Decyferon Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 never done it myself thankfully although have close, a mate while really really drunk thought it would be funny to pick up his girlfriend and pretend to throw her over a bridge into the river, but as he crouched and strained to pick her up he completely shit himself, was fucking hilarious - although he has done it on numerous occasions now lots of rough cider is a sure fire sharter starter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELDUST Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 he got the loose ass..........hmmmmmmmmmmm. sumthin he aint telling ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Yo this dude shit his draws and made a thread about it I've never shit my draws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 i have used my socks multiple times for some train track shitting.. my homey shit himself while riding his bike a year or 2 ago, wasnt a pretty sight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I sharted my paints while riding a skateboard, bombing a hill. I got to the bottom and looked down to find brown mushy stank everywhere. I ran into a bush, threw them off, then wiped my ass with them and threw them away. Then rode home commando to take a shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Fuck is wrong with you guys just shitting yourself? Even when I was a raging coke head I never shit myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 send out a feeler fart before swinging for the fences? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunchTruck Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 felt a surge down in my bowel wiped my ass on your brand new towel. I got constipated so I took Ex-lax and blew some crap into my slacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Fuck is wrong with you guys just shitting yourself? Even when I was a raging coke head I never shit myself theres a certain type of fart you learn you just cant trust. Every now and then you let it slip and realize your mistake. Its the fart where it feels like there a bubble thats bout to pop that you gota watch out for. as an older dude my cousin worked with said " im getting to that age where you cant waste a boner and cant trust a fart." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I guess I am extra cautious because I have a weak digestive system - having the runs most of the time makes me pretty aware Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 i sharted at starbucks the other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I haven't had it happen to me since I was like 16. Usually I CAN'T poo, rather than poo when I don't want to. I don't really even fart a lot, maybe once every few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 unacceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 haha sometime early last year, i was at a friends party. we were all taking shots of whiskey. later that night, i scared this nigga hella bad cause i passed out in a closet. you could here a wet slosh. we still give him mad shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I guess I am extra cautious because I have a weak digestive system - having the runs most of the time makes me pretty aware I got the same problems and I think thats why it happens to me so much. I feel like I usually got a good grasp on how a farts going to turn out. I'm gamble on it way too much though, and lose often. Far too often for an adult though. Maybe I should reconsider my technique or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 you niggas shit on yourselves thats fucked up b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 no kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 first off hahaha!!! I think besides the smell underwear chaffe (spelt right) is worse. Thank god for cargoes and fuck you for water rides, boxerbriefs, and walking around a theme park. I would of murdered for some corn starch that day. Sharting though....im a man of many gases and of high metabolism so I dont shart ...ive perfected the art.....now Im confused why "shart" was in my Wii's predictive text??? ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 sharts are serious business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Never play basketball when you have to poo. BAD IDEA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre1 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHMI6_LmxnQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twoxtonex Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 ayo, I sharted at the movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oops I Sharted Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Id say, I been done that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 poor kid blew out its o-ring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 i'm embarrassed for this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matsakow Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Once when i was about 19 and i was REALLY fucking hungover i sharted at my ex girls house, wiped myself on her curtain and chucked my shorts in the bin (only realising later my digi cam memory card with unreplaceable flicks was in the shorts pocket) and bailed home. To this day i havnt heard anything about the brown smudge on her curtain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 My dad was boarding a plane back from somewhere in N. Africa about 10 years ago. As he was about to sit down, he shart all over himself and fainted into the aisle. Paramedics rushed him off the plane & to hospital, they thought he had a heart attack. Turns out it was just a lil blow-back from the spicey food he ate the night before. Meanwhile, I am currently doing my yearly "spring cleaning" with Intestinal Cleanser pills. I am not letting a single fart out in public for fear it may be a mud-silde. I have about two weeks left of living in fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 you niggas shit on yourselves thats fucked up b Son, swat I'm sayin I never knew so many people on here just shit their draws like that! I could do a ball to the face after eating a meatlovers pizza (nohomo) and take a five foot bong hit of diesel exhaust untill I cough up 65% of my body weight in mucus and I know my asshole is gonna keep shit on lock... literally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I did it one night when I was housesitting for a friend. On his couch. Fortunately I was wearing Depends underneath a wetsuit, the combination of which saved the day. Woah, back the fuck up. You can't say stuff like that without giving the full story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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