KILZ FILLZ Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 ---after some drinks---- " 2 slices and a soda for $6, you down boo?" "no" "are you sure? I'll eat both If you don't want one. You sure?" "yea I'm sure" (buys 2 slices and soda) ..... Walking to car .... "Can I have some of that pizza?" FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Ladies, WTF??????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 fuck 'em and feed 'em, or vice versa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Fuck em and feed em with the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 fuck the pizza, eat the girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 I make meals to order. Blueberry pancakes from scratch FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 ^this kid knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Fuck em and feed em with the same thing. http://www.bigsausagepizza.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 tell her to fuck off and if she's lucky you'll let her eat the crust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterpopoff Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 smash and dash!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 tell her to fuck off and if she's lucky you'll let her eat the crust golden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 tell her to fuck off and if she's lucky you'll let her eat the crust fuck that shit i like the crust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 haha you shoulda just given her some of the drink and thats it, stick to your guns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 It got to the point where before I would order I'd say "I'm ordering this and eating all of it, what do you want to order" They still don't get the point even when you outline the plot for them. And it's not like they are paying in the first place, like their trying to save money and shit. But it's dirty looks time if you give them the WTF face after trying to jack a full grown mans meal down to a fucking kids meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I make meals to order. Blueberry pancakes from scratch FTW. I might sound like I am 5, but whenever I go to my sisters house she ALWAYS wakes me up at 7AM and makes me the BEST blueberry pancakes from scratch. I love her. Props to you for knowing good food! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 you dont sound 5 thats the shit wish someone did that for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veintiocho Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 http://www.bigsausagepizza.com/ why the fuck didnt i think of this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Fuck the pizza, eat the girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 sell girl, ride pizza, fuck bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 yo that shit is THEEE WOOORSTTTTT what i would do is if your willing to pay for them as it is just buy some extra food like i would order 2 large fries with a value meal because i know the bitch is going to dead me on half my fries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 i think you'll enjoy this vid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 when im eating 3 corn dogs. shes visibly upset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 smash and dash!! Says the guy going out with a ex hooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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