make up. like my list of things to do before i die is fucking tame compared to this nigga, and one of mine includes re-enacting a scene from la blue girl with some bad ass japanese broad... holy crap dow, i demand dow receives the 13th tic tac, this is a monumental moment in 12oz history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashed tangerine Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JdrrY2ZBA0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 I understand that this is the internet and almost anything can be considered epic and funny, but I'm disturbed by all of the people who think getting jerked off by a guy is an awesome accomplishment. Apparently the oontz is filled with closeted homosexuals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 You sure care a lot about the gays swamp. Past experience gone wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Yeah...you know the faggot neighbor in American beauty? It was based on me. I've never understood the idea that disliking homos means you want to be one. I mean clearly there are cases of extreme self loathers that are obvious, but when people hate blacks noone accuses them of wanting to be one...what's up with that? And like I said, gays don't even always bother me...the idea that people think getting jerked off by a dude is straight is what bothers me here. My boy Jerry put it well a few weeks ago when discussing a friend of ours who is clearly a closet faggot, "He should just come out and admit he loves cock..he'd be alot happier" Edit: To ASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 I just don't see what the big deal is, certainly not enough for me to be disgusted, i mean I wasn't the one getting jerked off. Live and let live. Dude got his dick played with, boo hoo. :edit: And he was wearing a slayer shirt, so there was nothing gay about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Sec Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Thanks for the negaprops swamp.... <3 you too If I wanted some pussy i'd pull my pants down and get busy with my own. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 this is epic win, dow is living life on the edgy, slightly hairier side, with cheap make up. like my list of things to do before i die is fucking tame compared to this nigga, and one of mine includes re-enacting a scene from la blue girl with some bad ass japanese broad... holy crap dow, i demand dow receives the 13th tic tac, this is a monumental moment in 12oz history. LMAO @ all the 12oz gays using this thread as an opportunity to step out of the closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 la blue girl looooooooool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Pretty simple. Man & Man=Homosexual Man & Woman=Heterosexual This gender identity shit is all good for gay people to define their gay relationships and all but most straight people keep it simple. NOT SO FAST you're going to tell me if a lady rocks a strap on and goes plastic balls deep on a dude that's some heterosexual shit???????/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 NOT SO FAST you're going to tell me if a lady rocks a strap on and goes plastic balls deep on a dude that's some heterosexual shit???????/ It's gay, but definitely lower on the gay scale than getting jerked off bya guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 he was wearing a slayer shirt, so there was nothing gay about it. You closet homos need to stop dragging Slayer into this. The act of wearing a Slayer shirt does not nohomo a gay sex act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 im not as drunk as i was last night but i still find this hilarious. You would too if you heard the crazy yayed out conversations me and this guy had about similar subjects... Also dow totally watched me fuck some girl so i know he's not gay.... yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 shut up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 LMAO @ all the 12oz gays using this thread as an opportunity to step out of the closet. how so? i would be said tentacle monster, Japanese broad would be girl getting effed in the a. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Thanks for the negaprops swamp.... <3 you too If I wanted some pussy i'd pull my pants down and get busy with my own. Are you flexible enough to eat your own box? If you can post a pic of yourself doing this, I'm willing to bet your tampon will turn into 11 tic-tacs over night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 It's gay, but definitely lower on the gay scale than getting jerked off bya guy i'm pretty sure that anyone in jail will argue that taking rubber dong up the butt (regardless of who's throwing it) is much gayer than catching a haggard HJ once you willingly turn yer little ruby red starfruit into a penis playground + gets stretched out you're pretty much all the way gay for life, doesn't matter if a fine ass real woman did it noooooooooo hooooomooooooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Also dow totally watched me fuck some girl so i know he's not gay.... He could have been staring at your balls the whole time. just sayin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 http://thecryinggame.ytmnd.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 i'm pretty sure that anyone in jail will argue that taking rubber dong up the butt (regardless of who's throwing it) is much gayer than catching a haggard HJ Anybody who's ever been to prison will tell you that dudes don't just turn homo in jail or prison. Anybody catching a handjob from a dude (in prison or not) always had homo tendencies to begin with. Slayer shirt or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croupier Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 OK, here are the rules as per King Missile: saw an episode of The Jerry Springer Show, and the topic was "Transvestites and the Men Who Love Them." And the guy was on with his "girlfriend," and he was saying "To me, this is a beautiful woman. She's got a perfect body, beautiful blonde hair, everything. I love her, and I love making love to her. Now I ask you, does that make me gay?" Most of the audience thought so, and so did I. But it got me thinking about what is and isn't gay. Discussing sex with a guy is gay. Discussing sex with a women is straight. Even telling a woman "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a cock," is straight. Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it's straight. Gyms are always gay, because afterwards, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay. Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich. It is neither straight nor gay. Watching pornos with one or more other guys in the room, no matter how many other women are also in the room, is gay. Watching porn, even gay porn, with one or more other women only is staright. Here's an interesting one: Kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or letting him kiss you on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy is gay. See, look, I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know their gay... they fuck my shit right up. Like a guy calls me up and says, "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other, just us guys. You wanna come over?" And I'm like, "No." Ok, you got a guy sucking your dick, even if he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's got the best breast implants youv'e ever seen, even if you're saying to him "Suck it, bitch, I know you like it, you slut, you whore!" that's gay. Conversely, if a woman straps on a dildo, and you're dressed like a woman, and you're sucking her cock, and she's saying, "You like it, don't you? You like sucking my dick you little fucking faggot," and then she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and says "You love it you little pussy boy! You love getting fucked in the ass. I'll bet you wish I was a man! I'll bet you wish this was a real cock, you fucking faggot!" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before, that's still straight. But then, if you go off to the bar, and discuss this, or any other sexual experience with guys, that's gay. Here's the most interesting one. Sucking a guys cock can, under certain rare cirumstances, be staright. Let's say you've gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is that whoever loses has to be the other's sex slave for an entire night... you know, the kind of stuff that happens in Penthouse Forum all the time. And you lose, and the woman makes you have sex with another guy. That's not gay. I don't know exactly why, but it isn't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Discussing sex with a guy is gay. Discussing sex with a women is straight. Even telling a woman "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a cock," is straight. Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it's straight. Gyms are always gay, because afterwards, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay. Watching porn, even gay porn, with one or more other women only is staright. Here's an interesting one: Kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or letting him kiss you on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. See, look, I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know their gay... they fuck my shit right up. Like a guy calls me up and says, "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other, just us guys. You wanna come over?" Conversely, if a woman straps on a dildo, and you're dressed like a woman, and you're sucking her cock, and she's saying, "You like it, don't you? You like sucking my dick you little fucking faggot," and then she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and says "You love it you little pussy boy! You love getting fucked in the ass. I'll bet you wish I was a man! I'll bet you wish this was a real cock, you fucking faggot!" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before, that's still straight. Here's the most interesting one. Sucking a guys cock can, under certain rare cirumstances, be staright. Let's say you've gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is that whoever loses has to be the other's sex slave for an entire night... you know, the kind of stuff that happens in Penthouse Forum all the time. And you lose, and the woman makes you have sex with another guy. That's not gay. I don't know exactly why, but it isn't. LOLWUT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 dood youre gay @croupier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest T14K Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 also who's this lady sec chick? she cute? anyone post the noods yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Would the jury please strike 90% of that post from the record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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