SwampFightOner Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 if your phone has video make puppets of you and her. Set up fancy curtain as backround. Play Hank williams-Hey,good lookin (or whatever type of lovey dove song... that one to me just seems to fit you) Dance puppets along to feel good tune. Send her the make shift music video via text message on Christmas. I'd go batty over something like that. I pray to god this is a joke :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 fuck health Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 yeah bfish i think if he did that she would never talk to him again. that just sound super creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 if your phone has video make puppets of you and her. Set up fancy curtain as backround. Play Hank williams-Hey,good lookin (or whatever type of lovey dove song... that one to me just seems to fit you) Dance puppets along to feel good tune. Send her the make shift music video via text message on Christmas. I'd go batty over something like that. This seems like stalker type stuff. My 2 cents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 My favorite fast food that I have regular access to is Burger King. Their new double cheeseburgers are a quarter pound, for $1. McDonalds wants like $3 for a Quarter Pounder w/ cheese, and they put less cheese than BK's burger too just had 2 of these today. the other bk is charging more cuz they were losing money with it for only a $1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I'm glad everyone else agrees that puppet shit is OD creepy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 just had 2 of these today. the other bk is charging more cuz they were losing money with it for only a $1. They're so fuckin good. Two of those, a 5 piece tender (with buffalo sauce), and a large fry. I may hafta go get this right now actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 your guys's game is way off... bitches love that kinda shit when yer teamed up together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 FUCK im hungry now and broke until pay day damn you swamp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 You should probably make more money br0 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 whats absolutely fucking comical is the fact that the threads title is posing a question to the girls on 12oz and as soon as one responds all the dudes are like "yo thats the stupidest shit ever that bitch will hate you if you do that" :lol: IRONY. and to reiterate, i think, and in some cases know, yall game is off... bitches love shit like that. but only get super nifty heartfelt sentimental crafty if youv been with her for awhile and youv pretty much jellyfished yourself out like a fagget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 The girls on 12oz tend to be very different from the type of female I date, so I wouldn't even bother asking this kind of advice. It also explains why I (and probably others) would disagree with the advice. I agree it's definitely counter productive for the thread starter, though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 cuz its true wtf puppets? really? idk that just seems like it would be in one of those awkward teenager movies 12 bucks an hour (swamp) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 And you live at home, correct? Should definitely have enough money for some BK haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 The girls on 12oz tend to be very different from the type of female I date, so I wouldn't even bother asking this kind of advice. absolutely, and i personaly would never this because its not in my character. but clearly homeboy eats is a jellyfish that is just dying to feel his heart beat with a broad that wants this, so therfor i feel its good advice for him. it fits his dimensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 i dont get paid til next friday haha and yeah home is where i live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 I thought the puppets sounded like a legit idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA well then go for it man. fuck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Just lean in close and say you'll never hurt her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 ^ the keyword is say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 ^ you should hurt her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I thought the puppets sounded like a legit idea. my point exactly. /thread over COS wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGK404 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Get her some chocolate dipped fortune cookies, because that shit tastes goods, and you know you'll end up eating it anyways after she opens it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Get her a slap to the tits for giving you the vibe that you need to get her something. Chocolate is a failsafe option, if she in some odd fuckin way dislikes chocolate you get to eat it. Win regardless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 :lol: I'm going to give her a rap letter macaroni card with some oreos. and maybe the pipe. MAYBE. but yeah I could sure use some new shoes. Be that dirty dick nigga, eatso. If she turns out crazy, it's all your fault. Remember that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 For a "ask the ladies thread" it sure is raining men up in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 For a "ask the ladies thread" it sure is raining men up in here. Men tell the truth about women. Notice how women always say "I want a nice guy" and turn around and date a douche? or ask those questions that have no legit answer like "do I look fat in this?" if you say "yes", no blowjobs for a month. if you say "no" they accuse you of lying. Women are liars not by their own fault. It's embedded. Like Pentium Vagina. Hard coded. Men who know the deal tell other men what's up. Not some nancy pancy froo froo "buy some expensive shit and waste money on this chick that will hate you for it and go for that asshole who spits on her when he talks" advice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Pentium Vagina, that's some good shit. I never met a woman who takes out the trash perhaps that is embedded also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 lol you guys are asking and answering your own questions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Men tell the truth about women. Notice how women always say "I want a nice guy" and turn around and date a douche? or ask those questions that have no legit answer like "do I look fat in this?" if you say "yes", no blowjobs for a month. if you say "no" they accuse you of lying. Women are liars not by their own fault. It's embedded. Like Pentium Vagina. Hard coded. Men who know the deal tell other men what's up. Not some nancy pancy froo froo "buy some expensive shit and waste money on this chick that will hate you for it and go for that asshole who spits on her when he talks" advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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