count chocula Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: Hipster in our ranks i remember when hipster actually referred to someone who was hip to a certain topic specifically music and such Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: Hipster in our ranks how would one spot a "chucklefuck"? They usually have an opinion that's based largely upon the opinion of others which in turn is also based upon the opinion of others. Notably they dress hip or retro, hang out in trendy circles, and say lots of ironic and condescending things yet claim to be "not hipsters" without realizing that a) no one really cares and b) even if they do, they aren't fooled. Chucklefucks have also been seen marching in gay pride parades wearing fairy wings, combat boots and a jockstrap with the words "I'M NOT GAY" tattooed across their shaved, oiled-up muscular chests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veintiocho Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: Hipster in our ranks Psht, I was rocking a fixed gear back in 89*. *I took apart the breaking mechanism of my kiddie bike (the ones you pedal backwards to stop) and tried to put it back together, except I did it completely wrong and ended up with a fixed gear bike that looked kind of like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: Hipster in our ranks lulz - so it goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: Hipster in our ranks road tech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veintiocho Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: Hipster in our ranks Maybe it could be the new trend. Doofuses in wolf shirts riding 16" kid bikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: Hipster in our ranks Yeah, I've reassembled a couple of coaster brake hubs wrong too...those were some thrilling test rides, let me tell you. It's funny that riding a certain bike or writing your name on things a certain way or drinking a certain kind of beer in a certain bar while wearing a certain shirt is going to make someone pissed off enough to single you out and call you names....but that person doing the name-calling isn't guilty of saying "I'm better than him because I'm different than him and hence more manly and tough." Come on, now! If you're going be on some Vice Do and Don'ts type shit face facts...you're a spot-jocker and a trend watcher. You may not do whatever it is that makes you mad but you notice it and then proceed to cluck your tongue in disapproval like some amateur Mr. Blackwell...please believe, people notice THAT way more than the guy you're putting down. Fashion forward, boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: Hipster in our ranks real hipsters ride tireless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: Hipster in our ranks i'm gonna become a steampunk hella cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: Hipster in our ranks I think hating fixed gears has become trendier than riding them now. Think about that for a while. i agree, same with hating on hipsters being the new hipster. round and round it goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: Hipster in our ranks MORE BEERS, LESS GEARS! SINGLE SPEEDS FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: Hipster in our ranks Actually, some of the art and craftwork out of the steampunk genre is incredible. Unfortunately, I don't have the skill or the patience to make stuff like that, but one day I plan to make a steampunk desktop case...lots of polished wood, brass, throw switches, analog dials, and rivets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: Hipster in our ranks If you REALLY want to be cool, just ignore whatever bothers you...aspire to new heights in your shun game. (This doesn't apply if some retard is heading at you full speed on a bike with no brakes and making panicked sounds/faces....just get back on the curb and commence shunning everything around you.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: Hipster in our ranks I think we've all seen pictures of bojangles. I don't think he's been on any type of bike in months. oh snap! /nh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: Hipster in our ranks Ok, i'll give explaining this a shot. I HATE hipsters. I really like the concept of a fixed gear. They look fun to ride. I might even build one so I don't have to worry about my touring bike getting jacked. BUT, I hate hipsters. So if you don't have hipster clothes (pink shirts, etc) and are pretty cool, I would say "cool bike". If you ARE a hipster, I would day "nice bike, faggot." There, I said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: Hipster in our ranks Oh snap! This thread is about me. Damn. Yes...I said it. But it actually wasn't a fixed gear in hindsight. I could coast on it and it had a coaster brake. More like a single speed, stripped down 10 speed. I'm back on my 14 speed anyways. It's 13 times cooler than a fixed gear. P.S. I'm more of a recovering wigger than any type of hipster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Hating in general seems to be the new black these days. SGFW Single gear free wheel. It's what I have. No way I'm gonna pedal all the fucking time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted July 31, 2009 Author Share Posted July 31, 2009 man you serious business cats are ruining my thread. i was trying to make a joke on bojangles and you all come and ruin it thanks a lot :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 fixed gears are the shit. They are perfect to catch speed and go long distances. Don't hate them because you hate some people that ride them. DON'T LET THE HIPSTERS WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 i ride a fixed gear because its fun as hell woooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 i just ride a ghetto chopper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 i want to build a tallbike and ride it daily hopefully i can start a new trend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 9 More Gears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 i want to build a tallbike and ride it daily hopefully i can start a new trend A NEW trend? And that's one classy chopper brah brah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 well making tallbikes isn't new, but riding/commuting on them daily would be great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I like single speeds with brakes, I never have liked fixed gears, they just seem annoying and dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 man you serious business cats are ruining my thread. i was trying to make a joke on bojangles and you all come and ruin it thanks a lot :mad: http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=64345&highlight=homosexual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Lol at shai's preemptive strike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 i want to build a tallbike and ride it daily hopefully i can start a new trend The homey TORE had a double decker...he would ride it all the time. Until he got hit, those shits are hella unsafe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 yes they are, but fun as fuck to ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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