lord_casek Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Pentium Vagina, that's some good shit. I never met a woman who takes out the trash perhaps that is embedded also. That's why god invented basements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 if your phone has video make puppets of you and her. Set up fancy curtain as backround. Play Hank williams-Hey,good lookin (or whatever type of lovey dove song... that one to me just seems to fit you) Dance puppets along to feel good tune. Send her the make shift music video via text message on Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I guess I read too much into the whole video production nerd thing. I always am bad at these advice things. But. Idk. Reading into the lil details about the person you are interested in and getting creative off of that usually turns out pretty well. Especially if you are broke. Maybe she likes jewelry. Macaroni necklace? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Protip: the ladies of 12oz, for the most part, have awful advice as 95%+ of them are ugly, boring and hypocritical. A few of them are exempt from this. To be fair, the men of 12oz also give awful advice, which is why you shouldn't come here to ask for any advice that requires actual thought. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 mocdonalds breakfast is some bomb shit. steak, egg and cheese bagel heart attack ftw for everything else, wendys and arbys. end of discussion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 3, 2009 Author Share Posted December 3, 2009 Protip: the ladies of 12oz, for the most part, have awful advice as 95%+ of them are ugly, boring and hypocritical. A few of them are exempt from this. To be fair, the men of 12oz also give awful advice, which is why you shouldn't come here to ask for any advice that requires actual thought. I've been over this already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 You need to follow Leykis101 I'd say 20$ tops for this chick who is basically a friend. Unless you're in a serious relationship with her or ugly as fuck then feel free to spend $. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I guess I read too much into the whole video production nerd thing. I always am bad at these advice things. But. Idk. Reading into the lil details about the person you are interested in and getting creative off of that usually turns out pretty well. Especially if you are broke. Maybe she likes jewelry. Macaroni necklace? Surprised no mention of penguins. Really surprised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 3, 2009 Author Share Posted December 3, 2009 hahahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Protip: the ladies of 12oz, for the most part, have awful advice as 95%+ of them are ugly, boring and hypocritical. A few of them are exempt from this. I like when people speak the troof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Protip: the ladies of 12oz, for the most part, have awful advice as 95%+ of them are ugly, boring and hypocritical. A few of them are exempt from this. To be fair, the men of 12oz also give awful advice, which is why you shouldn't come here to ask for any advice that requires actual thought. I'm two out of three. Your pick on which two. beatso his meatso, go around town to a few vintage stores and steal her little crap. a little statue of a deer or owl. an ashtray. a belt buckle. shit like that. go to a book store and steal her a book that you like. knowing you, it would probably be JD Salinger. draw something in the front flap of the book that pertains to a experience you two have shared. also include a separate drawing on a piece of paper the size of a bookmark, to be used as such. do this drawing on cardboard from a case of beer. rack a jug of wine and take her to the park/secret rooftop spot to drink. don't give her everything all at once, space it out and throughout the night casually reach into your bag and pull out something to give her. she will fall in love with you that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheepOrDie Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 handpicked flowers, homemade card with something sweet written on it, and take her out for a slice of pizza and some hot cocoa. run her a warm bath with some lit candles, and listen to her talk while she soaks. glass of wine helps. so does awesome sex afterwards. this works, seriously... if shes not a bitch she will totally appreciate it and then brag to all her friends about how romantic her boy is. if you dont feel like shes worth that then dont bother doing anything at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 3, 2009 Author Share Posted December 3, 2009 I think I'm just going to go to new orleans for a bender or two. problem solved. bf's plan and sheepskis plans were both winz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 pee on her while shes in the bathtub. her reaction will let you know weather to keep her around or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 well, eatso my boy... ive seen you before. you look like you smell like cat piss. i still luh you tho. so playing cute is out of the question. i vote take her on a fucking picnic. but keep it metal... but since she is a girl, maybe instead of metal, the picnic should be metalcore or cybergrind... whatever chicks are. idfk. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 just keep doing what you're doing. if she aint kicked you to the curb, then you're good. if she has, fuck it. learn from your mistakes and move on. there's plenty of other females out there, just dont be a lazy fuck and wait for them to come to you. females like it when you persue them. in a non-stalker type of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 3, 2009 Author Share Posted December 3, 2009 I actually gave up like an hour ago. I'm eating poptarts now. this thread is now about poptarts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Strudels are better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 3, 2009 Author Share Posted December 3, 2009 this thread is now about strudels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 buy her a big thing of Nutella wrap it up all cute like and give her a spoon as well girls love Nutella 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 3, 2009 Author Share Posted December 3, 2009 who doesn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Hard dick and bubble gum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 3, 2009 Author Share Posted December 3, 2009 this thread is now about stan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 :lol: i think there is less than 10 posts in 6 pages by females the rest is bunch of guys giving the worst advice ive ever heard. this is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 3, 2009 Author Share Posted December 3, 2009 this thread is now about eon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 this thread is now about eon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 man sixth grade was 4 years of fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Question for the ladies..... ya'll ready to touch it in miami?........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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