eatso Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 help me out here I'm smitten kittens with this girl I met a few months ago she's smart, hot, and kind of a lush. She'll probably turn out to be a cheating hell whore or something but, whatever. ya know? anyhow, point being I have no idea what I should get this girl for the happy present time fun adventures. any ideas? what the fuck do modern ladies like? whats hot in the streets? also I'm poor. this is a key factor. She's a video production nerd person, she's also a pothead, she likes indian food but she's a vegamatarian. Run with this, get back to me. (also, I already got her a fancy jacket, cuz she was going to chicago.) gentelmen feel free to offer suggestions or post tits as you see fit. thanks again folks. love, eatsos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 youv already spent to much cash on her and are thinking about this way to much. shes going to think less of you for it. shes sees the bitch in you bro. dont be that dude. i suggest keeping this gift hella modest without being cheap. the fact you said shes prolly gonna end up cheating on you means that you already know this aint gonna work and your chasing her. never chase. get her something decent, medium priced and slightly impersonal. it will throw her off, because clearly... your more sentimental than that. you might be able to rework the situation to her chasing you for a bit to save face and end the relationship on your terms and thus win the war. *edit: /no asshole 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 mother of god I hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 hello chrisbizzle, how you doing today lady? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 smiley faces....bitches love smiley faces nah white fudge covered oreos they are delicious and will make anyone love you forever 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 good call on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 girls like the small things. u aint even gotta buy shit. dont spend a lot if ur gunna tho. its overwhelming, seems kinda pushy. NO PROMISE RINGS. shes a pothead? Buy her a pretty pipe of her choice? i dont fuckin know, just dont go ape shit on her bcoz shes not ur first nor will be the last and u gotta save ur money for the next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 mother of god I hate you. haha. Serio though, a friend of mine was "smitten kittens" w this girl, and then her birthday came around and he TOTALLY overdid it, spent wayyyy too much time/effort on her gift and freaked her the fuck out. Jacket sounds good, Chicago is going to be cold as fuck, maybe some gloves or a bottle of bourbon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 youv already spent to much cash on her and are thinking about this way to much. shes going to think less of you for it. shes sees the bitch in you bro. dont be that dude. i suggest keeping this gift hella modest without being cheap. the fact you said shes prolly gonna end up cheating on you means that you already know this aint gonna work and your chasing her. never chase. get her something decent, medium priced and slightly impersonal. it will throw her off, because clearly... your more sentimental than that. you might be able to rework the situation to her chasing you for a bit to save face and end the relationship on your terms and thus win the war. *edit: /no asshole This isn't good advice. Women like assholes, they don't like cheap assholes. It ain't trickin if you got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Oh, however...if you haven't even hooked up with this girl yet, it would be really creepy to get her something expensive. I forgot to mention that part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 This isn't good advice. Women like assholes, they don't like cheap assholes. It ain't trickin if you got it. cheap? fuck no... i said moderatly priced and more importantly less personal. ie: a new ipod er some shit. good gift, not cheap but not personal. by her something like her uncle with a couple bucks would. not some cupid speared love junkie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 well the jacket fell out the back of the truck and I plan on spending about no dollars hopefully yes on the hookups I was thinking along the lines of "creative gesture of appreciation" which is actually "I'm broke but I think your swell so here is this ____________" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 draw her some shit (if you draw...wait fuck it disregard this) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 and my comments are strictly aimed towards this situation... not a broad yer down with. eatso talkin painted a picture of a semi sleazebag that is fun to fuck. this is how you handle that sleazebag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Modern girls like .380s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymatics Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Christmas is coming up.... http://arkitipintel.com/2008/01/14/rape-axe-the-anti-rape-condom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 what like the rap letters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-ozone Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Treat her like crap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng-3PtglUlg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v0kpDsM4jA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 cheap? fuck no... i said moderatly priced and more importantly less personal. ie: a new ipod er some shit. good gift, not cheap but not personal. by her something like her uncle with a couple bucks would. not some cupid speared love junkie. Ahhh, yeah that makes sense. The last time I was "courting" a girl (my ex I just recently broke up with) was like a year and a half ago. Only really nice thing I bought her before we actually started dating was a Northface (which I knew she really wanted and couldn't afford), but I also (obviously) picked up all the food and beverage tabs, which can be quite alot hanging out with me. Also, the jacket was alot nicer gift than it would have been usually because it wasn't for any holiday or occasion Keep in mind, though, I was fucking her before I started really buying anything. I don't know how to go about buying gifts if you're not fucking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 ^^ Vulcan, im a sucker for that and im sure any girl would be. Put some time into something for her and shes yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 well the jacket fell out the back of the truck and I plan on spending about no dollars hopefully yes on the hookups I was thinking along the lines of "creative gesture of appreciation" which is actually "I'm broke but I think your swell so here is this ____________" get creative with the card. rack her somethin else that she knows you boosted but you dont tell her. she'll respect that. bitches like guys stealing shit for them if your in a section8 relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 I see her having that and being drunk and forgetting and me being in a lot of pain so no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 haha, no guns. bitches are crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 eatso you are fucking her right? this is a crucial keypoint in the discussion here. aswell as your manhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 ^^ Vulcan, im a sucker for that and im sure any girl would be. Put some time into something for her and shes yours. yeah it works everytime. ive drawn shit for almot every chick ive been with. and no not just rap letters. dude like anything charecters, monsters, just invest time into omething or at leat make it look like you did. itll work bitches like being thought of for a long time haha NOHOMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 You know what I've found girls like more? $400 bags. Not really useful in this situation, just saying haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 ive drawn shit for almot every chick ive been with. and no not just rap letters. dude like anything charecters, monsters, just invest time into omething or at leat make it look like you did. itll work bitches like being thought of for a long time haha thats a given... but i like to think my game has advanced from drawing pictures for bitches. if your on level on basicality then by all means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 true, and yes we done dirty things to each other. as far as my manhood goes, I could really give a shit less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 JUST THROW IT IN THE BAGGGG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 i never really got this whole "game" thing...whys it got to be a game? just be yourself. do you. and garuntee youll bag her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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