Organic Therapy Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Granted but your knee caps have been blown out causing you not to work on Thursday. I wish Trashtalk would come to VA soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-roc Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 granted, but you die the day after wish the weekend would hurry up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 granted, but you catch the clap. i wish nancy grace's show would get cancelled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 granted, buy you are captured by terrorists and placed in a holding cell, where the only thing you get to do is watch reruns of Nancy Grace's show. after you have watched every episode 4 times, you are beheaded. i wish i didnt have so much work to do in the next week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 granted, but cause youll be completely phisically and/or mentally disabled. I wish I could write tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 You'll be getting up tonight, but it will be a graf on girls event with models from an old folks home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I wish mary jane could not be detected in your system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Granted, but the Child Porn in your Windows system is -- you spend the next 20 years getting raped in prison, until you catch a shiv in the showers. I want only to fly first class, never ever last (cause a brother like me I pay cash) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Granted but you fly first class into the Renaissance Center being flown by terrorists I wish I could "flush" the stress from my body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 granted but everyone nega props you and you kill yourself cause you didnt reach internet stardom i wish my girl would stop playing games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Granted but now shes playing with this Wish my sister would shut up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Granted, but it is your cock in her mouth that finally does the trick. I wish I had a maid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Granted but on her first day of work she robs you and brings minorities to your house to beat the shit out of you I wish my paper would write itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 granted but its totally off topic and written horribly and you dont proof read it therefore you get a F i wish id get paid to not go to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 it's called unemployment. granted, but now you are a quadriplegic. i wish my dishes would do themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 granted but they did a horrible job at rinsing i wish it was a cool 70 degrees outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 edited to prevent flow fuckup - granted, but you are in a prison cell without a window granted - but dishes cant be any smarter than a rock so they do a horrible job, even making the mess worse somehow your finish a bowl of pasta the next night, and with a last scoop of fork lifting from inside the bowl, you discover a used condom thats not yours i wish the transit system here didnt suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Granted, but the only people who ride are black and smelly. I wish I didn't have to work.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 granted now you have no transit system.have fun walking haha edit:granted but now your forced to whore yourself for moneez. i wish it wasnt snowing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Granted but now youre forced to live on the sun I wish i could be productive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.none. Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Granted but you produce massive amounts of gay porn starring you. i wish my computer was trouble free forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-roc Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Granted, but now your dildo collection starts fuckin up instead I wish i was on holidays allready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 granted, but you're on Rammadon - the religious holiday that doesn't let you eat real food for forty days or some fucked up shit like that. suck it muslims. i wish craigslist was more like a club for hot people, instead of a seedy bar with drink specials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 granted but their way outta your league and you commit suicide becuase of all the regection you recieved. i wish my headache was gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Granted but it's replaced by a pain numbing malignant brain tumor. I wish i still had my job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 granted but youare forced to work a 70 hour week i wish it wasnt so fucking cold outside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 granted, you're a snowman now. the cold is now comforting - but some kid just ripped off your carrot nose and put it where your dick should be. then he pissed "DICKNOSE" in the snow in front of you. sucks. i wish the butterface girl would give me head in the break room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 the butterface girl has an exotic African virus and infects your dick, causing it to grow huge and explode I wish I could go back in time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 granted, but it only works when you have long distances to travel on foot. whenever you reach your destination, you go back in time to where your walking started. this happens twice daily. coincidentally, your leg muscle are powerful enough to out-round-house-kick Chuck Norris. i wish my dick hadn't just exploded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 granted, but now it imploded and you have a vagina i wish i didnt have a bunch of shitty tattoos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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